It wouldn’t be Scream Fortress 2 without some great new Soldier voice acting! Of course the other characters have a few good lines too…

[AUDIO] Scream Fortress 2012 Audio Clips

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2012 · 11:13 PM

(73 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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Audio Clips, Halloween, Holidays, PC, Rage Enducing, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 653 weeks ago

I want to have a beer with the Bombinomicon.

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ibbolia 100p · 653 weeks ago

I think he'd like a kamikaze.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

How would he drink though?

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

Loudly, I presume.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

I just realized that a magic book that can conjure up explosives near highly flammable liquids like alcohol is a really, REALLY bad idea.

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

You wouldn't want to sulfur the consequences.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 653 weeks ago

And now a pun chain is going to blow up in our faces.

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

Hey, it's a Nobel cause for a comment if I ever saw one.

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 652 weeks ago

Just hope he didn't have any burritos. His farts will be quite explosive.

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Cloak 93p · 652 weeks ago

Careful with those insults, he may believe in an eye for an eye.

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k3man 87p · 651 weeks ago

He might have some explosive diarrhea.

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forgehe 77p · 651 weeks ago

your a bit late

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ibbolia 100p · 653 weeks ago

You'd think a man of science like the Medic would be more upset at the bastardization of the laws of physics that Merasmus performs. After all, the Medic is better at it.

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KZN02 92p · 653 weeks ago

Would the Engineer be more appropriate?

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ibbolia 100p · 653 weeks ago

The Medic takes what shouldn't even be possible and turns it into a weapon. The human body is a mere plaything to him, ready to unlock its secrets to him when he puts more and more "perfectly safe healing chemicals" into his patients.

The engineer puts his efforts toward his job as a mercenary,

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 653 weeks ago

I think that's WHY he likes it.
He's all
"HOLY CRAP HOW CAN I DO THAT?!"

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Gamerofloz 67p · 653 weeks ago

Player Merasmus was banned Reason: Micspamming 'MORTIS LOMDISTDIDAS!'

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HughbertEsq 98p · 653 weeks ago

"Hey-ey it's me! Shawninomicon, Pow ZOOP!, your forums are back! Off I go"

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straYDoubter 91p · 653 weeks ago

This made me laugh so hard I pooped in my pumpkin pants.

Oh, you too?

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE!

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k3man 87p · 653 weeks ago

I guess soldier's having a real BLAST with his roommate.

Oh god kill me now...

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KZN02 92p · 653 weeks ago

Medic: Later.

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

They had to live together until the housing BOOM.

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Scept 100p · 653 weeks ago

Be careful with the plumbing, though. They don't handle EXPLOSIVE diarrhea very well.
...
*goes back to the Corner O' Shame*

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 653 weeks ago

Medic's first couple lines accurately reflect my frustration with this event.

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Hareoic 88p · 653 weeks ago

And the last event. And the one before that. And the one before that...

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 653 weeks ago

I suppose I was holding the Valve servers to unrealistic standards...

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ibbolia 100p · 652 weeks ago

This is the third event after all. Valve-wait, Valve? Third event? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 653 weeks ago

...yup.
Best Scream Fortress so far.

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deleted5232201 99p · 653 weeks ago

A bomb has possessed someone's head? I think I've heard of this scenario before...

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MexicanJuice 85p · 653 weeks ago

Really. I'M gonna be the one who has to do this one? Very well...

HEY, IT'S ME, THE BOMBINOMICON! LET'S GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TEE-TEES WITH MY COUSIN NIKO!

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

DANGIT BOMBINOMICON! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO FREAKING BOWLING!

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 653 weeks ago

OKAY PROF. LUIGI, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 653 weeks ago

That Bombinomicon sounds vaguely New Jersey... Wait a minute...
CALL OFF THE HURRICANE WEATHER MAGICIANS!
THERE'S HOPE FOR NEW JERSEY YET!

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deleted4255780 73p · 653 weeks ago

Merasmus stop taking jobs from American hurricanes!

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 653 weeks ago

"Darkness falls across the land, the dancing hour is close at hand..."

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

We are obligated to inform you that this next storm is very dangerous.
In order to help you stay optimistic in the face of almost certain death, Gangnam Style will be deployed in 3...2...1.

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Gratuitous Lurking 61p · 653 weeks ago

"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus...
For no fool mortal can resist, the magic of MERASMUS!"

Oh valve u so silleh

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

I wish the demoman would stop talking about his wee head.

