The more I see of Assassin’s Creed IV, the more I think Ubisoft fired their QA team.
By whacken blight, sent in by Ted.

Ascension of the Jackdaw

Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 24, 2013 · 10:05 PM

(158 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

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Aerial Maneuvers, Assassin's Creed, PC, Playstation, Ubisoft, Under the Sea, Video Clips, Weird, Wii U, Xbox 360

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 591 weeks ago

This is the most majestic glitch I've ever seen.

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M4DD4WG 85p · 591 weeks ago

Filed under "too funny, won't fix"

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ChaoPLS 69p · 591 weeks ago

No better word for this than majestic.

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UndeadLex 120p · 591 weeks ago

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ChaoPLS 69p · 591 weeks ago

Damn, guess I missed the rapture.

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Armetron 98p · 591 weeks ago

and second

does anyone see my brain's connection?

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 591 weeks ago

The rabbit at the end is what really does it for me.

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M4DD4WG 85p · 591 weeks ago

Jackdaw is back from Davy Jones Locker.

[insert Jack Sparrow face]

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SpectralSheep 87p · 591 weeks ago

Can we get a picture of Arceus in a pirate hat to go with this swarthy ascension?

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Amy 95p · 590 weeks ago

I searched "pirate arceus" and all that came up was what appeared to be weird Loppunny porn. After bookmarking that, I continued searching but found nothing. I hope this picture will suffice.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 590 weeks ago

Close enough.

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deleted5232201 99p · 591 weeks ago

If thou art of the most scaliwaggiest of folks and art contemptuous of thy neighbor, then thou shalt be accept into the Kingdom of Heaven.

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smashpro1 94p · 591 weeks ago

That did not escalate quickly.

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NeoCloud 49p · 591 weeks ago

The music fit perfectly.

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 591 weeks ago

And that is what happens when "Up Is Down" gets divided by zero.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 591 weeks ago

Wait, does this mean we missed the rapture? We're all going to Hell? SWEET.

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kirasanhoof 64p · 591 weeks ago

At least he doesn't have to clean up the ship. Neither giving the crew christmas presents.

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 591 weeks ago

Did Krampus come early this year?

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blargenth 93p · 591 weeks ago

Ah, a true disciple of the church of Captain Falcon. He showed his moves.

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PewnyPL 86p · 591 weeks ago

The gates of Hell have opened. The souls of pirates of old had risen to heavens, their sunken ship surfacing to serve again under a new captain.

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Porecomesis 92p · 591 weeks ago

The ONE time I remember where I kept my keys and THIS happens.

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Nightmarekiba 61p · 591 weeks ago

This is officially my new favorite glitch video.

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Armetron 98p · 591 weeks ago

so this video made me think of 2 things right off the bat

first

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 591 weeks ago

A shining example of "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Also, I'm noticing a strong positive correlation between games with glitches being considered exceptionally enjoyable. Skyrim, for one example. Plus, Pokemon XY was released with a historically high number of bugs (ONE) and it's the best Pokemon game in years! Now you've got ACIV, which is supposedly super good, but... This!

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 591 weeks ago

I'm not sure if you just said that previous Pokemon games didn't have glitches, but if you did, I may direct you to a Youtube series titled 'Let's Glitch Pokemon Yellow', on Youtube.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 591 weeks ago

To be fair, I was mainly referring to newer entries to the series (around 3rd gen or later).

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DeceptiveDRHOBO 67p · 591 weeks ago

And Ezio thought HE was trippin'.....

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Jerach 86p · 591 weeks ago

The music takes the video from, "That's hilarious" to "Oh my god my sides are ascending."

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ChaoPLS on November 24th, 2013 10:35 pm

Damn, guess I missed the rapture.
smashpro1 on November 24th, 2013 11:04 pm

That did not escalate quickly.
NeoCloud on November 24th, 2013 11:17 pm

The music fit perfectly.
Redzeroine on November 24th, 2013 11:36 pm

If thou art of the most scaliwaggiest of folks and art contemptuous of thy neighbor, then thou shalt be accept into the Kingdom of Heaven.
DeceptiveDRHOBO on November 24th, 2013 11:41 pm

And Ezio thought HE was trippin'…..
Jimmy on November 25th, 2013 12:30 am

This is the most majestic glitch I've ever seen.
PewnyPL on November 25th, 2013 2:22 am

The gates of Hell have opened. The souls of pirates of old had risen to heavens, their sunken ship surfacing to serve again under a new captain.
SpaghettiWeegee on November 25th, 2013 2:29 am

A shining example of "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Also, I'm noticing a strong positive correlation between games with glitches being considered exceptionally enjoyable. Skyrim, for one example. Plus, Pokemon XY was released with a historically high number of bugs (ONE) and it's the best Pokemon game in years! Now you've got ACIV, which is supposedly super good, but… This!
M4DD4WG on November 25th, 2013 2:30 am

Jackdaw is back from Davy Jones Locker.

[insert Jack Sparrow face]
blargenth on November 25th, 2013 3:03 am

Ah, a true disciple of the church of Captain Falcon. He showed his moves.
Armetron on November 25th, 2013 3:54 am

so this video made me think of 2 things right off the bat

first
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Armetron on November 25th, 2013 3:54 am

and second
[youtube V3f9uN9wKJU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

does anyone see my brain's connection?
SpectralSheep on November 25th, 2013 7:32 am

Can we get a picture of Arceus in a pirate hat to go with this swarthy ascension?
BadassFreeman on November 25th, 2013 1:04 pm

At least he doesn't have to clean up the ship. Neither giving the crew christmas presents.
Jimmy on November 25th, 2013 4:36 pm

LOL your whole crew was made of clergymen and you're just a bad influence.

Also, YAY!!! It's my birthday!!!
Nightmarekiba on November 25th, 2013 5:14 pm

This is officially my new favorite glitch video.
Porecomesis on November 25th, 2013 5:58 pm

The ONE time I remember where I kept my keys and THIS happens.
xxxxxxtheundeadcat on November 26th, 2013 3:05 am

Wait, does this mean we missed the rapture? We're all going to Hell? SWEET.
UndeadLex on November 26th, 2013 2:54 pm

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/BZCFUEL.gif">
Uzumakiclan43 on November 27th, 2013 9:00 am

And that is what happens when "Up Is Down" gets divided by zero.
[youtube sNj8mJq65i4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Jerach on November 27th, 2013 9:36 pm

The music takes the video from, "That's hilarious" to "Oh my god my sides are ascending."