As Einstein once said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe, and the number of Zubats in a dark cave”.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on March 9, 2012 · 11:10 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
They just want to ask him about his oddly proportioned body.
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(Yeah I know I used this a couple of days ago, but it's so relevant.)
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EVERY.
FREAKING.
CAVE.
I dunno about the rest of you, but for me Geodude and Paras were just as rampant as Zubut, and just as annoying with random self destructs and spore.
Hey, I caught my top-percentile Zubat in a generic cave!
*you can´t run away*
THE HORROR!
And remeber that outside is Gary Motherfucking Oak.
'It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson…'
What's scarier in that picture? The horde of zubats or the trainer's horribly messed up body proportions.
Bit scarier than you think. Zubat needs food like any other mon. Leech life and pokedex entries show they feed off blood.
What else lives in Mt. Moon?
Paras? Hard chitin shell and possible poisonous mushrooms.
Clefairy? Extremely small and extremely rare.
Geodude? Good luck with that.
To them, you're the nearest food source.
I wonder what zubat thinks when you enter the cave
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I LIKE ZUBAT THERE I SAID IT
Just imagine. With a repel, they'll form a hilarious Zubat orb around you at all times, just waiting for that repel to wear off.
…turns out he grabbed his can of Easy Cheese instead of his max repel.
Dear sir or madam:
We of the Chiroptera Defamation League express our outrage at this insensitive portrayal of Zubats. This comic demeans the valuable contributions of Zubats and other Chiroptera as violent, prolific, and retarded. Unless we receive a formal apology from all associated trainers, we will be forced to ask advertisers to withdraw their support.
Zubats and other Chiroptera make important contributions in fields of science, art, spelunking, and aluminum refinement. To have them mocked in such a manner is both demeaning to all Chiroptera and potentially damaging to their economic prospects, if such stereotypes continue to be perpetrated.
Suddenly.
Zubats.
Out of fucking nowhere.
Hey guys,
Shawn's gone again.
Although when Joey and his Ratatta go through, the Zubats stay far away. Because they know better.
thats not true, they line up first to attack you one at a time, as their warriors code states
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And just think, all of those Zubats are using Supersonic simultaneously
*shudder*
"You have been running away from each and every pokemon you come across in the effort of leaving the cave ASAP. You grow angry at the number of Zubats that keep appearing until one time… it appears"
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"Then while not paying attention, you run away. As soon as you noticed, you ran away from one of the rarest occurrences in pokemon.
You are now forever disappointed and the game will never be the same again…"
"He should have read the brochure. It said an infinite number of monsters awaits in the wilderness, and did my son listen? NOPE."
-Mom
One time I took two steps before that happened.
hey….
not in B/W….
werent they roggenrolas?
cause unova caves sure were rocky.
The worst thing is that you miss them in Unova.
Those Zubats must be avid TF2 hat freaks.
Red was entering Warehouse territory.
This is why we buy repel!
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I have found that I reflexively thumb every comment I come across up…
No seriously, I always thumb up, THEN read the comment. Is this a normal occurence?
Unova says hi. :# Now if you excuse me, I found this new cave I want to explore called Challenger's Cave. I bet I won't have any probl-
*Golbats everywhere!*
FUUUUUUUUUU-