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Spontaneous Human Combusken

Why did the Pokemon Trainer cross the road?
TO SHOW YOU HIS FINAL FORM

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 1, 2013 · 12:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (242 votes, average: 2.68 out of 5)
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Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Storytime/Wordplay, Weird

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There was an amazing joke about Spontaneous First Posting Stalin but the comment counter lied to me.

Dammit.
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4 replies · active 635 weeks ago


NO ONE EXPECTS THE HUMAN COMBUSKEN!
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Good 'eevee'ning everyone
I must 'axew' where the classic Pokepuns are.
I am 'absol'utely dissapointed; completely 'onyx'ceptable.
I mean 'ekans'ee where they might get old for some people, but some others used to think they were 'deino'mite, others thinking they were even a 'serperior' form of humor.
As for this post, 'audino' what I'm going on about, I'll let you be the judge.
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3 replies · active 635 weeks ago
I'm not sure if I'd peck this as the latest submission but at least you weren't too chicken to post it. While it wasn't fowl you may be egged on in the comments. This joke won't rule the roost, you may be clucking at straws here. I'm just winging it now, I don't think I can stretch these puns any feather.
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1 reply · active 635 weeks ago
How much gasoline do I need to burn it to death?
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13 replies · active 635 weeks ago


No
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1 reply · active 634 weeks ago
I like the pun, don't get me wrong. The delivery of it was terrible, though.
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I'm sorry, I know it's a pun, but seriously, Where's the funny?
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4 replies · active 635 weeks ago


Don't you mean not a-MEW-sed?!?!

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Shawn's caption is funnier than the picture. For Arceus' sake, pick up your game, picture source.
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1 reply · active 635 weeks ago
Now that me shuckle... darn Vabolo got that one.
Screw it I'm not chicken enough to back down. Dammit Soapdish did it...
Let's see... This burns me so much it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth. GAWDAMMIT! That's both Soapdish and Vabolo!
Um... Uh... Blaze Kick?
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Normally I'd say kill it with fire, but that wouldn't be as efficient. All things considered, drown it.
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2 replies · active 635 weeks ago
I'm lost. Am I the only one?
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8 replies · active 635 weeks ago
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Meh. You'll get that classic Sims wit on a better post.
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