Sylveon isn’t the only new Eevee evolution in town…
Be sure to evolve your own Do-You-Even-Lifteon!
This evolution has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

Sylveon’s Male Evolution

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 6, 2013 · 9:05 AM

(154 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Alpwan 101p · 631 weeks ago

Sylveon is actually kinda scary, when you think about it...
"Why?" you ask?
Well:

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sims796 79p · 631 weeks ago

Second most arousing thing I've read today.

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Alpwan 101p · 631 weeks ago

Eevlex Louis Armstrong
Caring nature.
Eevlex is a very softhearted and emotional pokémon; he can quickly burst into tears of sorrow, compassion or joy! Eevlex likes to flex, and hug those who are standing close to him, which in combination may cause unintentional harm.

*edit*
I didn't notice the "This evolution has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!" at first... was it always there?

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6 replies · active 631 weeks ago

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SolarPonyDjango 92p · 631 weeks ago

A CHALLENGER APPEARS. But I couldn't find a Sig Curtis Male Sylveon... hummmmmm

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 631 weeks ago

Firgured this could use more manliness.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 631 weeks ago

Fun fact: It is one of the few pokemon in the world to wear a shirt. Only to immediately rip it off.

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Hyze 107p · 631 weeks ago

"THIS TM HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN in THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!"

Edit: Nuts, beat me to it by at least 2 hours. Mah bad.

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ibbolia 100p · 631 weeks ago

THIS MEME HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE HALOLZ LINE FOR GENERATIONS.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 631 weeks ago

Looks like a Dudleevee to me.

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Vabolo 118p · 631 weeks ago

After SNOOPINGAS USUAL, I've found the source artist of this magnificient image: Aranda Dill, of arandadill.tumblr.com. Remember kids, if you repost an image online and don't give credit to the artist, that's no good!

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Vabolo 118p · 631 weeks ago

Seriously though, Shawn. You might wanna give credit where it is due, or suffer the CONSEQUENCES OF INTERNET INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THEFT!

(a few angry emails from devout fans, and a very brief sentiment of moral ambiguity)

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Dr. Enforcicle 97p · 631 weeks ago

>Armstrong
>muscles
>dat face

Nice job giving me bad memories, guys.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 631 weeks ago

I forgot if he was in the second or third game but I noticed that if you pay attention at the end of the game immediately before that one he appears on a pamphlet near the end of the game after the last trial is over.

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AgileZero 72p · 631 weeks ago

Whenever I see him, I imagine that his hairy armpits smelled of roses..........

.......Not that I always do that......

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 631 weeks ago

"This guy looks like he just got off of the trolly from the land of make-believe."
-Pheonix Wright
Making Mr. Roger's Neighborhood references since 2004.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 631 weeks ago

Annnnnnd now I'm remembering the clown... Oh the pain he caused.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 631 weeks ago

But did you remember how awesome his music was?

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Dr. Enforcicle 97p · 631 weeks ago

Not related but whatever.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 631 weeks ago

That face...I've seen it before...

OH GOD WHY?!?

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combatbeaver 94p · 631 weeks ago

h-how did you get THAT from this?

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AgileZero 72p · 631 weeks ago

Ah, that guy from the Blue Pegasus Guild. Always reminds me of what it means to be a man.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 631 weeks ago

Transitive property I believe...especially since Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki has a cat-like counterpart, Nichiya. Then you just go to pokemon.

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 631 weeks ago

At this rate, we're likely to have buff versions of every pokemon.

Not sure whether this is a good or bad thing, really.

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KZN02 92p · 631 weeks ago

Well, we already had some here.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 631 weeks ago

Ah, good ol' Musclekar-
*Just remembered that Musclekarp wears a speedo*
...

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A_R_ 88p · 631 weeks ago

Gotta buff 'em all!

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DeceptiveDRHOBO 67p · 631 weeks ago

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Hyze 107p · 631 weeks ago

If they really wanted the male Eevolution to be more representative of the current generation's Y chromosomes, they should have made the tail a pony instead.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 631 weeks ago

Speaking of chromosomes...and genetics...

