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Little did they know, while we were infiltrating the robots, the robots were infiltrating us!
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[VIDEO] Meet the Roboldier

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 18, 2012 · 3:44 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(137 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 662 weeks ago

"IF COMPUTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN DESIRED OUTCOMES THAN YOU MUST COMPUTE!"
J.H. Muller said that, and I'll say he knows a little more about computing than YOU do PAL because he INVENTED IT! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the class of honor.
And then used his accounting money to buy two of every electronics component on earth. And then he herded them into a work shop, and then he built the heck out of every single one.
And from that day foward any time a bunch of wires come together it's called A COMPUTER!
UNLESS IT'S A RADIO.

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NoCluePythons19 67p · 662 weeks ago

Can someone make this please? Pleeeeease?

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WheelMan1337 95p · 662 weeks ago

Scroll back up, you're seeing it, bud.

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NoCluePythons19 67p · 662 weeks ago

I meant specifically with that audio, but true.

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Psycroc 103p · 662 weeks ago

Unfortunately I watched this video just a few minutes ago

Now it's all I can see when I watch Meet the Soldier

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6 replies · active 662 weeks ago

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 662 weeks ago

You could say he was going commando.

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Deep Thought 105p · 662 weeks ago

It's a good thing that "Lil Soldier" was at ease...

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poonstev 103p · 662 weeks ago

Frankly, I'm surprised he didn't run into any major issues, with all those explosions and bullets.

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Kaitostrike 97p · 662 weeks ago

AH! AH! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Okay, it burns. It burns in a physically hurting manner, rather than an emotionally scarring manner, however which is always a plus. What was I even yelling about? Huh, what's this video...

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Vosur 92p · 662 weeks ago

http://eyebleach.com/ Apply, rinse, repeat.

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WheelMan1337 95p · 662 weeks ago

All the Soldier wants is a good look at his "Privates".

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 662 weeks ago

I don't have anything witty. I have something that brings back good childhood memory's.

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 662 weeks ago

"Good childhood memories"?!

I'll have you know that The Iron Giant was one of the saddest children's movies I have ever seen!

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

Until you remember the ending.

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Rocker23220 87p · 662 weeks ago

How could they have never made a sequel after that?!?!?!?!?!?

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

Sometimes movies don't need sequels, they're masterpieces as they stand if you simply take them for what they are and no more.

I mean what if the sequel was really bad? Biggest examples being the next two Matrix movies. People pretty much agree wholeheartedly that was nothing but special effects showing for hours and shouldn't ever have been made, or rather that they don't exist. Furthermore, what exactly would you even make the sequel about? Him making peace with the world? Who wants to watch that for two hours?

Then you have Transformers 2 and 3... which I honestly wish never existed. 2 was just terrible and 3's pacing was painful to the point where I couldn't even sit through half of it. The first I will admit was OKAY just IMO, not as bad as people give it credit but even I'll admit that movie was just perhaps better off not existing.
So on and so forth you get the idea.

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Rocker23220 87p · 662 weeks ago

................you win this round.........

*checks e-mail*
"Alpar is now following you"

O_____O
*tears of glorious joy*

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

Oh hush, I'm not a god.
Even though sometimes it's funny to laugh at when I'm treated like one.

But seriously, you've been around as long as I have. Give yourself a beer.

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Rocker23220 87p · 662 weeks ago

But.....you're Alpar XD Everyone knows Alpar haha. And your e-peen!!!!

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

E-Peen is meaningless essentially. And besides, there's no harm in just being yourself. Have some dignity, that's what I did at the start of this place. Noticing others is great but you can't forget to make a bit of a name for yourself every now and then. Everyone deserves to exist too.

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Alpwan 101p · 662 weeks ago

Alpar is right; it's important to be yourself!
It is what makes us individuals.

And I mean, we can't all be Alpar...
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.
wait...

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 662 weeks ago

Lets not repeat Alpar Fools Day, alrighty?

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

No we're repeating that because it's stupid but funny.

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deleted801691 109p · 662 weeks ago

ALPAR HAS SPOKEN!

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 662 weeks ago

This could not be more sad and hilarious at the same time.

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RespectfulGlove 105p · 662 weeks ago

I take it you like the Soldier's interactions with our new robot friends, Shawn.

Here, have an assortment of new Soldier lines.

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DrSexington 78p · 662 weeks ago

BOMB!

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primedawg9170 92p · 662 weeks ago

Oh my god, Soldier, A BOMB!

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Pupsrus13 77p · 662 weeks ago

Even better quote: TAAAAAAAAAAANK!

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Spencer 119p · 662 weeks ago

This reminds me back during the days of Portal and every other major Valve update.

Once it happens, Shawn won't wait until about sixty or eighty comments when everyone's seen it, oh no

he just goes full barrage.

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3 replies · active 662 weeks ago

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Alpwan 101p · 662 weeks ago

Also; why wait and bundle up the submissions in one post, when you can post them one by one?

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tstriker1 78p · 662 weeks ago

Oh god it's happening.
HALOLZ VS MACHINES!
EVERYONE STOP THAT BOMB!

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deleted801691 109p · 662 weeks ago

If you've been to gentleman heavy's it's more like Halolz vs Money.

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Icesickle97 79p · 662 weeks ago

Honestly, I couldn't stop thinking of this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gC-k8lnZUY&fe...

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Marzen 101p · 662 weeks ago

I wouldn't call it so much "infiltration" as "killing all of us and taking our place"

AKA real life in 50 years! :D

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Prof. Luigi on August 18th, 2012 4:01 pm

"IF COMPUTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN DESIRED OUTCOMES THAN YOU MUST COMPUTE!"
J.H. Muller said that, and I'll say he knows a little more about computing than YOU do PAL because he INVENTED IT! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the class of honor.
And then used his accounting money to buy two of every electronics component on earth. And then he herded them into a work shop, and then he built the heck out of every single one.
And from that day foward any time a bunch of wires come together it's called A COMPUTER!
UNLESS IT'S A RADIO.
Prof. Luigi on August 18th, 2012 4:06 pm

I wonder what the heavy ate.
He's all like "BLEH".
Souleater676 on August 18th, 2012 4:12 pm

I don't have anything witty. I have something that brings back good childhood memory's.
[youtube MHkEiBmNzNA rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Icesickle97 on August 18th, 2012 4:58 pm

Honestly, I couldn't stop thinking of this one: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Psycroc on August 18th, 2012 5:09 pm

Unfortunately I watched this video just a few minutes ago
[youtube EM6fLc-9Flw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

Now it's all I can see when I watch Meet the Soldier
RespectfulGlove on August 18th, 2012 5:51 pm

I take it you like the Soldier's interactions with our new robot friends, Shawn.

Here, have an assortment of new Soldier lines.
[youtube yNLLtU1x4rE rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Alpar on August 18th, 2012 6:11 pm

This reminds me back during the days of Portal and every other major Valve update.

Once it happens, Shawn won't wait until about sixty or eighty comments when everyone's seen it, oh no

he just goes full barrage.
Marzen on August 18th, 2012 10:38 pm

I wouldn't call it so much "infiltration" as "killing all of us and taking our place"

AKA real life in 50 years! :D

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