I had no idea QWOP has been around since my childhood!
By Saint Sputnik
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 1, 2012 · 3:44 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Even the total distance you're able to travel is accurate!
Wow. No wonder QWOP is Nintendo Hard.
Where's the spazzing out on the ground on your knees to make it across? 'Cause that is how you QWOP.
In my day QWOP was an adventure game, the commands of that game!
Hey guys,
What do you get when you mix adult-oriented brony fan fiction with a frustrating flash game?
A QWOP-fic.
<img src="http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/pinkie_pie_rimshot_by_perinigricon-d4mbib9.gif" alt="THANK GOD I THOUGHT HE MEANT PENIS.">
Game B: You die in QWOP & Watch you die in real life.
Wide Screen? What the heck is this? Bloody kids with their new-fangled technology
Thankfully the programmers knew of the games flaws and breathed a collective sigh of relief at not having the program the machine to recreate "Chariots of Fire"
Ah man, I love this game so much. I win every time… To win you have to die right?
There's no sprite for the hurtle because they know no one will ever reach it.
Clever Nintendo, they really know how to save on in game resources.
Just imagine what QWOP would be like as an Arcade Coin-Op.
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…can we see some Boat O Cross on that now?
China probably just created a "Pop Station" of this
Because… rel="nofollow">Trust me
You think THIS is hard? try game B where you have to hurdle over the bodies of other qwop players.
I've only beaten QWOP once. And when you do, you feel like the biggest badass ever.
DON'T QWOP ME NOOOOOW!
'Cuz I'm trying to concentrate, fucking trying to CONCENTRATE!
I'M A FALLING STAR, SMACKING MY FACE INTO THE DIRT TRACK!
THIS CHARACTER'S JOINTS DEFY ALL LOGIC!
I'M LIKE A RACING CAR!
IF THAT CAAAAR HAD A FLAT TIRE!
Here I Go, GO GO!
FUCK, I HIT THE WRONG KEEEEY!
I JUST HIT TWENTY-FIIIIVE FEET!
TWENTY FIVE FEET, BUT THEN I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!
SO THEN I GOT DISTRACTED AND I-
I FUCKING HAT THE STUPID QWOP MAN! FUCK THIS SHIT!
DON'T QWOP ME NOOOOOW!
Since I have no Idea whats going on, I'll stay out of it.
Again:
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I dunno why people say QWOP is hard…. I just go OW PQ OW PQ OW PQ OW PQ DAMNIT I FELL AGAIN
I am NOT buying this game.
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Alternate submission name:
Game & QWOP.
I don't mean to side track anyone from the Halolz attention, but I just started a shit storm.
http://souleater676.deviantart.com/gallery/374669…
Gotta keep low now, Bronies want my head.
Dear Creator of QWOP:
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I beat qwop! the strategy is qqw qqw over and over. Took me 15 minutes but I did it!
If you were sane you would realize that there are people who have interests that do not coincide with yours and that you would be a thoughtful person not to go around bitching about something you don't like that does absolutely no harm to you.
Also, when you have to say you're on a mission to start trouble, you lose all rights to speak.