I thought Link was the true hero of Hyrule… but he never showed up. I guess you could say he was… chicken? *ba-dum-dum ching!* Thank you! Tip your waitresses!
By ChrisCrossMedia, submitted by Justin B.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2011 · 1:18 AM |
Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Animated, Bad Ideas, GameCube, Growth Spurt, N64, Nintendo, Secret Items, The Legend of Zelda, Video Clips, Wild Animals · Leave a comment () 70 Comments |
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First, I'll take my -1's now.
Colonel Sanders…You bastard!
B-B-But…. why did it end in Wind Waker?
PIGS were in Wind Waker… not cuccos… wait… wait… was this video the inspiration for Angry Birds?
Don't look at the date that this video was posted, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally!
Damn, those cuccos sure took a long time to execute their revenge, considering they waited to kill Wind Waker Link. Of course, it could have been a few hours as far the Legend of Zelda timeline is concerned.
So would this be the LoZ version of a Prinny Game?
The orginal angry birds….had to say it!
What the cluck was Link thinking when he tossed that Cucco?
One chicken, one quest, for revenge…
I had the same reaction when I first saw the Great Fairy.
…until I saw her face. D:
1. Get thrown by a guy in a green hat
2. Horribly murder his ancestor hundreds of years later
3. ????
4. Profit
What's scary is that the cucco at the end (after 3 min) sounded like it had an evil laugh. o_o
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100526222617/ed/images/1/10/Ed_and_Chicken.png" alt="" width="423" height="276" />
Cuccos are scary, but they've got nothing on rel="nofollow">Mega Ultra Chicken.
I was hoping to see the pirates of the caribbean ending have the cucco spit out link's ancestor's hat, link pick it up and dive into the cucco's mouth…. then again there's always this guy
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/halolz-dot-com-thelegendofzeldaphantomhourglass-flapjack-linebeck.gif">
I guess you could say that Legend of Zelda ran afowl!
I need to have a word with this ChrisCrossMedia for this blantant mockery of my Ancestors. Everyone knows that cuccos are a pathetic excuse for a bird, never mind a hero….OH GOD NO!!!
*flees from an army of angry Cuccos*
And thus Link was sent to Davey Jones's locker where he was, for all time, surrounded by hundreds of fairies.
"HEY! LISTEN! HELLO! WATCH OUT!" for all eternity.
Dear-sweet-mother-of-God! moment at 2:50.
rel="nofollow"> They should have made Link sit through this
Don't worry Link! I'll save you!
*ahem*
SCOOT-SCOOTALOO SCOOT-SCOOTALOO!
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That didn't work didn't it?
YOU FOUND THE REGGIE!
EQUIP IT IN YOUR ITEM SLOT AND PRESS B TO MAKE YOUR BODY READY!
Has anyone made a "Lol giant cock" joke yet?
No?
Strange.
Anyway, I think that any video or pic chicken-related should have the tag "Fowl Play", 'cause those two words were stuck in my head the WHOLE video.
Anyone with me?
And if you pause and look closely at 10 seconds in… you'll notice that hyrule had a penis shaped tower… Link just probably wasn't good enough to save it.
NO ESCAPE.
arise chicken, arise. chicken arise!
That's it, this series is for the birds.
Thunder! Thunder! Thunderchickens! HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Submitted by Justin B? Am I just imagining things or….. is it really…..