“That princess deserves her revenge, and the mushroom kingdom deserves to die.”
By SHAY LEI

KILL BULLET BILL

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2013 · 10:18 AM

(140 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)

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Artistic, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Movies, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Swordplay

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 639 weeks ago

You guys ever played that Kill Bill game?

You know, Left 4 Dead: the Sacrifice?

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Spencer 119p · 639 weeks ago

HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha...

....that's not funny ;_;

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SirNumel 97p · 639 weeks ago

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Alpwan 101p · 639 weeks ago

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 639 weeks ago

Is it funny or is it sad?
What do you think Bill? Maybe BOTH? hahahaha

Oh... that's right....never mind.

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Earl the Lemon 79p · 639 weeks ago

I guess Chris Redfield won't be need for approval

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Vabolo 118p · 639 weeks ago

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 639 weeks ago

But, but.... I always play Bill...

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ibbolia 100p · 639 weeks ago

You didn't think it'd be that easy did yo-

Yeah. for a second there. I kinda did.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 639 weeks ago

Guys, we already have a Mario movie!

ohgodpleasedon'tkillme

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 639 weeks ago

I don't get it. All I see is a giant blank image that seems to reassure me that the world is a bright and happy place without a terrible, terrible movie.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 639 weeks ago

We don't speak of such evils...

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Vabolo 118p · 639 weeks ago

I really don't get all the flack this movie got; I've been avoiding it for the last forever, but one fateful night last summer, at a party with friends, we (they) decided to watch it, against (my) better judgement.

Let me tell you, it enters the realm of so bad it's bad it's hilarious.

If it weren't for my fear of permanent brain damage, I'd organize a Super Mario Bros. Movie night every year.

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wolfpax181 92p · 639 weeks ago

That movie was great!

...when I was like 10.

Thankfully all I can remember is giant dancing guys with mushroom heads that later rode down a frozen vent pipe on a mattress.

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SaintRCat 70p · 639 weeks ago

So that's what Super Princess Peach would be like if I had invented the Fing Longer.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

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Earl the Lemon 79p · 639 weeks ago

Next up on halolz, "The girl with the Sheikian Tattoo"

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 639 weeks ago

While a good movie, I preferred Inglorious Plummers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00

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Vabolo 118p · 639 weeks ago

I was gonna correct you on "Plummers", but then I remembered they spell it "Basterds".

You're off the hook for now.

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straYDoubter 91p · 639 weeks ago

This is a pretty anticlimactic way to end two movies' worth of the gnarliest ass-kicking I've ever seen in my life.

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HughbertReturns 101p · 639 weeks ago

Damnit Shawn, now I have to go watch the movie to fully understand the jokes
Yes, if I can't understand the joke, it isn't funny to me
Yes, yes I need to have it explained to me
No, no, no don't you even think about linking that particular TvTropes article young man

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Scept 100p · 639 weeks ago

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

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straYDoubter 91p · 639 weeks ago

Thank you for complying. (Wrong link, buddy.)

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Scept 100p · 639 weeks ago

Oh, you mean this one?

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straYDoubter 91p · 639 weeks ago

Yes, I meant that one, but more importantly, that other guy meant that one.

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dope92 94p · 639 weeks ago

and exactly how is there no porn for this?

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Scept 100p · 639 weeks ago

*slaps dope*
Don't. Tempt. Fate. Or Zoe.

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Vabolo 118p · 639 weeks ago

FOOLS.

Every time you invite Zoe with your perverse sexual lust for pornographic imagery, she'll pull a monkey paw deal on you.

Remember last time, with the Oak/Misty thing she posted? If you ask for some application of the thirty-fourth rule to this image, she surely won't try to appease your hormone-soaked eyes with what you seek, but rather she'll find some horrifyingly-detailed and well-executed digital drawing of Bullet Bill busting a blushing bishounen Bowser's behind.

THINK BEFORE SUMMONING HER WITH YOUR DARK DESIRES.

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SpectralSheep 87p · 639 weeks ago

Oddly specific vision of what she'll do...

I dunno does anyone even react to her posts these days?

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straYDoubter 91p · 639 weeks ago

They do if the porn artist in question sucks at drawing. Or were you not there at the aforementioned Misty/Oak piece here?

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Scept 100p · 639 weeks ago

Remember Tikal/my waifu? Yeah...

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Spencer 119p · 639 weeks ago

Peach has a bit of a man face going on there. Guess she's finally turning into one after Mario had to save her all those times.

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Porecomesis 92p · 639 weeks ago

Bullet Bill appears! However, Peach was floating above his spawn point for this opportunity so she then drops down and knocks him out in one hit.

Makes you wonder what the sword was for.

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forgehe 77p · 639 weeks ago

sword for all the goombas and koopas bullet bill hired to kill peach

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MasqueNoMercy on January 28th, 2013 10:46 am

what about m night shroomalan? he had some good movies, i liked the 6th castle. then he went downhill after lakitu in the water
straYDoubter on January 28th, 2013 11:09 am

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/xChEt.gif">
This is a pretty anticlimactic way to end two movies' worth of the gnarliest ass-kicking I've ever seen in my life.
Arch_Evil_Angel on January 28th, 2013 1:10 pm

While a good movie, I preferred Inglorious Plummers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00
ibbolia on January 28th, 2013 1:15 pm

You didn't think it'd be that easy did yo-
<img src="http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j41/deadsylegion8091/BowserDefeat.gif">

Yeah. for a second there. I kinda did.
Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2013 1:17 pm

You guys ever played that Kill Bill game?

You know, Left 4 Dead: the Sacrifice?
SaintRCat on January 28th, 2013 2:11 pm

So that's what Super Princess Peach would be like if I had invented the Fing Longer.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.
HughbertReturns on January 28th, 2013 2:40 pm

Damnit Shawn, now I have to go watch the movie to fully understand the jokes
Yes, if I can't understand the joke, it isn't funny to me
Yes, yes I need to have it explained to me
No, no, no don't you even think about linking that particular TvTropes article young man
TheRealKirby on January 28th, 2013 3:45 pm

Reservoir Koopas, I believe, is one of his best works.
Alpar on January 28th, 2013 3:55 pm

Peach has a bit of a man face going on there. Guess she's finally turning into one after Mario had to save her all those times.
SpectralSheep on January 28th, 2013 4:19 pm

Guys, we already have a Mario movie!

<img src="http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/111/1119827/10-ways-to-make-a-good-mario-movie-20100913071627483.jpg" img></IMG>

ohgodpleasedon'tkillme
Porecomesis on January 28th, 2013 5:50 pm

Bullet Bill appears! However, Peach was floating above his spawn point for this opportunity so she then drops down and knocks him out in one hit.

Makes you wonder what the sword was for.
Earl the Lemon on January 28th, 2013 8:23 pm

Next up on halolz, "The girl with the Sheikian Tattoo"
dope92 on January 29th, 2013 11:48 pm

and exactly how is there no porn for this?