Pokémon Amie? Oh no.
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Poké-A-Me

Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 17, 2013 · 1:00 PM

(66 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Ding! Level Up, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 602 weeks ago

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KZN02 92p · 602 weeks ago

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 602 weeks ago

I know we all love close-ups of machoke crotch but c'mon man, no need to put a billboard up about it.

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KZN02 92p · 602 weeks ago

Do we have something to make a thumbnail of it? Or maybe I'll post a link next time.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 601 weeks ago

Just put width=number after the image link. I keep it around 250-300 pixels wide but you know do whatever you think keeps everything visible.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 601 weeks ago

You think this is weird? I just got done petting a sword.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 601 weeks ago

It's favorite spot to be pet is its eyes. yeah........

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Spencer 119p · 601 weeks ago

So... should we not touch Metapod in this case?

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 602 weeks ago

Fun Fact! Pikachu doesn't like being touched there!

Why are you all looking at me like that? It's true!

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5 replies · active 601 weeks ago

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 601 weeks ago

actually it's when you touch it's stomach it gets angry. A subtle difference but an important one.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 601 weeks ago

Speaking of stomach, it's fun feeding pokemon. Even that grumpy solemn Mewtwo.

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Vabolo 118p · 601 weeks ago

Tumblr? In my Halolz?

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straYDoubter 91p · 601 weeks ago

xxxxxxtheundeadcat is right. Pikachu loves getting felt up. See for yourself.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 601 weeks ago

Upon further inspection it turns out Pikachu loves the junk touching. Just needed to go a little further south. It appears my Pikachu fondling cred will be taking a hit for this.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 601 weeks ago

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smashpro1 94p · 602 weeks ago

Halolz? More like Pokelolz.

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AuraGuyChris 64p · 601 weeks ago

This game is secretly M-rated.

By the way, apparently, Lucario hates being poked on the knees, but it's totally fine being rubbed on...its crotch area as well.

...I think this is actually an A-rated game.

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straYDoubter 91p · 601 weeks ago

Guess Lucario isn't ready to give up adventuring just yet.

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Scept 100p · 601 weeks ago

Trunks. What are you doing. Why are you posting all these sexual jokes. You're confusing Alpar.

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Leo E. 114p · 601 weeks ago

Gardevoir doesn't mind having its chest rubbed, at least.

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Vabolo 118p · 601 weeks ago

What I find odd is that this is the same game that prevents you from naming your pokémon "Dickbutt", and yet we have trainers rubbing the underoos of their poor little burly lizardmen and giving Jynx's breastplate a bit of shine.

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dope92 94p · 601 weeks ago

yep

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smashpro1 on October 17th, 2013 1:26 pm

Halolz? More like Pokelolz.
KZN02 on October 17th, 2013 1:40 pm

<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/561/024/e53.png">
VyseRogueKing on October 17th, 2013 1:50 pm

Fun Fact! Pikachu doesn't like being touched there!

Why are you all looking at me like that? It's true!
Jimmy on October 17th, 2013 1:51 pm

<img src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7850377216/h73A3711E/">
SpectralSheep on October 17th, 2013 2:41 pm

You think this is weird? I just got done petting a sword.
xxxxxxtheundeadcat on October 17th, 2013 2:56 pm

[youtube 6nSKkwzwdW4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Alpar on October 17th, 2013 3:42 pm

So… should we not touch Metapod in this case?
AuraGuyChris on October 17th, 2013 3:47 pm

This game is secretly M-rated.

By the way, apparently, Lucario hates being poked on the knees, but it's totally fine being rubbed on…its crotch area as well.

…I think this is actually an A-rated game.
Scept on October 17th, 2013 6:32 pm

Trunks. What are you doing. Why are you posting all these sexual jokes. You're confusing Alpar.
dope92 on October 17th, 2013 8:41 pm

yep
Vabolo on October 18th, 2013 1:22 am

What I find odd is that this is the same game that prevents you from naming your pokémon "Dickbutt", and yet we have trainers rubbing the underoos of their poor little burly lizardmen and giving Jynx's breastplate a bit of shine.
Leo E. on October 18th, 2013 9:17 am

Gardevoir doesn't mind having its chest rubbed, at least.