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Shyguys Burgers and Fries

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2013 · 1:05 PM

(140 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Artistic, Merchandise, Nintendo, Now We're Cookin', Off Duty, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats, Yoshi's Island

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deleted5232201 99p · 638 weeks ago

And here he is after 5 years of the Shy-Guy Diet. . .

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straYDoubter 91p · 638 weeks ago

That's funny, Yoshi's been on the Shy Guy diet for years, and he's in great shape! Must be a fast metabolism.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 638 weeks ago

Don't you know? Yoshi is like a tribble. Most of his metabolism goes toward reproductive functions.

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Spencer 119p · 638 weeks ago

Augh, where'd you learn to fry those burgers, truck driving school?!

MAKE IT AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
AND AGAIN.
UNTIL YOU GET THOSE 30 SECONDS RIGHT YOU CASUAL.

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straYDoubter 91p · 638 weeks ago

Worth all of the time wasted.
(Also, did anybody else purposely make a cake that substituted every single ingredient with cleanser just to mess with the finicky fatass?)

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gAmer_Matt 75p · 638 weeks ago

Who DIDN'T screw up on purpose during that mini-game? If you did it correctly the first time you have no soul.

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 638 weeks ago

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straYDoubter 91p · 638 weeks ago

Be careful! When you bite Wendy's fries, they bite back!
(...Wait a second, that's a whole other restaurant, isn't it?)

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Jerach 86p · 638 weeks ago

I think he's saying when you bite "these" fries.

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straYDoubter 91p · 638 weeks ago

Ahem.
I guess it was a pretty obscure reference.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 638 weeks ago

Alright I'm gonna say it to get it out of my system.

Me and my sister absolutely LOVE shy guy. His little squeek he does in MP4-6 made us always love him when we were kids.

Plus, the mask was uber cute back in the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this?

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Spencer 119p · 638 weeks ago

Welcome to every kid that played a Mario game ever and felt that way about just any Mario creature.

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straYDoubter 91p · 638 weeks ago

Except Chain Chomp. And Porcupuffer. And that damn piano with teeth.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 638 weeks ago

Chain Chomp is cute too!
It's like a dog made of metal and is a ball with a chain.

They're just like real puppies. They're so obnoxious it hurts, but they're freaking cute.

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