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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on January 8, 2014 · 7:31 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (61 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bad Grammer, Nintendo, Wii U

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liek dis if u cri evry tiem ;_;7
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I figure this isn't newspost worthy, but let me explain the downtime in a comment:

On December 19th I flew to San Antonio TX to find a new place to live, as well as spend time with family. I had christmas, then a convention, then the day I flew back, I got very, very sick. I got healthy a day ago, and posted this. On Monday, a moving truck comes and picks up all my stuff, and moves it to my new apartment in San Antonio, which I'll be flying back to on January 20th.

You haven't been forgotten, the Falcon Blessed ones. I just haven't had time. Soon. So very soon.
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7 replies · active 591 weeks ago
That's all well and good but next time you disappear without notice, I'm gonna find you and lock you in a room with only two games. The first being Superman 64 the second being ET for atari which I will personally dig out of the landfill just for you. The only way out is to traverse through an entire hallway covered in legos that have been super-glued to the floor, bare foot of course, or completing the two games. All the while this song will be played in the background ad infinitum. Your only food will be Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos because I'm nice like that. Gotta have some civility, ya know?

But in all seriousness happy that you're better now. Love ya buddy! That is, until you fail me MWAHAHAHA... ahem.
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You don't need to visit a landfill for E.T. You can just have my copy.
Or get it for a dollar at the pawn shop.

Also, come on.. Superman 64 and Atari E.T? Pffft. Child's play. There is a vast array of horrible games you can choose from, why go for the ones everybody knows?
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Because I'm too lazy to access my brain and compile repressed memories.

I would stop at a pawn shop but I wanna give a message about how dead-set I am about making him suffer. That and I've been kicked out of every pawnshop I've been to because I cannot resist the temptation to perform Pawn Shop by Sublime with anything I can find. It never goes well...
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QWOP.

No charge.
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Ah. That explains it. Glad to see you're OK.
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You don't really need to explain that one, I figured you were taking a Holiday break or something. Even webmasters born for the sole purpose of providing internet entertainment for people he doesn't know (without pay, of course) deserves a holiday break.
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Fair enough, but is there a way to queue future posts? Like on Tumblr?
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And then just like Nintendo Letter Box on the 3DS, Nintendo cancels Miiverse posting to protect the children.
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O', woe is Mii!
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1 reply · active 591 weeks ago
Samantha doesn't deserve Allan.

She's clearly just intimidated by his mad skills at Scarescraper.
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"I'm thinking about being a therapist."

PANIC
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3 replies · active 591 weeks ago
You can't spell therapist without... oh
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The?

Rap?

Ape?

Threat?

What are you getting at here, man!
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Just gonna leave this here....
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Oh man, dat hand drawn No
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yea for some reason listening to this made me think of this

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Okay, this is very sad and touching and all, but let's rewind a second. As an enthusiastic collector of swear words, what the hell does p****rt mean. Best I could get was pigfart, but dear god if that's censor worthy, I'm headed to Nintendo Guantanamo.
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2 replies · active 591 weeks ago
I think it's "pervert", but who knows. Nintendo is crazy about its censors, they wouldn't let me name two of my Pokemon "Violet" and "Thumper".

Perhaps because of the legendary tax collector violet thumper.
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So... did she ever write him back? ;_;
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I'm just wondering where their parents are.
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