Updates while I’m out at PAX? That’s a big ol’ nope!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2012 · 3:48 PM
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Honey Bunches of Nope.
Lvl NOPE Cereal.
Restores 150 health.
User's hat soars into the air few meters above the head.
User say "Nope" out loud in Engineer's voice and neck stretches to fit back into the hat.
Can they see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
-Nope.
Can you name all me marshmellow shapes?
-Nope.
Are Trix just for kids?
-Nope.
Is Kix kid tested, mother approved?
-Nope.
Is he cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
-Nope.
I could go on.
Honey Bunches of Nope.
A practical solution to breakfast.
I plan on using "Honey Bunches of NOPE" in everyday casual talk.
"Did you study for the test?"
"Honey Bunches of NOOOOPE"
Just reminds of the days when every video ad asked, "Have YOU tried the new honey bunches of oats?" just before I skipped it.
My response was always the same and it went along the lines of: NOPE.
Generic Alpar comment.
Pour in some of that MAD MILK, eat it with YEAH TOAST, some PANCAKES, and throw it all in the HEAVY BREAKFAST MACHINE.
There. There's your goddamn TF2 references to breakfast, Halolz.
If you even care a little about yourself, make sure you don't accidentally pour Jarate instead of Milk.
Honey bunchs of Nope!
Made with real metal and part of a complete sentry.
Oh look a new Halolz post!
Now lets see what it i-
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Now with more iron!
That awkward moment when the joke you wanted to make sounded good till you typed it out and actually read it.
Spy sappin' your appetite?
Well then, wrangle your spoon, son, because it's time for America's favourite breakfast cereal, HONEY BUNCHES OF NOPE!
Each wrenchful dispenses a delicious and pragmatic dose of your favourite nutrients, such as: Sandvichol, Australium, Couvre-Chef and Gottam!
Now availbale in a brand new, hat-raising and tumour-tingling flavour: Yellow Cake!
It's no lie!
This lame post looks like a job for THORGI! Smiter of Halolz fail!
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Zoe's internal dialog spoken out loud: Crap, all the good jokes have been made…uhh, think Zoe…
Ummm…uhh…My favorite cereal is "Coco Pootis!" :D
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*Cries in the corner.*
bluh bluh bluh
FFFFFFFFFECK
I actually want to print this out and tape it to a honey flavoured cereal box