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Clothing only slows him down! Ha HA! Dangley parts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2012 · 1:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (174 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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14 replies · active 660 weeks ago
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86 replies · active 658 weeks ago
Now whenever the Soldier yells, "Get on the point maggots!" a new level of fear arises within me.
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9 replies · active 660 weeks ago
At least he's being a civil person and left his hat on.
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If God had wanted you to be clothed, he would not have created me!
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
Naked soldier... Hrrnnggggggg... splooosh

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MY EYES! THEY BURN! BRING ME THE BATTERY ACID! QUICKLY!
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2 replies · active 660 weeks ago
Let me see what's on Halolz today...
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um....so....which way is the exit again?
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8 replies · active 660 weeks ago
You could say he is going commando...
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2 replies · active 660 weeks ago
I'm rather certain this was a real tactic used by a general at some point, but I forget who.

Also if I remember correctly, the tactic WORKED.
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4 replies · active 660 weeks ago
He doesn't have clothes because the robots stole his very American job(s).
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
I...............
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2 replies · active 660 weeks ago
[youtube fLiW1Bqgd_4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLiW1Bqgd_4&feature=related youtube]
You know, between this, the current submission, his whip, a certain sailor moon submission, and a certain TF2 video we got in the week of the Uber update... It's pretty clear to me that Soldier is the most sexual of all the classes in Halolz canon.

Stupid sexy Soldier.
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4 replies · active 660 weeks ago
I have the strangest uber right now.
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It's like he's wearing...nothing at all...nothing at all...NOTHING AT ALL!
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
Today's post is rated Nc-17 for OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!
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Now if it had been the Spy, I would have said he did it to get a bonus to his sneak rolls. Gold star if you get the reference.
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5 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Looks like BLU was taken down by a full frontal assault!
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so wait a minute what will he grab when uses the equalizer taunt n-oh dear...
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HIS BODY IS READY.
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
Is this...legal?
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2 replies · active 660 weeks ago
I think this was a fine tactical choice by RED Soldier, considering what they are up against.
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
It's official I'm desensitized to stuff like this. What has the internet done to me?
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There are alot of things that I can live with....this isn't one of them.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some women just want to watch the world burn
under a blanket of penises
rocket penises, to be precise
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Unnecessary censorship is the only acceptable kind of censorship.
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Am I the only one who expected "Suprize Buttsecks" from the BLU Spy in that one scene?
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
I'm surprised this hasn't been flagged on YouTube yet.
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War. War never changes.

Nor does the RED Soldier.
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... oh
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I've seen things.
Terrible, terrible things.
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Ok, @#$% you, Shawn!

Now to get the eyebleach.
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....Im sorry guys, I seem to have lost my way to halolz, can someone please redirect me?
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1 reply · active 660 weeks ago
In b4 takedown.
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Already someone made the video about censored word in meet the soldier ;_; At least he did it good. :D
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I refuse to deny Soldier is probably stronger and sexier then I'll ever be, but he'll need more than a Buff Banner to fix that tiny thing of his.
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