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You got a Dirty Magazine! It's a copy of Playrule, Hyrule's premiere Gentleman's Magazine!

It just goes to show, if you search in places other than clay pots you can find some pretty neat items!
By Aphius

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2011 · 2:54 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (264 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Animated, N64, Nintendo, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, The Legend of Zelda

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Just don't try to break the pot next to it.
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3 replies · active 697 weeks ago
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25 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Ha! He still gets his porn from magazines.
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9 replies · active 697 weeks ago
All these porno magazines in Hyrule must make Link's sword go skyward.
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24 replies · active 696 weeks ago
Ha. That item isn't in the original game. Seriously. It's not... I'm not even going to go check to see if it is or not. Because I already know it won't be there. Seriously, I am NOT going to go into my room, set up my N64, pop in OOT, and try and find this item because it's not there... I mean, like... even if it is in the game, which it totally isn't, it's probably really well hidden. It might take hours to find. It's probably really challenging. Normally, I'd be up for the challenge but, uh... ummm...
*Goes into room, sets up N64*
(sigh) Damn it...
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Wait... all the pages are stuck together?
*link death noise*
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You played The Song of Delete Browser History!
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3 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Fi: "Master, there is a 95% chance that you will feel a 95% decrease in personal satisfaction approximately 1 minute following planned procedure"

Link: "..."
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Next Issue: Inside Gerudo's Fortress. So many tiny holes, so much treasure.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/...
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Next week Zelda shows us her rose garden *wink wink twitch*
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5 replies · active 695 weeks ago
inb4DekuNutsjokes.
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I don't want to play the mini game that goes with this item.
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So how would that be used to beat a dungeon? It's just a magazine with pictures! That is a silly item.
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4 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Is that why the hand in the toilet keeps asking for paper?
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2 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Credit artist: Aphius
Shame someone had to make him delete all those wonderful parody renders. http://aphius.deviantart.com/
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1 reply · active 697 weeks ago
I suppose the next issue will have Malon as the centerfold.
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10 replies · active 697 weeks ago
Well, at least now his grunts and moans will make sense...
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Perfect!
Just plonk it onto the ground somewhere and concuss any sad lonely and horny guard who takes interest!
....

Wait

Wrong game
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NO! My magazine! I mean.... what magazine? I don't know that one, who mention a magazine, was you? because i wasn't... totally not....
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Ghiriham finds your preference in The Indulges to be *ahem* "Assez Cliché"
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And I thought OoT had all the items it needed.
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Suddenly Link isn't in such a rush to rescue zelda.
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Just don't check any of Ganondorf's boxes...
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You found : a bottle of lotion, tissues, and loss of confidence in yourself!
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Please, Final Fantasy IV had like 3 dirty magazines hidden around there XD
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This is funny, but I think it's been on here before...
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1 reply · active 697 weeks ago
Next month will be the Mario Special edition.
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2 replies · active 697 weeks ago
I GOT IT
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1 reply · active 697 weeks ago
I used to laugh at Halolz posts, then I took an arrow in the knee...
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