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Oh my town of Banton, you’ll be missed.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on October 12, 2013 · 9:24 PM
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Categories: Animal Crossing, Gameboy, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon · Leave a comment (44 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
They're too busy playing pokemon to come here too.
One time I didn't play Animal Crossing for three days.
When I came back, all the grass was replaced with lava, the Town Hall had been crudely remodeled into some kind of fortress-boat, and Isabelle was shouting orders from the top of it while wearing the top half of another villager's head as a hat. What remained of the town flag was smeared with bloody fingerprints.
Meh, Xerneas the Mega-Deer is cooler.
Paulrus-Keaton?: Hey Halolz! What's new today?
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: What again? But you posted Pokemon stuff yesterday. And the day before that…. in fact, it seems like you've been posting almost nothing but Pokemon ever since you started back up.
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Yes. Pokemon. What's up with that?
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Again, you already…. wait, WAIT. That's right, a new Pokemon game came out recently. Guess you're trying to stay relevant?
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Fair enough, but how about some balance yeah? Some different games? What else have people been sending you?
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: FUCK. Really? No GTA V or anything? Right, well no problem. Luckily for you, your friendly neighborhood Paulrus-Keaton has had his ear to the ground for awhile so he can find you something else!
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Take for example, rel="nofollow">this DBZ parody video. I know, it's anime, but it's got a video game twist to it! See, it's about Krillian and Mr. Popo having a duel, but instead of fighting each other, they're fighting with Pokem-wait, FUCK! Hold up.
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: No…. ooh, here's something that popped up on my Dorkly feed : it's a comic/article about someone trying to sell a former Pokemon player on the concept of the new Pokemon games! Also goddammit!
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Right! Got it! rel="nofollow">Here's a new video from FilmCow! Y'know, Charlie the Unicorn; Llamas with Hats; all that good stuff? It's even topical: the U.S. Government shutdown! You see, it has that asshole John Boehnor, who my home state of Ohio is-and-should be forever apologetic for, trying to weasel Obama out of supporting the Affordable Care Act by weaseling him out of Pokemon…. cards…..
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: ….FUCK YOU! HOW ABOUT PONIES, YEAH?! YOU FUCKING LIKE TECHNICOLOR DREAM HORSES?! WELL BAM! THERE YOU GO!
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Not Pokemon! Pon-…..*sees Pokemon image in hand*
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: I don't understand. No wait… I do. The new Pokemon game… everyone is excited for it. Everyone in the universe wants to play Pokemon. The universe wants Pokemon.
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: …Yes…. yes I see…. Pokemon.
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Pokemon.
Halolz: Pokemon.
PK?: Pokemon.
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[youtube KcNbiADMUv0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
i see this and save and quit my pokemon. start searching for anima-
hey look mario kart 7…
wait… why am i switching from pokemon?!
BACK TO SUPER TRAINING FROAKIE!
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS POKEMON.
"Roller blades away"
I has no 3DS, so I will be busy with Terraria 1.2 still…
I'd feel sorry if I didn't like to see Nook suffer so much.
NOW WHO HAS A PRICE TO PAY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Essentially my methodology whenever I buy a new game after I've been making process on a different one for an undetermined amount of time. Speaking of which, I should really go back to Cybertron. I feel kinda bad leaving Optimus Prime and Omega Supreme at the mercy of the Decepticons as I've been traveling through Hyrule, Shibuya, Yilsse, the American Colonies, and 2Fort.
Does anyone else think Yveltal looks like something you would have to slay in Monster Hunter or am I the only one? Also, that would make some nice armor.