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Randolph the Red Nosed Turret



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 25, 2011 · 5:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (252 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Artistic, Christmas, Disguises, Heavy Weapons, Holidays, It's A Trap!, Lasers, Musical, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software

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49 Responses to “Randolph the Red Nosed Turret”

  1. Wetmang on December 25th, 2011 5:38 pm

    <img src=http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/12248/12542431.jpg>

  2. C__F on December 25th, 2011 5:47 pm

    "I'm different…"

    And so, the turret was saved from redemption by a mysterious benefactor and set off to fulfill a very important role.

    Happy non-denominational holiday, everyone.

  3. NotB0b on December 25th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Lies, That Santa was a spy. The real one has already portaled away and is in Test Chamber 19!

  4. CosmicSkyscrapa on December 25th, 2011 5:51 pm

    See? Just because somebody's different doesn't mean they are lesser than your.

  5. Skrist on December 25th, 2011 5:51 pm

    I think Aperture are the only ones who can set a place on fire and kill a jolly fat guy in red and get away with it.

  6. DiamyoAlex on December 25th, 2011 5:52 pm

    Merry Christma-ACH!
    ….
    Are you still there?

  7. PortalMan118 on December 25th, 2011 5:54 pm

    I can only imagine what would happen if it was Wheatly instead of Randolph.

  8. GanjalfTheGreen on December 25th, 2011 6:11 pm

    So Santa already got burned, exiled to China and shot. And Christmas aren't over yet!

  9. Alpar on December 25th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Why is it that every fanmade Valve Christmas comic ends with Santa dying?

  10. LiquidMountain on December 25th, 2011 6:36 pm

    Hey, GLaDOS has Wheatley plugged into her.Therefore, the moral of the story is, if you're different, only somebody with significantly dampened intelligence will accept you.

    Also…O MY GOD LOOK AT THE NAMES ON THE STOCKINGS! Gordon, Alyx and D0G.

    What's more, there is a plush boomer under the tree and the baubles are sticky bombs. Do I get the award for easter-egg hunting yet?

  11. PyroCatheter on December 25th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Look closely at the stockings on page three…

  12. CriticalQuit on December 25th, 2011 10:03 pm

    Randolph's nose is actually the Aperture Laser Infrared-Enhancing Nasal Sensor.

  13. Zeleas on December 25th, 2011 11:31 pm

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!!!!

    QQ

    Turret: *I don't blame you*

  14. Drjolt on December 26th, 2011 12:23 am

    Is that why i heard a bunch of gunfire and someone falling down last night?

  15. Oddwan on December 26th, 2011 5:50 am

    Wait…
    Aperture Science Sentry Turrets, with laser eyes/guns?
    I'll buy fifty!

  16. Zekeon on December 26th, 2011 11:57 am

    I hear this sung in Brentalfloss' voice for some reason..

  17. blueroseleader on May 6th, 2012 10:47 pm

    Y U Call Christmas A Non-Denominational Holiday XD

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