Some Soldiers just have the worst luck!
By rjvickers and valtism

The Most Interesting Soldier In The Dustbowl

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2011 · 12:52 PM

(205 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Explosives, Failure, Irony, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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1017066 Responses2011-08-29+16%3A52%3A49Shawn+Handyside to “The Most Interesting Soldier In The Dustbowl”

Ryven on August 29th, 2011 12:57 pm

lol, always happens to me:
VICTORY DANCE :D
oh wait- NUU!
VoiceFromCorner on August 29th, 2011 12:58 pm

Well thinking was never the Soldiers strong point anyway. We all saw that in Meet the Spy.
Why think when you can kill stuff?
RemielChibus on August 29th, 2011 1:00 pm

I don't always airshot

but when I do, Propane Nightmares plays in the background.
Skrist on August 29th, 2011 1:03 pm

I don't always mock people… But when I do, I am ze spy.
VaultLegend on August 29th, 2011 1:06 pm

Most interesting man in the world?

Hah.

He isn't even wearing any hats!
Darkangelsv1 on August 29th, 2011 1:07 pm

I don't always Sticky Jump. But when I do…
…it's when I planted all 8 of them.
*gibs start flying everywhere*
spplmj on August 29th, 2011 1:13 pm

I don't always heard two of every animal onto a boat.

But when I do, I proceed to beat the living crap out of every last one of em.
Dr. Furry on August 29th, 2011 1:14 pm

crick explosives don't do additional damage to yourself, so the second one is stupid
MasterLuigi452 on August 29th, 2011 1:19 pm

Screw Equalizer taunt.
I have Hadouken.
Oddwan on August 29th, 2011 1:20 pm

<img src="http://i55.tinypic.com/jayioy.jpg">
GenCasar on August 29th, 2011 1:23 pm

I don't always get new items…

…Pfffffffffffffffff Okay, I'm sorry, I can't finish this with a straight face.
invadingduck on August 29th, 2011 1:39 pm

I don't always get headshots.

But when I do, I have the Sydney Sleeper equipped.
Greedy Heavy on August 29th, 2011 2:36 pm

Demoman: I don't always drink beer…
Ok, *burp* yes I do…
ibbolia on August 29th, 2011 2:44 pm

I don't always play Soldier, but when I do, I do it in style.
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/f/fb/Soldierviking2.png/250px-Soldierviking2.png">
Exploderizer on August 29th, 2011 2:51 pm

MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
MINUS ONE TROLL IN THE BASE
+1's being distributed!
Drjolt on August 29th, 2011 3:13 pm

I don't always throw my man milk at people, but when i do… Rainbows make me cry
Zyquux on August 29th, 2011 4:44 pm

I feel like this would be made infinitely better if the Soldier's helmet was 'shopped onto his head.
tinynewtman on August 29th, 2011 5:22 pm

I don't always lay sticky bomb traps…
But when I do, I'm using the sticky jumper
Skrist on August 29th, 2011 5:42 pm

I got another one..
I don't always use skill..
But when I do… I use Demoman.
Vabolo on August 29th, 2011 5:53 pm

Shawn doesn't always post memes, but when he does, it gets annoying real fast.
primedawg9170 on August 29th, 2011 6:50 pm

I don't always open a crate…
…But when I do, it's something I already got
ProfessorLuigi on August 29th, 2011 7:18 pm

Shawn doesn't always post descriptions…
Ernac on August 29th, 2011 7:40 pm

Shouldn't that be "Unluckiest" or "Most unobservant" Shawn?
Neither of those things are staples of The Most Interesting Man.
At any rate I found it funny at first, then after a minute of thought I realized it isn't.
*sigh* I'm actually starting to miss the nonstop pokemans jokes….

Even the pony jokes….
[spoiler even though it doesn't work here]Even Courage Kratos[/spoiler]

TL;DR This is bad.
HughbertEsq on August 29th, 2011 7:47 pm

Stay American my friends
AManWithACloak on August 29th, 2011 8:19 pm

Picture 1: Why I used my equalizer for scrap.
Picture 2: Why I rarely rocket jump.
_XD on August 30th, 2011 12:29 am

I don't always play pyro,
but when I do, I W+M1.