Not only is the Grammar Troll a rare mob, even if you find and defeat it, it never drops any good loot!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2011 · 4:56 PM
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Categories: Bad Grammer, Blizzard, Failure, Obnoxious, PC, Storytime/Wordplay, Tips & Tricks, Weak Points, World of Warcraft · Leave a comment (130 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
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Grammar? Spelling? Alphabet?
Only two letters I need to know are F and U.
bst post eva!
Just so everyone knows, this is worth reading through… unlike most of the comments that will probably come later.
Now if only this would happen in the Halolz server in TF2. Then my life will be complete.
Y U NO HELP ME THROUGH DUNGEON
Wild GRAMMAR TROLL appeared!
Wild GRAMMAR TROLL uses ANNOYINGLY PEDANTIC CORRECTION!
400_BABIES is infuriated!
400_BABIES uses MEMEBLAST!
Wild GRAMMAR TROLL is overloaded with memes and grammar mistakes!
Wild GRAMMAR TROLL has fainted!
If you can't beat 'em, spam em. Unless it interferes with the clarity of the statement, grammar can be left as it is. People like the guy above, however, are not doing a "public service", or "educating the masses." They're just being pricks, and should forever rot in the 5th Circle of Internet Hell, where they will be forced to listen to Quarter-life: Halfway to Destruction on repeat forever.
I can't stop laughing, help me xD
This is what i do to my guildies
My hero!
Somewhat Relevant: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5v2gWsO41qd12…
Also, http://www.instantsfun.es/trolololol
And two more errors. That's -50 DKP.
Edit: Yeah, the joke is kind of obscure. I thought more Halolzians would get it though. :
Their weapons? Grammar Hammers.
I have always wanted to do this kind of thing to somebody, but did not want to be a jerk. Though some of the times I doubt that the people on the receiving end would understand their mistakes. By the way, ":)" and ":(" are not words of the English language either.
StacMaster-S used Clever Post
(StacMaster-S) +10 REP
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What If:
-f u
-Well now we have at least three new errors here, no period to make this a sentence, and I thought we already touched on the fact that u isn't a word?
To be fair, "can" has a secondary model form that allows one to ask for permission rather than to display an ability.
(Troll + English Teacher) x WoW = Hilarious XD
He's a first rate superhero, he is!
Wow, what an asshole.
He missed a comma before "please."
Putting billions of F*cking hours into a soul sucking game does has it's advantages!
Speaking of "repeat forever" your final thought seems to be a run-on-sentence. You may want to consider revising to break it into two sentences.
Did anyone else notice that the Grammar Troll used incorrect grammar himself/herself?
"Woo! We're making progress! There are still two errors though."
"Now, let's see that capital letter…"
There are a few more errors. These are just examples.
Also, he missed an error: "Will you run me through a dungeon, please?"
He needs to learn comma rules.
This is the first and likely the last time I will ever applaud a grammar troll. Bravo?
I think it's funny how someone who so frequently takes shortcuts in our language would even have the patience to keep asking that guy for help.
I need to find this man and give him a hug. In fact, I would be willing to give him a "Grammar" award! Get it? It's like "Grammy," except it isn't? Eh? Eh?
I'll be in the back crying until I get a good one.
That level of sarcasm. The point of instructing via PM. I think I know who the culprit is.
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Thus begins the grammar ages on Halolz. The day I have waited for far too long.
Another thought. Is it sad if I do this on occasions to people? No? Glad we had this talk.
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Aww, Perolex. You had the perfect opportunity to correct him when he said "quesiton."
Actually…the word "Can" can be used to ask someone to do something for them. (New Oxford Dictionary)
You can't kill a grammar troll, but they do drop items… unfortunately all you ever get is a nice cup of RAGE!!!
Even at $15 a month, I remember WoW being quite populous with noobs…
Still, was a great game.
I have a feeling that if I dare to swing the grammar hammer at anyone's comments in this post, I will just get beaten up by everyone else.
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Also relevant.
Did anyone else find it even more amusing that he used [whisper] every time?
I never knew a poster had that much patience, or was the troll using particularly shiny text?
This is why my friend always rolls trolls.
I love how after people have read this, people are now commenting with perfect grammar…
bwahahah, i dont know who to love more, the smartass or the dumbass XD
here we call them "hoygan" plural form "Hoygans" or "hoyganes"
derived from the spanish word "oigan" that could be translated as "hey you there, listen!"
Bitch you want DUNGEONS? The dungeon finder is for finding godamn Steak N' Shakes.
1. Post lots of crap.
2. Post something above average.
3. Seems like best thing ever.
4. Becomes highest rated lol in under a week.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
Something I noticed, kinda unrelated;
When Shawn gets submissions from Memebase sites he keeps their watermarks in and doesn't even put in a Halolz one.
When I see things posted here first then re-posted onto Memebase a week or more later, they do their best to take the Halolz watermark out or cover it up.
I sense that someone is a douchebag here……… And it's defo not Shawn.
This is what's called "using your trolling powers for Good."