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I would watch this movie in a heartbeat! Well actually, most of the film would probably be boring scenes of Gordon in complete silence quietly navigating hallways. Maybe I’ll wait for it on DVD.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 30, 2011 · 9:49 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (134 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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So I'm guessing there won't be a third movie then?
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
The "C. Johnson" nametag on the train was a nice touch.
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3 replies · active 695 weeks ago
I want to see a mod where Cave Johnson causes the events of Half Life with an ASHPD.

Just to fuck with them.
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Did you really think it was a crystal from Xen?


Deformed combustible lemon!
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It all makes sense now. Cave swapped the crystal to set back his opponent's research and in doing so the machine couldn't handle the lemons ushering forth the green apocalypse!
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The microwave always wins.
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I figured Valve would make a television program out of the Half-Life series, as it already comes in episodes.
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3 replies · active 695 weeks ago
Imagine Team Fortress 2 as a TV show, now imagine how much money Valve can make off of making said hats in the show real. Even the butcher's knife.
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Four words: "Robin Walker: Texas Ranger"
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...Well played sir.
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I would totally watch this if they got the Freeman's Mind guy to do the dialogue for Gordon.
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3 replies · active 695 weeks ago
Dialogue? You sure you are talking about Gordon Freeman?
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It's more of an internal monologue in the form of a rant against existence.

Oh, how it relates to the audience...
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Dam I haven't seen that in a long time I should go see them again ^^
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The movie would end with Freeman dying at the end though, no one can beat the whole "Nihilanth right after Gonarch" end on their first try... *twitch* no one
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R.I.P. Kleiner's cassarole.
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3 replies · active 695 weeks ago
I thought it was Magnusson's.
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All I know is that it was someone's and now it's gone. Right when I was about to swoop in with my ninja-like food nabbing skills too. It was a sad day for my stomach.
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Ya, it was Magnusson's, he complains too you in Episode 2 I think. xD
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Am I the only one who thinks the Gordon Freeman in this video looks like Walter White from Breaking Bad?
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2 replies · active 695 weeks ago




No you're not.
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Today we're going to make Anomalous Materials....
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G-Man wasn't in the credits...... o_o
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You'd think that black mesa could afford a working microwave. They seem to build pointless rooms and make electrified radioactive waste.
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2 replies · active 695 weeks ago
Just walk into one of the aforesaid rooms with your plate. There's bound to be some spare microwaves in the air you can use. And if they aren't microwaves, take your pick from any other kind of radiation; it won't mind.
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Mmm, delicious radioactive toasted sammich.
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.GIF TIME!



EDIT: Doesn't seem to be working. Here's the download link if you want to help: <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/48956072/screenrmx0.gif" target="_blank">http://dl.dropbox.com/u/48956072/screenrmx0.gif
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1 reply · active 695 weeks ago
You also messed up your link. Should be dropbox.com/u/48956072/screenrmx0.gif
not dropbox.com/u/48956072/screenrmx0.gif &lt; / img &gt;
I can't help as to why the picture is static I have no idea :(
Edit: Also I noticed the .gif dose not loop.
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At first I though hey this would be an awesome movie...then I realized that the game basically puts you in his shoes and viewing him from the third perspective and him not talking...ya I agree with the post ill wait for the DVD lol
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Would'nt HL^0 be Half Life 1? As in, stuff to the power of zero is one?
...so the Movie would be about the first game, which it is. I don't know if this is witty or not.
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