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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 9, 2013 · 1:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (80 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Grand Theft Auto, Highly Illogical Captain, Moving Violations, Musical, Rockstar

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The piano car, the only vehicle in a video game where it makes sense that the keys were left in it!

...I'll just....yeah...corner.
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2 replies · active 612 weeks ago
my only disappointment? That the driver wasn't him:
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Sorry, but I can't get behind walking anything more than 500 miles. Well, maybe I'd walk 500 more. But that'd just be to fall down at your door!
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1 reply · active 612 weeks ago
Making my way downtown
Driving fast
Faces smashed
And I'm homebound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Plowing my way
Through this crowd

[sounds of screaming and panic]
And I missed you
[sound of crushing and wails of pain]
And I hit you
[crashing intensifies]
And now I wonder...
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Hey this guy's good, pianos are tricky to drive.
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SING ME A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN. SING ME A SONG TONIGHT!
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16 replies · active 612 weeks ago
meh. im still waiting for the 'merica weapon.

so trunks. gonna keep the site above water until shawn returns to his sanity?
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10 replies · active 611 weeks ago
Thousands of people get into accidents because of reckless drive of there piano's. So call the best leading provider of piano insurance. Allstate, you're in good hands.
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1 reply · active 612 weeks ago
This isn't weird.

This is the power......OF MUUUUUUSIC!!!!
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1 reply · active 612 weeks ago
Where's the drum set car?
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2 replies · active 612 weeks ago
That takes touring to a whole new level.
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Whoever that song's about must be pretty special for him to turn a piano into a car and drive to them.
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Not my fault they got in the way of the Music Video.
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