Unsurprisingly the game never took off, since you had to throw your copy of the game away and buy a new one every time you died.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2013 · 9:27 AM |
Categories: Bungie, Cover Art, Drugs & Alcohol, Fashion Faux Pas, Halo, Microsoft, Obnoxious, Scumbag, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 52 Comments |
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Shawn I don't think April Fails is for until another five days.
Also obligatory Halo in mah Halolz joke.
I dunno man, ever since Yolo: Beach, it feels like they've been copying that other popular game; Call of Booty, Modern Whorefare.
So…Is the Covenant in this game a bunch of different christian churches trying to stop your partying ways?
It's nice that douchebags all wear the same stuff. It makes them easy to identify, and therefore easy to avoid.
Pfft, poser douchebag. He doesn't have a single DC logo on him.
I've said it once I'll say it again Yolo: The unsophisticated version of Carpe Diem
I know how the over-sized sunglasses would work, since they sort of serve the purpose of defeating the natural functions of the two items just to make Chief look cooler, but how do you get tattoos to stay on the MJOLNIR for at least an hour? Does it work like applying a decal on a car- Chief slaps the tattoo on his arm, splashes water, or does he hover an Energy Sword over it for a few minutes, then, boom?
YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos
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Hang on a minute…a Halo joke on a website named Halolz? I thought this was the kinda thing they wrote in books about ages past
Master Chief texting while driving a warthog #YOLO
No. I'm not wasting my 1000th comment on some yolo joke. I just won't let it happen…
Frick.
Recoil? What's that?
Needs more snap bracelets and energy drink logos.
No. No, Shawn. You don't know what you're doing.
You're better than this, Shawn.
We are defiantly going backwards if we are using the Xbox.
But I believe in her more:
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You Only Kiss Once
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I feel that this would be more appropriately applied to DayZ.
I broke my funnybone a while ago. Sorry.