Oh slowpoke… you just can’t keep up with your natural disasters…
By TriPredRavage
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 8:24 PM |
Categories: Advice Meme, Nintendo, Pokémon, The Great Outdoors · Leave a comment () 63 Comments |
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You can't teach old news to travel faster…
Wait, that's not right…
Also, first post on a slowpoke lol? Is that bad luck?
Its gotten to the point that Hurricanes have New Orleans.
Pro Tip: Don't build your cities below sea level.
Saw the title on Twitter, knew it'd be etc
Either this is getting easier, or Nature's getting more predictable.
Don't worry Slowpoke, just because you're a little slow doesn't mean you'r-HEY, SINCE WHEN CAN SLOWPOKE TALK?!
HOLY SHIT THERE WAS?
THE LAST ONE I HEARD ABOUT WAS FIVE MINUTES AGO.
AND IT WAS IN SOME ARK WITH SOME GUY NAMED NOAH.
Seeing this makes me hear of Sonic voice saying "Your too slow."
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Holy Arceus! There's a New Orleans?!
Isn't it ironic that, in an off-handed kind of way, Slowpoke is actually giving somewhat of a current affairs providing service.
That's nothing, did you hear about Ike?!
You know… none of these things would be happening if Gary Fucking Oak had anything to say about it.
"You played the song of storms!"
Well, to be fair, he IS right.
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/master-chief-lrg.png" alt="" width="327" height="450" />Master Chief came after he heard the flood was in New Orleans
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Where the hell is New Orleans, and what does it matter!? POMPEII JUST DISAPPEARED.
Andrew or Katrina?
Hey guys! Chicago burned to the ground!
Did you hear about that weapon that could change warfare forever? They call it the crossbow..
What Hurricane? I'm still preparing for this upcoming one called Katrina.
Its probably all hype, though.
(Too soon?)
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(I'm talking about this one, by the way.)
Okay, anyone else miss "Put you in my pants" jokes by now?
Where does Slowpoke get his news from!?
HEY GUYS! ITS 2000!