Bro, do you even lift? A gritty realistic take on a classic Musclemon!
By farticulatematter

Realistic Musclekarp

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2013 · 8:41 AM

(108 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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Artistic, Bulking Up, Growth Spurt, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Weird

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Porecomesis on March 26th, 2013 8:58 am

Those muscles are truly larger than life.
Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 9:44 am

First of all, magikarps evolve via level-up at level twenty.

Secondly, Musclekarp cannot evolve further, as it is clearly at least level one hundred already.
SirNumel on March 26th, 2013 9:46 am

Bro, do you even splash?
Vabolo on March 26th, 2013 9:47 am

Guys, you gotta help me!

I tried getting it to use another move than Bulk-Up, but it won't even listen to me.

I HAVE ALL THE BADGES, AND IT'S TELLING ME I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
Wetmang on March 26th, 2013 10:31 am

Now just hook him up to the Muscle Musical Instrument!
<img src=http://community.vfs.com/oomph/wp-content/themes/vfsprogram/cache/e61e6ec5a7c998fe58a3ba21e1c317d7?src=%2Fwp-content%2Fblogs.dir%2F2%2Ffiles%2F2012%2F08%2Foldspice-screen-grab.jpg&q=80&w=640>
MasterLuigi452 on March 26th, 2013 1:06 pm

I will be honest with you.
This doesn't look that disturbing in the realistic view.
KZN02 on March 26th, 2013 1:49 pm

Those Rare Candies sure worked.
UndeadLex on March 26th, 2013 3:17 pm

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/xQWTUPI.jpg">
HughbertReturns on March 26th, 2013 4:29 pm

Dare ye imagine the next level of this foul beasts evolutioning?
Engy_with_hat on March 26th, 2013 10:41 pm

Magickarp is evolving into gara- NOPE Musclekarp
Musclekarp learned PUNCH.
Congratulations?
New data was added(?) to the poxedex
Soul Eater 676 on March 27th, 2013 1:16 am

Please no realistic Dicklet.

ANYTHING BUT THAT! I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PONY POST THAN THAT!
blargenth on March 27th, 2013 9:25 am

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Who lives in a weight lifting gym under the sea?!
Uzumakiclan43 on March 27th, 2013 3:54 pm

It's like its left eye is constantly searching for its next victim, focusing its right eye on you as it sucks your soul into its big, gaping black hole of a mouth.
Jimmy on March 27th, 2013 4:52 pm

<img src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7085872384/h1B7C8039/" length="400" width="400">

Trainin' everyday.
MetroidJunkie on March 28th, 2013 4:30 pm

If you fall asleep while Ripplypuff sings, you never wake back up.

<img src="http://fsa.zedge.net/scale.php?img=OS82LzUvMS8xLTg1OTkzMDQtOTY1MTc2OS5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=07d2730e9449eb7be482f2d3bc47239aa0d641bd" alt="Jigglypuff" width="240" height="320">
blizzarddemon on March 30th, 2013 1:02 am

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/47994…
dogman15 on March 30th, 2013 1:47 am

Oh my. Try killing it with fire!
dope92 on March 30th, 2013 11:32 am

hmmm…. relevant post.

let's see here. buff, weird, badass in it's own way…

AHA! BADASS IN IT'S OWN WAY!

RELEVANT POST IS GOOOOO!!

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*phew* there
Alpar on April 1st, 2013 10:20 am

…g-guys.

It's April Fails Day.
Shawn was supposed to have posted something by now…

He… he's just screwing around with us!
Halolz isn't dead he's just waiting to say April Fools thinking the site actually is!
R-right?!