Well what do you know… Wheatley was right! It truly is a battle as legendary as Holmes vs. Moriarty!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2011 · 9:56 AM
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Categories: Artistic, It's A Trap!, No Caption Needed, Portal, Science/Math, Smashy Smashy, Valve Software, Weird · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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GALILEO!
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It will be as epic as Plato vs GIANT STOMPY BOOT!
Or possibly even Archimedes vs STABBY ROBOT SQUID!
When ancient greek meets present geeks.
I hope those are Long Fall Sandals.
This is much better than Aristotle's arch-enemy Relativism.
Him and Space Core should get together some time.
Chance and spontaneity has never been so fun!
Wheatley sure knows how to write awesome fan-fiction!
http://fusspot.deviantart.com/art/Aristotle-v-MAS… Here's the artist
Aristotle won in the philosophy and intelligence contests, but the combat round went to the Mashy Spike Plate.
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Damn Aristotle… YOUS JUST MADE SHITS REALZ!
Aristotle: I SHALL NOW USE MY SUPERIOR TRIGONOMETRY AND THEOREMS TO DIVERT THIS STEEL PLATE AWAY FROM MY SQUISHY SELF!
CHANGE ANGLE TO 27.6C^2 + 365C^2 = 1295c^2!
OI!
Pythagoras: That's MY Theorem!, git your own you smelly, brainy, psycho-nagery Greek
WHO WILL WIN?
THE SUPERIOR PSHCIATRIC ABOMINATION THAT IS ARISTOTLE?!
OR THE MAGNIFICENT MATHEMATICAL OF WHOM IS PYTHAGORAS?!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
Hmmm… he's not wearing the boots… no wonder he was a philosopher.
Suddenly I can only imagine Aristotle as an Action Scientist, fighting insane robots because he needs to GET THAT SCIENCE DONE, DAMMIT!
Being a Philosophy Major, I approve.
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(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ┻━━┻
Η τούρτα είναι ένα ψέμα
Well, i certainly didn't know mashy spike plates went back this far. This must mean…Mashy spike plates are what bring history together. You know how George Washington had wooden teeth? Mashy spike plates knocked them out. You know how the ocean exists? Mashy spike plates smashed the solid so much it became the ocean.
MAGNIFICO-O-O-O!
To quote the great Aristotle: "All men by nature desire SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
Mashy Spike Plate…totally a scientific term.
SOCRATES VS HEMLOCK!
Oh wait…
Aristotle with a portal gun? Seriously? Maybe I shouldn't have slept through my history classes.
Epic beards, genius grins, flowing capes, Roman sandals, and enough science to discombobulate anything conceivable in three-dimensional space.
Stuff like this is exactly why I come to Halolz.
That's a crusher! We sell those too!
How long have you had this picture, and have been waiting for the day Halolz has a submission related to famous historical inventors/professors?
Is it just me or does this look a bit like Robbin Williams?
Thank God his left leg is where it is… Otherwise we would see some existential gonads…
Ace…?