There should probably be some kind of warning information on the wrappers of these things… that I found out in the woods.
By ScottFalco, submitted by Jimmy
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2011 · 11:38 PM |
Categories: Animated, Bad Ideas, Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Pokémon, Power-Ups, Secret Items, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 73 Comments |
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So, eating rare candies creates Misingno? *prepares a giant bag of rare candies*
*Watches vid*
*Hears Lavender tone*
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Little did he know, Rare Candies were originally supposed to be for humans. This is why they were scattered throughout the world.
To be fair, you probably shouldn't be eating special candy that can genetically alter something into the lines of this monstrosity.
Guess he learned Spit Up and Swallow from that Rare Candy….
Well, you can mark that down to differences in biology. After all, we don't eat dog food, and that's not any kind of candy-coated lie, that's the truth.
…I'll be in the corner of shame
And that's why you eat Rare Candies on an empty stomach. >.>;
Did anyone else notice the Pokemon from the original Pokemon Black show up as it faded to black? creepy….
I wonder what would happen if humans would try Protein? *vomits* Calcium? *vomits* Iron? *vomits* HP Up? *vomits*
Anyone else see the scary ghost face at 0:40? No, really.
Bitch, I puke Missingo. What?!
That's why it's so rare. The taste was horrible so people threw it away. Mystery solved.
And THATS how Garbodors and Trubbish are born.
If that's what a rare candy tastes like… then what about everything else you give to the pokemon?
Like potions and antidotes…
Anyone else see the ghost from red/blue at the fade at the end?
Winners don't use drugs. They just feed them to their pets.
In Kanto, they actually taste pretty good
just thought you should know…
aw hell, if Shaggy could eat dog treats, then I can eat pokemon treats
He named him Revolver. I wonder why…
Man, I posted this AGES ago…no credit YET AGAIN. Weak Shawn. Weak.
Well folks, here's yet ANOTHER video I found that I won't get credit for:
rel="nofollow">Never lick a Steelix on a cold day..or any day for that matter
Relevant:
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TRAINER caught POKERUS from the RARE CANDY.
TRAINER did not have the natural resistence pokemon have.
And thus…Trubbish was born.
EDIT: Oh, someone beat me to it…
I was inspired to make this:
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After puking up missingo his mind went all corrupt!
I was hoping he would turn into some evolution of humans, like Ubercharged or Metal.
Ding! Throw Up!
Human digestive systems aren't as powerful as pokemon ones. We can't take that level of sugar, steroids, and pure energy XD
So…he fast tracks his training with rare candies…chooses to sugar rush off of rare candy when his Dewott was probably trying to learn Razor Shell…unforgivably ignored a perfectly fine (although a little vomited on) TM, pokeball and Full Heal? These kids today…
Oh look 96 e-peen. What's that? Double gentlemen status?
I'M TRIPPING OUT MAN! TELL ME YOU SEE THE RAPIDASHS, TELL ME YOU SEE THEEEEEEM!
When i first heard the lavender tune… i felt so weird that i wanted to stab myself with my saftey scissors. Please. Get me away from this song.
So Rare Candies are made of MissingNo?
Anyways, if he didn't swallow, I wonder if pills would be able to destroy it?
Oh cool, my video showed up here,
I made this thing awhile ago. Rad