Diablo III Store Review

78 Comments

1. Dycro on November 26th, 2012 2:17 am
   

   NOTICE: Internet connection required for play.

   NOTICE: A Battle.net account is required to use this software.

   NOTICE: Online interactions not rated by the ESRB.
2. Pie Row on November 26th, 2012 2:18 am
   

   Also known as every pc game ever. (Just replace Satan with the antagonist)
3. Treeman574 on November 26th, 2012 2:21 am
   

   Still doesn't beat Troll Phelps
   <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/halolz-dot-com-modernwarfare3-review.jpg&quot; />
4. blargenth on November 26th, 2012 2:33 am
   

   B.BB..B.B.b..but…

   <img src="http://lifestore.typepad.com/.a/6a013480ec4aff970c0133f5163fde970b-pi&quot; height="400" width="400">

   WHICH ONE DO I PRESS?!
5. Sonicsmash2 on November 26th, 2012 2:57 am
   

   Sorta like Minesweeper!
   Click on stuff until Mines show up!
6. Porecomesis on November 26th, 2012 5:46 am
   

   Hungry Hungry Hippos can summon Satan now?
7. Nick Soapdish on November 26th, 2012 6:00 am
   

   Scrub out that extra L in black marker. No one will know that you misspelled until.
8. Dr. Enforcicle on November 26th, 2012 7:05 am
   

   DIABLO 3

   RATED 5 PENTAGRAMS
9. Happy on November 26th, 2012 7:21 am
   

   Haha, and hey, look what came up from rooting around the source comments
10. wolfpax181 on November 26th, 2012 8:07 am
    

    Please don't hate me for being serious for a moment!

    Lots of people have complained that it's not enough like Diablo 2. That honestly confuses the hell out of me, mostly because I found 2 and 3 so similar that I felt more like I was slogging through yet another expansion for 2 that just pulled a WoW and reworked the skill system.

    I ask you, unbiased (see I'm even complimenting you!) posters of Halolz, am I the one really looking through rose colored glasses? Or is it the people screaming D3 is so horrible and different from 2?
11. ChaoticButerfly on November 26th, 2012 8:49 am
    

    Dude, I really liked the part in the game where I clicked my mouse. Don't you guys think that part was the best?
12. gameboy_nate on November 26th, 2012 11:10 am
    

    That's just a review of the internet in general.

    *clicks submit comment*

    OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE
13. HughbertEsq on November 26th, 2012 12:02 pm
    

    Then after you've clicked Satan…. what do you do then?
14. k3man on November 26th, 2012 1:14 pm
    

    5 stars!?!? But there's only 4 acts!!! HERESY!! BLASPHEMY!! EXTERMINATUS!!!
    <img src="http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx324/suetakefan/HeresyStamp.png&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"/>
15. venomgod on November 26th, 2012 1:31 pm
    

    I remember saying something along the same lines when i was watching my brother play it a week after its release. He replied "conceptually."
16. Hishmar on November 26th, 2012 3:49 pm
    

    I understand the joke, I've always sort of been opposed to it. I feel like whenever I see it its like people are criticizing a computer game for using the mouse as the main controller, which is pretty much every game on PC, mice are really good for controlling games.
17. Luken Delzeal on November 26th, 2012 5:33 pm
    

    More like Diablo PEE
18. Juggernaut470 on November 26th, 2012 8:13 pm
    

    I bet it's like Sacred, where the only difficulty is making a build that renders you completely invisible by level 25!

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