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Deep Thought 105p · 653 weeks ago

The fairy heavy may be my favorite thing they've done yet.

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deleted4255780 73p · 653 weeks ago

If Merasmus really wanted to scare the Soldier he should have just started reading...while he is forced to dance *evil laugh*.

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

Dear glob, I can't tell which one is my favourite. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD.

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Gratuitous Lurking 61p · 653 weeks ago

By far my favorites are the 'everyone uber+ALL the buffs' parts of Merasamus's speech.

'YOU ARE GOOOOOOODS!!! - woah woah wait what? Why did I even put that one on there?!?"

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 653 weeks ago

Scout: Oh god, my head is huge!

Oh my god......

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 653 weeks ago

What are you trying to point out here?

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Vabolo 118p · 653 weeks ago

That Scout has a huge head.

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 652 weeks ago

Rain....of JARATE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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straYDoubter 91p · 652 weeks ago

I just saw Wreck-It Ralph. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't seen it, but the plot twist is sooooooo....much better than this.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 652 weeks ago

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm so calling it.
That little girl is actually the main villan all along.

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ibbolia on October 29th, 2012 11:28 pm

You'd think a man of science like the Medic would be more upset at the bastardization of the laws of physics that Merasmus performs. After all, the Medic is better at it.
Soul Eater 676 on October 29th, 2012 11:28 pm

Scout: Oh god, my head is huge!

<img src=http://jackygalichon.edublogs.org/files/2011/05/wtf-face-2crsqn0-300x251.png>

<img src=http://tf2chan.net/fanart/src/134827313969.png>

<img src=http://waystomakealiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Oh-no.jpg>

<img src=http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1310/tf2scoutpsychosmirkwide.png>

Oh my god……
EliminatorZigma on October 29th, 2012 11:31 pm

I want to have a beer with the Bombinomicon.
k3man on October 30th, 2012 12:27 am

I guess soldier's having a real BLAST with his roommate.

Oh god kill me now…
Redzeroine on October 30th, 2012 12:37 am

A bomb has possessed someone's head? I think I've heard of this scenario before…
<img src="http://gifsoup.com/view/599592/evil-dead-o.gif">
MasterLuigi452 on October 30th, 2012 3:03 am

…yup.
Best Scream Fortress so far.
Gamerofloz on October 30th, 2012 4:40 am

Player Merasmus was banned Reason: Micspamming 'MORTIS LOMDISTDIDAS!'
TomQuoVadis on October 30th, 2012 9:56 am

Medic's first couple lines accurately reflect my frustration with this event.
Deep Thought on October 30th, 2012 10:30 am

The fairy heavy may be my favorite thing they've done yet.
HughbertEsq on October 30th, 2012 11:08 am

That Bombinomicon sounds vaguely New Jersey… Wait a minute…
CALL OFF THE HURRICANE WEATHER MAGICIANS!
THERE'S HOPE FOR NEW JERSEY YET!
HughbertEsq on October 30th, 2012 11:09 am

"Hey-ey it's me! Shawninomicon, Pow ZOOP!, your forums are back! Off I go"
Teleporting Rock on October 30th, 2012 12:21 pm

If Merasmus really wanted to scare the Soldier he should have just started reading…while he is forced to dance *evil laugh*.
Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 1:58 pm

Dear glob, I can't tell which one is my favourite. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD.
Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 2:06 pm

I wish the demoman would stop talking about his wee head.
MexicanJuice on October 30th, 2012 7:10 pm

Really. I'M gonna be the one who has to do this one? Very well…

HEY, IT'S ME, THE BOMBINOMICON! LET'S GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TEE-TEES WITH MY COUSIN NIKO!
GanjalfTheGreen on October 30th, 2012 9:04 pm

OKAY PROF. LUIGI, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME!
Gratuitous Lurking on October 30th, 2012 10:58 pm

By far my favorites are the 'everyone uber+ALL the buffs' parts of Merasamus's speech.

'YOU ARE GOOOOOOODS!!! -- woah woah wait what? Why did I even put that one on there?!?"
Master_Xehanort on November 1st, 2012 12:48 am

Rain….of JARATE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
straYDoubter on November 3rd, 2012 12:37 am

I just saw Wreck-It Ralph. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't seen it, but the plot twist is sooooooo….much better than rel="nofollow">this.
Xidphel on November 4th, 2012 2:37 pm

All right, Gaben's not even trying to be subtle any more. Or maybe he still is, in which case: wow, that's kind of sad. Either way, I'm getting the feeling he's trying to troll us.