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Additionally, if you’re a decrepit old man like me, you probably remember this on your primitive “teevee” as a child! WHOA NICE GRAPHICS!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 20, 2011 · 12:02 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Explosives, Musical, Nintendo, Obnoxious, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips

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9 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Smosh gets props for costumes, but this will always be the only Zelda Rap for me.
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I watched it with my eyes closed..... I really shouldn't have. Dat ending
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SANTA RELATED!! I didn't even know this existed.
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Fact: Farting Wario is related to everything ever.
And if he's not - he should be o.O
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Erm. Um. What? This is what I linked to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3THavMxNDE
Not exactly sure why it goes to another submission page (Ive never even seen that one before), but I'm about as confused as your are.
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You missed "http://" at the beginning of a url in your link.
It happens.
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And apparently people pay me to build websites. I'M GOOD AT MY CAREER
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Somehow your related with a few extra clicks got me on this. http://youtu.be/y-5Bmccs2lE I can handle a lot of things I mean, Bowser/King Koopa as a Bishi, Mario looking like a brown haired Inuyasha, but Peach's dialogue scared me. I don't know why but it just scared me.
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"Crawls out of skyrim hole"
Wha? so many posts, two of Zelda, but Skyward sword isn't for another 9 days...
-Checks calendar-

...
DAM YOU SKYRIM
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2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Skyrim... Skyward Sword...

The Legend's Scrolls: Skyrim Sword!
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Subscribe for another heart container or i'll die? Bitch please, I have a fairy.
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Smosh did something right. *Proud Face*
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Needs to be accompanied by an orchestra of Links smashing pottery.
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all the way to argentina???

YAY! Ganondorf will pay me a visit!!!!
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2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
He will dare to come to your lair.
And then you must die.
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then I will die...

or maybe I will get a full-time job as a minion....
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And here I thought Link's vocabulary solely consisted of grunts and "HURAT!"'s. Kudos Link... Kudos.
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It didn't take very long for this to pop up on here.

*waits for Chris Ganonfield*

P.S. They got the rupees all wrong! Everyone knows the max rupees is 9999!

P.P.S. Am I the only one who actually likes Navi?
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
@P.S.: It depends on which game you're playing. Originally, the maximum was just 255, and it varied a lot from game to game after that. Zelda II didn't even have rupees, A Link to The Past and Links' Awakening had a maximum of 999. Ocarina of Time, and Majora's Mask had a maximum of 500. The Oracle games brought it back up to 999. The Wind Waker went above and beyond anything seen yet, raising it up to 5000. The Minish cap once again revisited 999, and Twilight princess had maximum 1000 because it's different. In the two most recent games (Before Skyward Sword) Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks both had a maximum of 9999.

As we have yet to determine the maximum rupees of Skyward Sword, that leaves our total with one game with maximum 255, two games with maximum 500, five games with maximum 999, one game with maximum 1000, one game with maximum 5000, and two games with maximum 9999.

With so many more games having the maximum within 1 rupee of 999, it is still considered the norm.

Edit: And then Skyward Sword was learned to have a whopping 9900 rupees as the maximum wallet capacity. Because it's special.
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Wait since when are guys allowed to cosplay Link?

Damnit internet give me back my twin lesbian Links!
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago


What, is rapist Tingle not enough for you?
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Am I the only one who wondered why Gannon only had 1 form?
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
I don't think Link could dis his Batman cape and Lincoln beard if he turned into Pig Boar Ganon.
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So the guy with the green hat is not called Zelda. Oh man, this is life changing. I have to tell Metroid this.
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1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
and don't forget to catch all of your pikachus
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THAT WAS AWESOME! But I thought Link was left-handed.
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3 replies · active 701 weeks ago
He was until TP. He'll most likely be right handed on every console title from now on.
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On the Gamecube version of TP, he's left handed. Of course, the entire game world is mirrored, with Kakariko Village in the east and Gerudo Desert in the west, so that might have something to do with it.
The only reason he was right-handed on the Wii version is to cater to the majority of right-handed people out there.
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Hey, Look, Listen you annoying ******** fairy.

I almost feel bad for Navi
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5 replies · active 701 weeks ago
I never played a zelda game with navi, so I really feel bad about navi
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Apparently, feeling bad for Navi gets you thumbed down. Makes sense.
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so If it thumbs me down why do I have +4?
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Because when I commented you had 0. Lrn2timeparadox.
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Operative word "almost."
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Ha Ha.... This pleases my Master Sword...
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I greatly dislike rap, so I feel the only safe comment I can make on this is their choice for Zelda is moderately hot.
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There's only two things I can say for this video
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Ew, Smosh...
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Those graphics are oscar worthy.
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The only thing I noticed...

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
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I know what I want for Christmas.
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Eh. Not the best, but I got a reaction image out of it.
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So, let me get this straight. If comments in older posts suggesting new posts are acknowledged, why do we even need a forum? Of course, it could have been one of the other several people, but I'm going to assume the worst.
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