Oh. Oh my.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 1, 2013 · 6:06 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Dreamcast, GameCube, Moving Violations, Sega, Sequential Art, Sonic the Hedgehog · Leave a comment () 61 Comments |
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So many updates, I'm not sure I can keep up with this. I am far too out of practice.
(Seriously though, thanks, keep it up please c:)
Can't blame him for following his rainbow.
Well THAT escalated quickly…
MILLIONS ARE DEAD!
They were… just too slow. *sniff*
GOTTA GO FAST!
Senior year, final year at school. Will I try very hard?
Probably since last year I pretty much did nothing and got D's and C's
But it would help if my high school wasn't like this:
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The first thing that always came to mind when I played this level.
Also relevant:
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Not even those inside the buildings were spared.
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rel="nofollow"> And now, a Public Service Announcement from your benevolent representatives in the Eggman Empire.
Remember kids, hedgehogs may look like a fun idea for a pet, but they can grow up fast. Some say at the speed of sound. And when they do, they tend to gather in large herds and, attempt a huge coup on our happy, and prosperous little lives in this shimmering utopia filled with the brightest minds and the technologies so advanced, it makes living practically inconsequential. These creatures may spout ideas that we have trampled over Mother Earth's natural beauty, but do not believe their lies. They have been brainwashed and fueled by eco-terrorist propaganda, hoping to spread their beliefs into the common dro… I mean, man. Their leader, a cocky little upstart named Sonic, can be instantly recognized by a blue, peach, and red blur, and a string of harsh slang. If you see this, do not attempt to stop it, instead, report where you saw it and where it was heading to the nearest officer of the Eggman Fleet. If he manages to stop to catch his breath, or runs into an obstacle, corner him, and then beat him until he's unconscious. An officer of the Eggman fleet will be by to pick up the limp body. Remember, with your effort, we can stop the blue menace!
Flog the Hog! He causes collateral!
Meanwhile….
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Maybe he was falsly persecuted because people thought he was Shadow, but after that level he DESERVED his jail time. Shame on you for braking him out, Tails.
Can't really blame Sonic for running in their direction, though. If he doesn't, he can't keep his head balanced!
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Oh man that pic is just so tragic. How could sonic jusHOLYSHITMONSTERHUNTERFRONTIERGTRAILER[youtube nKNigAr-OEQ rel="nofollow"> youtube]
*faint*
Bah Sonic only took out like ten city blocks. Look at Eggman! He blew up half the moon! Venice is now friggin' Atlantis!
Big Rigs. For when tanks, helicopters, jets, and other military vehicles can't get the job done.
Let's not forget the other acts of major destruction in the series.
The wilderness and mother nature entirely.
The entire City Escape level.
THE MOON.
Every City in Shadow The Hedgehog.
The White House.
And even the entire planet, when it shattered into a million pieces.
This franchise makes the destruction in the end of Avengers look like NOTHING.
>Sonic submission
Trunks… what have you done? I fear this will summon Zoe from her slumber. I can only pray it is not the case.
I called the cops to report a speeding hedgehog, I didn't think it'd involve killing millions in the process. And trillions of tax payers dollars!
So he just carelesly lets millions die without even bothering to save them even that child whos propably 6 or 8 years old you see i like the mother (Earthbound) better