<a href="http://www.halolz.com/2013/03/04/the-lord-of-the-ocarinas/" rel="bookmark">The Lord of the Ocarinas

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Vabolo 118p · 635 weeks ago

Might as well just post this here

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Brings up a good question. Why DO we let that damn thief come along with us? We're not ALL trying to steal gold from a dragon or something.

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Vabolo 118p · 635 weeks ago

He's the only guy who has the Player's Handbook.

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Can Gandalf even gain XP at this point? I'm pretty sure he's hit the level cap.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 635 weeks ago

He's workin' one of the Fire Emblem means of leveling up.

Surpass class level cap? Promotion!

Gandalf has been promoted to "the White"!

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Hatley96 98p · 635 weeks ago

One does not simply walk into Gerudo Valley.

Which is why they're on horses.

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Maybe Ganondalf should summon those goddamn Loftwings so we can drop this stupid Triforce into Death Mountain already. Thanks for nothing, asshole. >:|

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 635 weeks ago

You can't simply walk into most places. Often times you need to open a door, or use a key, or pay a toll, or drive there, or be a really important person.

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ibbolia 100p · 635 weeks ago

In fact, by foot Mordor is probably the most accessible place, being designed by engineers with a penchant for smashing over delaying smashing.

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 635 weeks ago

Although it could still work if you remove the "got"

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This is maybe the third time in, what, five submissions? How many more spelling mistakes is he going to make?

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 635 weeks ago

Part of me thinks that Shawn is doing it on purpose, either to troll us or keep us on our toes.

Still, another part of me thinks he just doesn't give a shit about spelling and grammar on the internet anymore.

The last part of me is craving tacos right about now.

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Porecomesis 92p · 634 weeks ago

I hate tacos. I prefer tortillas.

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 634 weeks ago

You know what? I'm an understanding guy. I'll compromise with you. How about (now, follow me on this), how about (you ready for this?)...tacos...ok? Tacos...made with tortillas INSTEAD of taco shells! Eh? EH?!

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Porecomesis 92p · 634 weeks ago

... Alright then... I guess. I mean, the problem I have with tacos is that they're so messy because the shells break too easily.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 635 weeks ago

Shawn, in accordance with my promise to mention this on every post until you post a Wolf O'Donnel related submission.

Bring back Wolf Wednesdays.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 635 weeks ago

But Wolf doesn't let Shawn to do that...

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 635 weeks ago

What's that? You're offering me your support? Well thanks!

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In a tree in a forest, there lived a Kokiri. Not a nasty, dirty tree, filled with the remains of long-dead Skulltula, nor yet a old, talking, curmudgeon-y tree. It was a Kokiri-tree, and that means comfort.

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blargenth 93p · 635 weeks ago

RELEVANT

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Armetron 98p · 635 weeks ago

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

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Vabolo 118p · 635 weeks ago

But there are two rings in that picture.

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Can you not read? The rings clearly say "It's dangerous to go alone". Evidently, the One Ring took this advice to heart and brought his friend, the One Other Ring.

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Together they form the Handcuffs of Destiny.

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How kinky.

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Yeah, just wait until I introduce you to her! Destiny is one foxy babe.

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I'm good, thank you.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 635 weeks ago

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Until you listen to Kaepora Gaebora give a long-ass tutorial that you'll most likely restart over and over again.

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deleted1342352 129p · 635 weeks ago

Marin Malon sure hasn't aged well...

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 635 weeks ago

Gandalf is so awesome, he doesn't even need a ocarina to summon his horse.

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Numberplay 92p · 635 weeks ago

You have my sword http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090808014...
and my bow http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/5/50/Bow_ALttP.pn...
and my HOOKSHOT WOOOOOOOO

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Oh boy, last time somebody told me I had their sword, I was in for a bit of a surprise. See, it turns out, sword is actually a euphemism for a man's genitalia. Yeah. I never was able to finish A Link to the Past because of this. Everyone kept telling me "Seek out the Master Sword deep in the sacred grove," and I was like "I just learned what "sword" meant, I don't think I want to know what you mean by "sacred grove..."

However, I will say that I'd accept a piece of Gimli's axe any day.

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wolfpax181 92p · 635 weeks ago

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Hail Dragonborn!

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 635 weeks ago

Now I'm imagining Ian MacKellan whistling the tune of the Song of Storms just as I'm trying to get it out of my head... Shawn, you magnificent bastard, you...

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 635 weeks ago

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One Balrog matchup I've always wanted to see is Balrog (from Street Fighter) vs. Balrog. Only one thing about that match is certain: Balrog is going to emerge the victor.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 635 weeks ago

What about
Balrog (from Street Fighter) vs Balrog (from Street Fighter) ?

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I SMELL A THREE WAY.

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Th3l4st0ne 80p · 635 weeks ago

Don't forget Balrog the Toaster!

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Porecomesis 92p · 634 weeks ago

HUZZAH!

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GazzyW007 94p · 634 weeks ago

Guess we won't be needing those tapes anymore. Want me to get rid of them?