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Leo E. 114p · 631 weeks ago

Please, everyone knows that thing is the bastard offspring of Skyla and an Eevee.

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AgileZero 72p · 631 weeks ago

Now I cannot unsee. WHY!!!!!

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Scept 100p · 631 weeks ago

Now, now, let's not bring ponies into this when they're not warranted... wouldn't want Soul losing his sh*t, would we?

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Squikker2001 93p · 631 weeks ago

But it's fun(ny)!

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SpectralSheep 87p · 631 weeks ago

Plus if he does, I get a second chance at posting Hazama gifs!

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Hareoic 88p · 631 weeks ago

The second one doesn't have enough fists.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 631 weeks ago

So Shawn. It just happens to be Wednesday at the moment and I don't see a Wolf O'Donnel related post. I'm sure you understand where I am going with this.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 631 weeks ago

I think this is less a different evolution as it is a gender difference between the one evolution.

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Leo E. 114p · 631 weeks ago

Reminds me of Haggar.

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sims796 79p · 631 weeks ago

So...new addition of the MuscleMon family?

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bravesaintsaturn 68p · 631 weeks ago

But is he tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon?

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CrusaderEXE 92p · 631 weeks ago

And does he see why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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Master_Chief177 47p · 631 weeks ago

of course...he's a monly mon that does monly things....why wouldn't he?

great...that was probably alot less funny than i thought it would be...

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Icesickle97 79p · 631 weeks ago

Honestly, I can only, see Jessie and James out of this.

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Hareoic on March 6th, 2013 9:22 am

The second one doesn't have enough fists.
Hyze on March 6th, 2013 9:24 am

If they really wanted the male Eevolution to be more representative of the current generation's Y chromosomes, they should have made the tail a pony instead.
Arch_Evil_Angel on March 6th, 2013 9:37 am

At this rate, we're likely to have buff versions of every pokemon.

Not sure whether this is a good or bad thing, really.
Caelun_Niveus on March 6th, 2013 10:48 am

I think this is less a different evolution as it is a gender difference between the one evolution.
Jimmy on March 6th, 2013 11:00 am

That face…I've seen it before…
<img src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111009084703/fairytail/images/3/36/Ichiya_anime.jpg" length="400" width="400">

OH GOD WHY?!?
<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130104113344/fairytail/images/thumb/c/cc/Erza_remeets_Ichiya.jpg/640px-Erza_remeets_Ichiya.jpg"" length="400" width="400">
Oddwan on March 6th, 2013 11:09 am

<img src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8572/eeveearmstrong.jpg">Eevlex Louis Armstrong
Caring nature.
Eevlex is a very softhearted and emotional pokémon; he can quickly burst into tears of sorrow, compassion or joy! Eevlex likes to flex, and hug those who are standing close to him, which in combination may cause unintentional harm.

*edit*
I didn't notice the "This evolution has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!" at first… was it always there?
xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 6th, 2013 11:11 am

So Shawn. It just happens to be Wednesday at the moment and I don't see a Wolf O'Donnel related post. I'm sure you understand where I am going with this.
Dr. Enforcicle on March 6th, 2013 12:26 pm

>Armstrong
>muscles
>dat face

<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100401194554/aceattorney/images/6/66/Armstrong-damage.gif">

Nice job giving me bad memories, guys.
Vabolo on March 6th, 2013 12:28 pm

After SNOOPINGAS USUAL, I've found the source artist of this magnificient image: Aranda Dill, of arandadill.tumblr.com. Remember kids, if you repost an image online and don't give credit to the artist, that's no good!
Leo E. on March 6th, 2013 2:38 pm

Reminds me of Haggar.
Oddwan on March 6th, 2013 3:37 pm

Sylveon is actually kinda scary, when you think about it…
"Why?" you ask?
Well:<img src="http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/2183.png" height="300" width="425">
sims796 on March 6th, 2013 6:05 pm

So…new addition of the MuscleMon family?
The Fool on the Hill on March 7th, 2013 11:39 am

But is he tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon?
Icesickle97 on March 7th, 2013 3:43 pm

Honestly, I can only, see Jessie and James out of this.