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The only thing scarier than being trapped in a building with murderous animatronic robots, is being trapped with an insane pyromaniac.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 22, 2015 · 2:44 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Cray-Z Crossovers, Creepy/Spooky, Five Nights at Freddy's, Head Shot, Irony, Paranoia, Party Time, PC, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Video Clips

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I enjoy how much emotion can be conveyed without words, and just a little bit of fire.
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They better be careful when using the doors. Pyro's homewrecker will drain double the electricity.
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Haha. I would like to watch them burn for the next 4 more nights.
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Holy shit!!! Halolz is alive??? I had a random urge telling me to look at Halolz, and I see actual content?!?! *tears of joy*
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5 replies · active 532 weeks ago
Slowly but surely, the prodigal sons of the Church of Falcon are returning home.

Alpar (or anybody)! Slaughter a Star Wolf in their honor!
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So are we gonna get a News Post explaining what the fuck happened the past 9 months??? Or is that asking too much?
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Shawn went on a 8 month long alcohol and drug binge...for the last month I had to visit him everyday at the Betty Ford Clinic (and I live in Canada so shit was expensive) and brought a laptop to show him that the fine people at Halolz missed and need him...after the mandatory 1 week of treatment, we left the clinic and began our cross country trip back to Levelupstudios/Halolz HQ in Albany New York...along the way...
Well we fought with the goblins!
We battled the trolls!
We riddled with Gollum!
The magic ring We stole!
We were chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls.

After returning Mr. Handyside to his home, it was my time to make an epic journey back to my homeland in the great white north...so I pack my back pack...tied my shoes and left his house...only to find it was snowing and said "Fuck this I'm flying back home" Then a 3 hour flight with a quick layover in Toronto and I was home...
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Jesus Christ... I'm happy to know that he's doing better.
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Can't let you do that Hyze.

The Peons of Falcon may be coming back but so too are the Minions of the Wolf!
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I hate Five Night's at Freddy's but I'll admit this was pretty great. Pyro saves the day!
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The spy version would be confusing.
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So does that mean Golden Freddy is just Freddy after he was incinerated on the inside?
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What is this? Halolz started updating? And I missed it by a month?

Oh well, at least now I can continue my quest for 100p!
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I wonder what the stats for that lighter would be as a weapon? (oh and also what name would it have?)
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1 reply · active 532 weeks ago
The Bitty Burner
Level 1 Lighter
+150% Afterburn
-90% Less Range
-90% Less Ammo

Or something. That's the best I got.
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WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH, hold the phone.

This place is getting updates again? Because if it is that makes me incredibly happy.
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Yeah, I can see it going that way.
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Pyro's favorite song is probably Burn Baby Burn, by Kid Cudi

Oh, btw, I'm on PS4 now. Playing Destiny mostly.


Get Your Portable ID!
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