Shut up old man I’ve known how to throw balls at wild animals for years!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2011 · 12:07 PM
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62 Responses to “…You don’t know how to catch a POKéMON?”
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That should be a dialogue option whenever you play a new game. It certainly would make things go a lot faster.
POKéMON "Realism" Mode.
Ysee back in MY day, we didn't have no fancy Pokeballs! We just had the usual ones. If we were lucky, we got to have a Great Ball or an Ultra Ball. If you had a Pokemon in the Safari Ball, it's because you knew how to tackle a Tauros with your BARE HANDS. No fancy Fast Balls or Swimmy Balls. You had to be a real man to get them 151. Now you got…all them…zzzzzzzzz
I was always polite and told him I didn't know even though I did. Lonely old man just wants to talk with someone! And have you forgotten that he is the key to finding Missingno.? Yeah this old man gave you infinite items of your choice and you repay him with disrespect. YOU SICKEN ME
Shut up old man! Ive been using you to destroy the universe since 1998.
Old man, I have bested gods and captured legends. I do not need to watch you catch a caterpillar.
Coming from a man who was drunk on "coffee" a few moments ago.
Hey lookie 'dere, it's one 'er 'dem Catpees. AMMA CITCH IT. *Throws a book, squashing the Caterpie* AH DID IT *Falls asleep*
*I look back at the old man, only to see:*
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Yes I know how to catch a Pokemon old man, Are you sure you're still not mistaking me with some other trainer?
Yeah! I've always known how to catch Pokemon! I don't need you!
>_>
<_<
*Deposits 99 Full Restores and 99 Nuggets into OLD MAN's PC*
Thanks for everything old man.
…and yet he's never used Cut on that bush.
Worlds most useful useless old man.
I salute thee!
Old men are obsolete when it comes to teaching someone how to catch pokemon.
Always go to Gary Oak first, then you learn how to catch an Arceus with only 1 try and 1 nest ball.
Please. I caught Pokemon…
*hipster shades*
…before it was cool.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-nope.
Don't you just throw balls at small anim- Nope! It was MUCH more advanced back 'N my day!
Shut up old man. From what you told my illiterate 4 year old self, all I had to do was throw Pokeballs at them at the beginning of the battle without damaging them.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE OFF DOING SO LIKE A PRO.
I miss the young hottie that was there…before this douche came around…she was so polite too…gramps just needed his cup-o-joe…can't blame the geezer…
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The old man is even more annoying in Ponymon because he FREEZES THE GODD**N GAME.
Now first you have to fight this catapillar to capture it.
"But i don't want it."
WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING CATAPILLAR!!!!!?????
*Pulls out level 99 Mewtwo*
*Hacks game*
*Puts missingco. in there*
Why y make fun of old man who forgot he's in a remake
and old man who forgets ur gender
and his grandson's name
and old man who loses teeth
…
so many F*** old people XD
Old Man: You don't know how to-
Me: *waves hand* You know how to catch a pokemon.
Old Man: You know how to catch a pokemon…
Me: *waves hand* Go on.
Old Man: Go on…
Me: hmm… *waves hand* I will block off the only route out of this town by being in the way. *walks away*
Old Man: *Gets on the ground*
Note to Game Freak:
In future games, have this option at the beginning of the game:
Have you played a pokemon game before?
And if they choose yes, turn all the samey tutorials off. only put tutorials for new things.
If you do this, your fan base will love your forever.