All the moves in the world and you taught Smeargle those four? You’re one messed up trainer!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2011 · 10:14 PM
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Jigglypuff's facial expression….
Smeargle: Every rapist's dream wingman.
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In other news: this is older than dirt.
Who needs charm? That's what the sleep powder is for! Just replace charm with string shot and you're golden.
I bet if ruffies were an item in pokemon they'd make Smeargle carry that too… -_-
Only semi-related, but my friend once had a Smeargle that he only raised in double-battles so that it learned legendary-specific moves like Roar of Time. It was a pretty awesome Smeargle.
All he needs is Seed Bomb, and you've got yourself a Igglybuff with Smeargle features.
Where is Officer Jenny when you need her?
Newb set
I use:
Lock-On
Flash
Bind
Horn Drill.
Rapeno
Mr. Crime
Magneturnedonbynonconsentingsex
No comment on how a level 48 is trying to violate a level 4 yet? I find this situation….Sketchy.
Hold it! Maybe Machoke can beat that!
Take this!
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Date rape? I use this set to catch legendary Pokmon.
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Not perfect, he doesn't know string shot
"Hey Jiggly, I have a rare candy in my van near S.S. Anne. Do you like to come with me?"
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hmm, there should be "amnesia" in that list….
New question: are we sure that's a tail Smeargle is holding?
I hope it is, because it's red at the tip.
Shawn used "post something funny that no one understands!"
It's not very effective….
Shawn used "Post Pokemon"
It's super effective!
Halolz lol'd!
Hey guys, I just submitted some boring-ass homework that was due last Thursday by the magic of e-mail (that's right, the Internet being used to actually progress in my studies. WHAT A TWEEST!). Since I'm in such a good mood, FREE PLUS ONES FOR ALL WITH NO FURTHER JUSTIFICATION OTHER THAN THE PREVIOUS!
i had to use this im so sorry
here comes…
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too much metaphor?
What really disturbs me is that the trainer already got Jigglypuff.
I mean look for the Pokeball sign.
You have to wonder how many female Jigglypuffs were caught to be in this situation…
I didn't find this funny when it was new…
Regardless of the association with pokemon (which I'm usually flexible about implied rule 34 with), it's an incredibly tasteless joke about date rape.
"Hey, does my tail smell like chloroform?"
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Wasn't this already posted?
Wasn't this already posted? Or is it just that old?
I look at the moveset and then I look at the tip of Smeargle's tail and wonder just what he is planning on doing with that.
I've seen enough Law and Order: Special Victims Unit to know were this is going
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That is all.
ummm
its a girl…
so if it knows pound….
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Eff that, I'm teaching my Smeargle all legendary moves.
Also, that's a level four you sick fuck.