There’s more than one way to stab a Scout!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 9, 2012 · 3:09 PM
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Categories: Disguises, It's A Trap!, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Stabbey Stabbey, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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"I GOT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!"
"Got what?"
"My knife in his back"
*Blows out cigarette smoke*
Imagine if the Heavy ever tried doing that when he was a Spy once… Poor Scout, we knew ye well.
This is why no one ever dares to open the briefcase…
I shall ride you like I rode your mother…
Counter-counter-intelligence would be the files inside the briefcase being a RED spy who stabs the BLU spy who is said briefcase.
Also before I forget…
When this e-peen hits 88p….. you're gonna see some serious… stuff. (Ah never mind. Onwards and upwards to the grand trip digits!)
Reminds me of this
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If only it were possible. I'd be far more accurate as spy.
There's something off putting in this image… I can't quite put my finger on it….
Oh that Scout is using the vanilla hat! Therefore, is he hat-less?
I would comment, but my internet seems to be going on some nihilistic rampage
it always-*thwam*- Oh God…..
*Holds IP port open*
Sorry about- *THWAM*- this mate- *THWAM*- it's really- *THWAM*- a nice modem!- *THWOOM!*
I'M HAVIN' PHISH TONIGHT!!!
HughbertEsq has disconnected
I see no-one notices the Pyro a-top of the Spy.
Or the Engie a-top the Pyro
or the Demo a-top the Engie
or the Soldier a-top the Demo
or the Sniper a-top the Soldier
or the Heavy a-top the Sniper
or the Medic a-top the Heavy
…
Odd that…
A similar thing happened to me on my road trip this last weekend. I went to grab the cookstove out of the yurt my friends and I were staying in so I could make lunch for us, and when I got outside I realized that one of my friends had been clinging to my back and he started begging for food.
His existence is sad, because he was a serious person with good mechanical skills, a job, and a life for the longest time, then my other friend and I turned him into an Otaku overnight. He's a NEET now, and also has very loud opinions about anime and pantomimes some of their mannerisms.
Every time someone mentions XXXHolic he makes a tourettes-like response of "FUCK HIMEWARI!"
So essentially I was the scout (even though I've done Spy cosplay before) and he was the Spy.
But that makes spy checking easier….
Engineer: "Did you hear Todd Habercorn is still cast as watanuki for the second season of XXXHolic?"
Demoman: "FUCK HIMEWARI!"
Engineer: SPAH! THAT DEMO IS A SPAH!
Wait, why does the scout have a sticky jumper grenade in his hand? STICKIES CAN'T STICK TO CLASSES
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Spy, what are you doing up there? You're not the intelligence. Get off his back. Spies can't even stand on other classes.
Assume everything is a spy! So it is a spy riding a spy and each spy is holding 1 or 2 spies.
Okay, I know this submission is a joke, but wouldn't it make for a funny REAL weapon for the Spy? A watch that lets you disguise yourself as the intelligence, and then an enemy player who wasn't paying attention to their HUD could pick you up, and then you could backstab them!
> inb4 Spy has too many weapons already
Wow Spy, what a COLD way to end Scout's life…
Spy: "Why can't I backstab this scout?"
Knife: "Sorry, Spy. I never really was on your side."
Blue Spy <img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/5/51/Killicon_backstab.png" /img> himself?
Pfft. Heavy's got it even worse.
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So Scout didn't realize that the intelligence was heavier than usual?
That Scout is carrying two assassins!
HAX!
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That intelligence! Don't pick it up!!
If killing is an art form, then this belongs in the Louvre.
What is it with Spies and their sons…?
I already knew that real men rode each other, but stabbing your ride on the back seems counterproductive.
I was never really on your back.