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Hey folks, Trunks here. You may have noticed the site being a little uh, content-light lately. The process for the last year or so has been when Shawn or I stumble upon something or have something shown to us, we’d post it here. Well, that way is inefficient, and really only delivers you the content that we find. So, we’re opening it (back) up to you guys, and we have a new e-mail address for you to send your creations and submissions: halolzSubmissions@gmail.com. It’ll be checked regularly by both Shawn and myself, and perhaps a third, unknown person that we may be bringing on.

So, if you find something on the internet that needs to be seen by everyone, or you’ve made something that you think is hilarious and of fantastic quality, please send it in to halolzSubmissions@gmail.com. That way we can put the “Every day” back in “Updates every day”. Now, back to your regularly scheduled posts.

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on September 26, 2013 · 6:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (81 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
How long before someone submits things about the forums?
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2 replies · active 605 weeks ago
The what?
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Something about Halo in the Halolz or whatever you kids call it these days.
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MY BODY IS READY
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
I can never forget the classics though:
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"It’ll be checked regularly by both Shawn and myself"
WAIT. Shawn wasn't eaten by the Halolz Community?
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2 replies · active 605 weeks ago
Nobody would eat him cause he probably tastes like disappointment.
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It probably tastes better than Alpar.
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Hooray, all those things I created that I wanted to submit, I can submit now!
Wait, now those games are so old that they're no longer relevant (original DS games, yes that's how long it's been). Dammit!
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And then we don't hear from Trunks or Shawn for another month.
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
Shawn: "Ha!!! E-mail...nobody ever checks that shit."
Trunks: "I know right? These people don't know about social networking."
*Maniacal Laughter*

On an unrelated note (and a much more awesome one at that) Mighty No. 9 is doing awesome in their Kickstarter (I plan to donate 1 day before the end and pull a Searchman.exe helping to snipe one of the final Stretch Goals). In addition, there's a cool documentary starting on this project.
http://youtu.be/uFWrYzUX_wc
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Hey, finally a source of output for Zoe!
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5 replies · active 605 weeks ago
Just as long as she keeps her grubby little fingers off my waifu.

And she'd better.

Or blood shall be shed.
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You say no Zoe, but what about Amy?
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To Vabolo: *Sigh* I'll get the duct tape and keys to the dungeon...
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You especially so, sharing a name and all.
Even if it's a different character.
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Oh, that's no fun.
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Wait, I'm confused. Why doesn't this post have a perfect 5? It's wonderful news.
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
Bro. Bro, top rated post.

PROBABLY THE CLOSEST IT'S GOING TO GET.
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So is this an official admission that "editors@halolz.com" was a pile of baloney? Like, we all knew...but no-one ever said it.
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2 replies · active 605 weeks ago
Yet the submissions information on the side remains UNCHANGED!
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I never had access to it, Shawn did. Thus, one we can easily check from the road.

The side thing will get changed eventually.
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awesome! and maybe you'll announce the winners of last years halloween contest?
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Hope you're ready for the flood~
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7 replies · active 605 weeks ago
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SITE IS NAMED AFTER HALO AND THE FLOOD ARE AN ENEMY IN HALO.
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Not gonna lie, I completely forgot Halolz was based on amusing, captionned Halo images for quite some time.

Ahh, the good ol' days, when a screencap of an Elephant trying to drive on an Elephant, giving the illusion of copulation amongst large mobile battlestations, was considered top-notch material.
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One time a few years ago, Soapdish made a game called the Random Submission game. What you'd have to do is go to this site, and press the random button (for getting random submissions, dunno where it was or if it's even around anymore) and then post it while posting what score it got.

It's pretty surprising how awful some of them are looking back on it that day given what scores they got, and I'm sure it'll be even more shocking now.
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So, I officially declare that until they finally decide to update the site once more, we should begin this wonderful game once more. I'll start!



2.75 stars, January 2009. *sigh* the days where any SSBB pic could land on the front page...
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I got a good one. It's a video and I'm too lazy to embed so here's the link:
http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/05/video-phoenix-wr...

Score: 4.72
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Well, I got a Halo one.
4.02 stars.

What do I win?
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There it is~
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I suggest spamming Shawn and Trunks' e-mail accounts and/or having them get a third party member to help with the site...

...it becomes an actual possibility.

My reaction:
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3 replies · active 605 weeks ago
As hilarious as this sounds on paper, I'm sure it's really not the nice thing to do. Not to mention if we actually discourage them from checking the email that means less posty post.
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If you check my texts to shawn for the last few months, you'll see
"hey we should make a submissions e-mail address"
"hey we should make a submissions e-mail address"
"hey we should make a submissions e-mail address"
"hey we should make a submissions e-mail address"
"hey we should make a submissions e-mail address"

This time he wrote back
"k"
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Oh suuuuuure, blame Shawn!!! LOL
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The short version

The tldwatch version
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3 replies · active 605 weeks ago
... Dang it embeder. You have failed me for the last time.
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Awww heeeell, is dat sum classic Kajetokun I see here? :O
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Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh it is! I miss him... he doesn't seem to do anything now.
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Well.
Let the shenanigans begin!
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YEAH! I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT!
*Turns on computer and starts banging face on keyboard*
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