Oh the places you’ll go! In fact, you might not come back…
By DrFaustusAU

Bioseuss

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2013 · 6:19 PM

(160 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 629 weeks ago

My childhood would've been 20% cooler with these stories...

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2 replies · active 628 weeks ago

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deleted4122928 75p · 629 weeks ago

Lets not forget

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 629 weeks ago

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ibbolia 100p · 629 weeks ago

I do not like politics as by Ayn Rand.
I do not like it, Andrew Ryan.

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3 replies · active 629 weeks ago

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Zesty 98p · 629 weeks ago

Would you kindly inflict some pain?
Would you kindly crash that plane?

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SirNumel 97p · 629 weeks ago

Would you kindly take some EVE?
Would you kindly please kill me?

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 629 weeks ago

No, I will not inflict pain,
Not here, or there, or in the rain
I will not crash this air-a-plane
Are you quite ill, or just insane?
I will not use ADAMs or EVEs,
I'm not that thrilled in shooting bees.
And no, I will not kill you sir
Do I look like a murderer?

I will not do this, "would you kindly?"
Say politely,
Follow blindly!

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 629 weeks ago

Strange, posting as "first" is widely considered to be lame, yet site encourages me to do it... Stalin prevention, maybe?

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16 replies · active 629 weeks ago

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StalinCommander -100p · 629 weeks ago

You rock salty bastard.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 629 weeks ago

I think the key is to post first but not mention it? :P

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Spencer 119p · 629 weeks ago

BRILLIANT!

EVERYBODY, WE'VE FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER!

WE'VE JUST GOT TO POST FIRST AND NOT- oh wait that's not what we were talking about?

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 629 weeks ago

I'm seein' double! Four Alpars!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 629 weeks ago

Might want to get those eyes checked there Shawn...

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 629 weeks ago

The longer you look, the more you see.

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The Pualrus 100p · 629 weeks ago

Look too long and you'll need therapy.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 629 weeks ago

Look a little longer, and your therapy may be in your insanity.

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Scept 100p · 629 weeks ago

Longer still, and that insanity may drive you to suicide.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 629 weeks ago

Terrified... mortified... petrified... stupefied...

...by you.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 629 weeks ago

He sees...
Whats left...
Undone...

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wolfpax181 92p · 629 weeks ago

Double Alpars all the way across the comments. Yeah-eah eah a a, so intense.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 629 weeks ago

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It means that we're too lazy to change our names back.

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wolfpax181 92p · 629 weeks ago

I can't blame you, I was too lazy to join in Alpar Fails day.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 629 weeks ago

Stop it, Paulrus, this isn't funny anymore.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 629 weeks ago

So then Shawn. When are you bringing in the Wolf?

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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 629 weeks ago

All the Hillers down in Silent Hill, liked living a lot.

But P-Head, who lived in Otherworld, did NOT.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 629 weeks ago

P-Head hated the living, no matter the season. Please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that the number of his kills wasn't right. It could be that his real face was an ugly sight. But I think the most likely reason of all... may have been that his pyramid was two sizes too small. But whatever the reason, his pyramid or his kills, he spent his days murdering every living thing in Silent Hill.

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wolfpax181 92p · 629 weeks ago

And what happened then? They all died they say and his pyramid grew three sizes that day.

Unfortunately it was too large for him to carry at that point and it crushed him. It was a very touching service, sadly too many flowers to be tasteful. The choice of a pyramid shaped coffin was also terribly tacky.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 629 weeks ago

I keep misreading that as "All the Hitlers down in Silent Hill".

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UndeadLex 120p · 629 weeks ago

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Hishmar 78p · 629 weeks ago

and good night moon, suddenly takes a sinister turn with appropriate video game music

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DrSexington 78p · 629 weeks ago

Why did I read that w/ Balls?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 629 weeks ago

As James Sunderland was exploring Silent Hill,
a sight he saw, made him feel quite ill.
As while James was busy escaping,
he saw Pyramid Head, a nurse was raping
Running in fear from his great big knife
James said I must quickly find my wife!

