It’s around this time I would reconsider my profession.
By Eduardo San Gil
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 31, 2012 · 1:14 PM |
Categories: Arcade, Artistic, Donkey Kong, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Retro, Serious Business · Leave a comment () 83 Comments |
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I hate workin overtime for the monkey…
Also don't worry the elevators work on the next level.
Without my glasses on, I thought it said "Hand Job" as the title. It's 1:20p.m. I woke up at 12:45p.m. I'm on a Monday,Wednesday, Friday class schedule, and this submission just made my day (even though I'm going to be balls deep in homework).
ib4forumsmacros
NOW GIVE US THOSE FORUMS, OR THE MUSHROOM GETS HURT
He's gonna be pissed when DK throws it back down the stairs…
But that's not right at all! It's an early-stage construction site, there wouldn't be an elevator, and they would probably use a crane! Also, the barrels were probably up there before Donkey Kong even arrived!
DAGNABBIT STOP SCREWING WITH MY MIND.
I wonder what the hell is supposed to be in those barrels anyways?
Is it best we don't know?
Or are the barrels really not even there?
Such an existential paradox… Fellow Halolzians! Grace me with your theories!
Still not as bad as Mario's other job… http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/10/poor-mario/#idc-…
Still better than work as a prinny
Trust me
I'm wondering how he's gonna get that barrel up those stairs…
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/fY9jw.jpg">
At least he won't have to carry it back up when it burns in the oil fire
<img src="http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/b84/dde/d27/resized/stop-meme-generator-stop-right-there-shawn-handyside-nobody-disregards-commenters-on-my-watch-6e2914.jpg?1327958072.jpg" alt="some_text">
Now Fix the forums, or, dammit, as it turns out, I have no legal power what so ever…
Wait until you go to 75 M.
So I'm guessing this is the guy who took Mario's job after he became a plumber. Poor guy doesn't even realize he's giving ammo to the enemy.
Well at least Donkey Kong is using them, some silent asshole in a green tunic just breaks them hoping there is money inside.
<img src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/282485596/trolo_l_churuya_shawn_by_darkangelsv1-d4o6na4.png">
ALL FORUM BEGGERS, PLEASE, CLICK THIS LINK!
http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/31/hard-job/#IDComm…
DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF D:
How far would you go to deliver this package?
Wait. Mario, that's brilliant. If you pretend to be a barrel salesman, you could just walk right up there and Donkey Kong would be none the wiser.
Do a Barrel Roll!
Mkay. So…. Well… Alright, fuck it. Time for something you wish you could unsee.
*Scrambles around in secret img bag…*
Here we are!
<img src="http://4.mshcdn.com/wp-content/gallery/nigel-thornberry-gifs/nigel-gif-10.gif">
Perhaps ponies will peak your interest a bit more!
<img src=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0j8agfT31qh7ddeo1_500.gif>
He's not the first delivery boy to do this, but he ain't gonna be the last.
He better get a sledgehammer, if he wants to stand a chance.
thornbary no, i don't want to see your penis
Halolz has a forum?
Don't tell Mario that there was an elevator the whole time
Don't tell Mario there was an elevator.