Chell has a rocket launcher, your science is invalid.
By Eless [CoolApe], submitted by Mr. Dollar
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 19, 2011 · 1:26 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Irony, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, Strike A Pose, Valve Software, Weak Points · Leave a comment (104 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
That whore! She's cheating on the companion cube!!
rel="nofollow">For those unaware.
Halo? In my Portals? I could live with that.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEMON GRENADES!?!
its like explosion day!
Chell: For science, GlaDOS! *ka-blooey*
And so Chell and Wheately continued their lives travelling across the desolated and occupied wastes of North America, invalidating both arguments and the ionic bonds holding all the squishy bits of Combine Soldiers and Synths together.
Well your precious RAWKET LAWNCHAIR won't save you from your FEVER!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
get it… noses red……
I have a rocket launcher. Your GLaDOS is invalid.
EDIT: Joke Intercepted. I realized Shawn already made the joke right after posting, and my reaction was the same as GLaDOS in panel 4.
I'm assuming that rocket launcher was designed by Black Mesa…
As an deticated engineer player, I can assure you that explosives are the best answer to anything.
Becuase they blow my stuff up every fucking time.
I've figured it out! rel="nofollow">Guns solve everthing Do you need money? Your gun can earn you an interest-free loan at the bank. rel="nofollow">Is your hunting partner laughing at you? A gun says "shut up" louder than you can. Someone showing off his guns to the ladies? Show them you have more
Guns = Better standards of living.
Dear Glados,
Fuck you and your cake! This is triumph but not for you. I have rockets! Burn in lava, you bitch!
Sincerely
Chell
Hey look buddy, I'm a test subject. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is space?" Because that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of astronomy. I solve practical problems. Fer instance, how am I gonna get some fatty fatty no-parents to give me my cake?
The answer… is a gun.
And if that don't work… USE MOAR GUN.
I got nothing… rel="nofollow"> so..
Wow, that's almost depressing in this context >.<
Chell put on sunglasses but didn't make a CSI meme. This submission is invalid.
Ah, the asterisk. It always amuses me when they are used for swearing censorship, when really we all know what it's trying to say. so the question is, do they really do anything besides prevent the younger ones not exposed to such language from knowing what's going on?
Really, aside from that it may as well be spelled out. (writing philosopher mode over)
Portal 2 would have been interesting if the game had taken more from TF2 than just hats…
I love this SO MUCH.
Another Halo joke on Halolz? What blasphemy is this? I thought we were about TF2 and Pokemon content with the occasional Minecraft piece thrown in.
Rocket launchers plus Shark week plus Dinosaurs =
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GLaDos: KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING!
Looks like GLaDOS was on….
*shades*
A rocket to insanity.
Yes. I did just make a ponies joke. About a terrifying ponies fanfic.
in4spacejoke?
This submission has been trolled.
Are you proud of yourselves?
And if that don't work
Use more gun
This is so true. Think about that mortal kombat DLC, with freddy kruger? Shoot Freddy Kruger in the nuts and tell him to "GET OUT OF MY GODAMN DREAMS!"
This could work for Pokemon too. You can get those badges and beat the Pokemon League in no time with a Pokemon.
Hmmm… *thinks of a song*
Aperture…
Aperture…
Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
Sciencing now, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
Science is the only way yeah,
Scientists your game is through cause now you have to answer to,
Cave Johnson, FUCK YEAH!
So lemon grenades, conversion gel,
Aperture, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the science that we all share; it’s the testing for tomorrow
Meh, not perfect, but you get the gist of what I was trying to do.
Portal 1:
sv_cheats 1
impulse 101
Live the comic!
I call hax, she's using a Mac for gaming
im sorry but i cant come up with anything
ill go to the corner now
OBJECTION!! if we replace the portal gun with a regular one (a normal gun), the name will be no longer "Portal" but "Normal"
I was GOING to post a link to the scene in HLFLC: Free Man where John Freeman fires a rocket at GLaDOS, but NO, fucking WMG and NBC Universal got the video removed.
Seriously, fuck them.