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wolfpax181 92p · 629 weeks ago

Shawn is truly a gentleman. I asked nicely for another post for the weekend in the last post and he delivered. My hats off to you.

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Porecomesis 92p · 629 weeks ago

I dunno about you all but I hear that Spec Ops Spend Time Over The Line is gonna blow the previous books out of the water and into the stratosphere.

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HughbertReturns 101p · 629 weeks ago

So whilst we have these videogame Sr Suess imitations, can we have some tabletop imitations?
Horus hears a Who!
Yarrick the Maverick
The Black Legion Battul BOX
The Bluhd Rehven Geneseed and Other Lost Stories

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4 replies · active 629 weeks ago

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Scept 100p · 629 weeks ago

Oh look. You're not drunk anymore.

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HughbertReturns 101p · 629 weeks ago

BEHOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
I AM HUGHBERT
PRRRRROPHET OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE DARK GODS OF KAYOS HAVE GRANTED ME
GRRRRRRREAT FOOORESIIIIIIIGHT
I SEEEEEEEE.... I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE IMPERIUM OF ALPAAAR
WILLL CRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLE

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 629 weeks ago

Go home, Hughbert, you're sober.

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Porecomesis 92p · 629 weeks ago

Nice try.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 629 weeks ago

... I have decided how I'm going to fix my life from these images!

I'm going to Silent Hill to work out my issues.

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TheKingOfGraves 70p · 629 weeks ago

As much as I want you out of my house... No. Just no.

That place tears apart people who kill maybe one or two people by spawning a town full of monsters. I shudder to think of what will happen if you step into it.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 629 weeks ago

Too late, I already reserved the tickets. I'll be back after I let the demonic town sort out my issues!

See you later, everyone!

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TheKingOfGraves 70p · 629 weeks ago

Wait! Get back here!

...Mother of God, he left already? Oh this will not end well...

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KingStarscream 56p · 626 weeks ago

OH! The Things Man Was Not Meant to Know!

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AlparTheGreen on April 5th, 2013 6:31 pm

Strange, posting as "first" is widely considered to be lame, yet site encourages me to do it… Stalin prevention, maybe?
Kenpachi RAMASAMA on April 5th, 2013 6:41 pm

All the Hillers down in Silent Hill, liked living a lot.

But P-Head, who lived in Otherworld, did NOT.
ibbolia on April 5th, 2013 6:44 pm

I do not like politics as by Ayn Rand.
I do not like it, Andrew Ryan.
Alpar on April 5th, 2013 8:14 pm

<img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253735_532513916792023_827842456_n.jpg">

My childhood would've been 20% cooler with these stories…
UndeadLex on April 5th, 2013 9:48 pm

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/nPPIr.gif">
Alpar on April 5th, 2013 10:25 pm

I dunno about you all but I hear that Spec Ops Spend Time Over The Line is gonna blow the previous books out of the water and into the stratosphere.
wolfpax181 on April 5th, 2013 11:20 pm

Shawn is truly a gentleman. I asked nicely for another post for the weekend in the last post and he delivered. My hats off to you.
Hishmar on April 6th, 2013 5:04 am

and good night moon, suddenly takes a sinister turn with appropriate video game music[youtube e056R97svz8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
HughbertReturns on April 6th, 2013 7:00 am

So whilst we have these videogame Sr Suess imitations, can we have some tabletop imitations?
Horus hears a Who!
Yarrick the Maverick
The Black Legion Battul BOX
The Bluhd Rehven Geneseed and Other Lost Stories
Nick Alpar on April 6th, 2013 12:44 pm

As James Sunderland was exploring Silent Hill,
a sight he saw, made him feel quite ill.
As while James was busy escaping,
he saw Pyramid Head, a nurse was raping
Running in fear from his great big knife
James said I must quickly find my wife!
TheAceOfSkulls on April 7th, 2013 2:43 pm

… I have decided how I'm going to fix my life from these images!

I'm going to Silent Hill to work out my issues.
KingStarscream on April 25th, 2013 12:02 pm

OH! The Things Man Was Not Meant to Know!