I’m sorry sir, but shoving leaves down your pants does not make you a flying raccoon.
By Andre-Guy Landry [Brainslug]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2012 · 11:52 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
At least he doesn't get kidnapped every other week.
If that kept happening, I might try shrooms as well.
so why isn't he covered in poo? and why is the large green pipe there BEFORE he gets high?
is he hallucinating the toads as well? or are they actually mushroom people? if the turtles are just regular turtles the is bowser still bowser? if not then who kidnapped peach?
In the sequel we learn about Mario's mentally deranged brother who lives in the asylum, or his "mansion" as he likes to call it. Every so often he gets ahold of the janitor's vacuum and starts chasing the people in white lab coats around calling them "boos".
Well he seems to have found Peach… so he must be doing something right.
When life gives you mushrooms, make life take the mushrooms back. Burn his house down with… em flowers!
Diving into toilets and plumbing for drugs seems fairly legit…
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This one leads to the underwater level!
Later that day, Mario decided to try out the 1UP Mushroom…
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/1up.jpg">
Let's just say the result is far worse than the regular mushroom…
OK, I don't want to be that guy, but let's face it, mario eating shrooms and getting high is seriously one of the oldest video game jokes, it's been on tv, in stand up comedy routines, and this comic just does nothing with it. I know the halolz comments section is a place for bad puns and unnecessarily long yet incredible stories and such, but I feel that this is worth saying.
Now I'll just slip this here and hide behind my downvote shields…
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To eat, or not to eat…
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Good thing I've been training for writing a funny comment on this kind of joke!
*tenses up body*
IF MARIO EVER WANTED TO GET HIGH
COULDN'T HE JUST CLIMB A VINE GROWING OUT OF A BRICK?
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Remember kids, say no to drugs!
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Wait…the Toads actually rescued her this time?!
Finally they are useful.
I was going to save a princess, but then I got high. Then I got high.