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I was wondering why Elizabeth seemed like such an easy NPC to escort… turns out she was escorting your dumb ass around the entire time!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2013 · 11:06 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (132 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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So...

how many of us here have not played Bioshock Infinite?

One.
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33 replies · active 619 weeks ago
Any gamer makes for a terrible escort. We eat garbage, kill harmless wildlife, intentionally go the wrong way, are distracted by anything shiny, cause wonton destruction, play with machines in mid-combat, manipulate AI to dan- OOOH Shiny collectible! Only 78 more to go!
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2 replies · active 620 weeks ago
In Soviet Bioshock, NPC escorts you.

I know, I know, old meme is old.
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Pokémon reference in MY Bioshock Infinite? Blasphemy!!!
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2 replies · active 619 weeks ago
Elizabeth, the "you-just-did-something-stupid-so-take-this-kthxbye" game mechanic
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So THAT'S why she always went ahead of me when i was actually going towards where we're supposed to go...
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Because this game couldn't be more of a meta mind-fuck.
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Booker has some odd coping mechanisms
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Hey Elizabeth, maybe YOU should drink a Vigor or two so that you can defend yourself if you need to. Not that you NEED to but sometimes Booker needs help... a bit.
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Like an old bickering couple ... oh wait ...
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2 replies · active 620 weeks ago
I nearly pissed my pants watching this....
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1 reply · active 620 weeks ago
So, is it just me, or has most of the content here lately been about Bioshock Infinite? Not that I'm complaining or anything! It's just...well, you all (try not to) remember Kratlolz....right?
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1 reply · active 620 weeks ago

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