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Star Power - The Truth

Sure a Starman makes you invincible… but it doesn’t mean you don’t feel pain!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 10, 2012 · 3:52 PM 
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Artistic, Irony, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Mario Bros, Weak Points

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT STARS BRO!!!! I WARNED YOU DOG!

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5 replies · active 685 weeks ago
I'd like to take a stab at making a pun but in all seriousness, I have to hand it to Mario. He really gets the point. But I mustache a question. If it hurts so bad, why did you jump into the star? Why did you jump, man?
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5 replies · active 685 weeks ago

I'm gonna touch the sharp thing!!!
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Stop a giant turtle, save a princess, breathe underwater, breathe in space, shoot fire from hands, kill small woodland creature with no remorse, overshadow younger brother, can't handle a little cut from a star...
Who am I supposed to feel sorry for? O_o
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6 replies · active 685 weeks ago
That is not the correct way to catch a throwing star...Trust me
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1 reply · active 685 weeks ago
Well, you know what they say. The road to success is paved with hardships.

And a trail of blood and dead turtles.

Or somethinbg like that.
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2 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Psh, Kirby turned injuring yourself to invulnerability into a this sentence is poorly worded thing before I knew what Mario was.

(If you can identify which Kirby 64 combo I am talking about you don't get anything because I ate all the cookies)
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2 replies · active 685 weeks ago
No pain, no gain.
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3 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Well at least he can patch up his own hand, as he is DR MARIOOO!!!
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3 replies · active 685 weeks ago
Starring in games is getting more dangerous by the minute...
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3 replies · active 685 weeks ago
I rached the last panel, then laughed as I thought about the fact the invincibility theme could be Mario screaming in pain...

ARGH-AH-ARGH-AHAHARGH-ARGH-AH-ARGH-AHAHARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
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Temporary invincibility that ends in nothing but pain and death for you and everyone around you?

There's a deep metaphor for SOMETHING in there somewhere...
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3 replies · active 685 weeks ago
So...He's invincible but he's also taking damage...
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Still not as powerful as sardines

I swear, sometimes I just eat some so fast that I forget to take off the spines, and it really hurts when I eat them
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At least it didn't land on his head.

Also here's more Star-Mario hilarity.
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Blood magic! Of course, that's how he does it!
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Only the cosmos knows how a Rainbow Star works...
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That's why Mann Co liquidizes power stars before using them to make bonk. Why have one stab wound in your hand, when you can have a bunch inside you?
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Upon being punctured by the star, a brief period of ecstasy ensued where Mario felt higher than a kite. This was followed by an epileptic fit so powerful that his legs moved on their own accord.
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you sir no nothing of science and his works

:antijoke chicken:: 2,600-7,200 degrees C mario should be burning
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What Mario says:

"OMFGWTFTHISSHARPPPOINTYSTARTHURTSI'MGOINGTOMURDERALLOFYOU!"

What Gamers hear:
"Doo doo doo dododododo! Doo doo doo dododododo!

What the Halolz people hear:
"I'M INVIIIIIIIIINCIBLE! YOU CAN SUUUUUUCK MY BALLS!"
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Next time he should just use his head. The ensuing amnesia always alleviates things.
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He should of worn thicker gloves......
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I made this! It's weird to see it all vertical n stuff o_O' Lulz
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awesome mario is awesome
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I used to be an italian plumber like you, then I took a Starman to the hand.

(Please don't murder me horribly.)
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