Payloads of Holiday Cheer!

56 Comments

1. Ralphie on November 29th, 1999 7:00 pm
   

   Come, let us quote our favorite Christmas spirit -- Chris Krinkels!
   http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/494683

   “Entire team is naughty!”

   “Coal is perfect fuel for killing naughty children!”

   “I, am Heavy Santa Claus; and this… *grabs a chunk of coal*… is my weapon.”

   “Oh my god… Who touched cookies? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY SNACKS!?”

   “ELVES ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!!”
2. Wispx on December 15th, 2011 2:41 pm
   

   #Crashing through the base,
   In a one man open sleigh,
   Killing as we go,
   Laughing all the way!#
3. MeatyMcSausage on December 15th, 2011 2:42 pm
   

   And if you stay up late enough, you can hear soldier rocket jumping across the Christmas sky.
   *BOOM* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *CRACK* "MEDIC!"
4. TransPM on December 15th, 2011 2:56 pm
   

   Heavy Santa's face looks like Brental Floss (in his comic http://brentalfloss.com/comic2.cfm)
5. Arch_Evil_Angel on December 15th, 2011 3:02 pm
   

   I guess you could say that the Soldier is carrying the team…
6. CakeBard on December 15th, 2011 3:09 pm
   

   Up on KotH_Harvest, Heavy's sick
   Here comes good 'ol Me-e-dic,
   Down through the point with lots of saws,
   All for the little dumpkofs.

   Hoo hoo hoo, who would've knew?
   Hoo hoo hoo, who would've kne-e-ew?

   Up on KotH_Harvest, click click click
   Out with some ubers with 'ol Medic!
7. Ice_Cold_Water on December 15th, 2011 3:14 pm
   

   All I know is that if I got a bucket hat for Christmas, I'd be pissed.
8. Trogador on December 15th, 2011 3:17 pm
   

   "Mush you lazy bums!"
9. Wetmang on December 15th, 2011 3:25 pm
   

   Soldier won't let those robots take American teeth pulling jobs!!
10. Drjolt on December 15th, 2011 3:32 pm
    

    Soldier does the same thing for his taxi service. Nothing new.
11. TheFancyPants on December 15th, 2011 3:45 pm
    

    Well kids, I hope you've been good this year; 'cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home.
    INCOMING!!
12. Alpar on December 15th, 2011 3:49 pm
    

    *Looks at Snowman*

    …THAT STICK IS A SPY.
13. Skrist on December 15th, 2011 4:01 pm
    

    So, I'm guessing the Demoman is the holiday (everyday) drunk?
14. Chimental on December 15th, 2011 4:03 pm
    

    "If being jolly is sure to result in victory, then you must jiggle like a bowl full of jelly" Santa said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about being jolly than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him at the North Pole! Then he used his money to buy two of every gift on earth. And then he herded them onto a sled, and then he delivered the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of gifts are together in one place it's called a Birthday Party! Unless it's Hannukah!"
15. SirNumel on December 15th, 2011 4:05 pm
    

    Bringing good cheer to 2Fort, one frag at a time.
16. penguindude42 on December 15th, 2011 4:51 pm
    

    PULL TINY SLEIGH!
17. TheInsaneWombat on December 15th, 2011 4:58 pm
    

    Pyro, why aren't you spy-checking?

    SON I AM DISAPPOINT.

    Edit: In other news, Evony seems to have returned as "Call of Roma", as the ads are almost exactly the same.
18. EddRazzell on December 15th, 2011 5:02 pm
    

    Heavy Claus

    Giving all children presents for being good.

    and by "presents" I mean hats, by "children" I mean non-f2p players, and by "being good" I mean random drops.
19. HughbertEsq on December 15th, 2011 5:19 pm
    

    Still wondering what the point of the "zoom" option is…
20. KZN02 on December 15th, 2011 5:39 pm
    

    You know, the only hat they haven't released in TF2 is Santa's hat. Right?
21. SadFace298 on December 15th, 2011 5:43 pm
    

    I am Sadface. And I approve this message.
22. Skrist on December 15th, 2011 5:45 pm
    

    I actually enjoy the little details that were put into this, snowflake patches on their clothes, the candy cane bullet clip on the heavy and the bells seem to do a nice little touch to this as well.
    Bravo Sadface, you impress me once again.
23. NotB0b on December 15th, 2011 6:01 pm
    

    Hmm. I wonder what the announcer thinks of this? WAIT, NO SANTA, IT'S A TRAP
    "Alert, the bomb has almost reached little Timmy's bedroom! *Crazy laugh that shows she get off on that kinda stuff*
24. MasterLuigi452 on December 15th, 2011 6:08 pm
    

    I hope Heavy Clause have Mann Co. Key for this Christmas…
25. straYDoubter on December 15th, 2011 6:45 pm
    

    Start fires.
    Get on naughty list.
    Get coal in stocking.
    Use coal to start even more fires.

    <img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg"&gt;
    THE PYRO HAS CRACKED THE SYSTEM.
26. AuraMaster on December 15th, 2011 7:08 pm
    

    Talk about role reversal; Heavy Claus could use the Disciplinary Action on his Soldier deer.
27. SuperPinkiePie on December 15th, 2011 11:02 pm
    

    Sniper is the Grinch.

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!