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MEWTWO IS THE WORLDS MOST POWERFUL POKEMON

Maybe he just likes it in there? I mean who wouldn’t want to live in the bottom of a dark musty cave full of Zubats?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 25, 2012 · 4:29 AM 
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Simple: That person is Gandalf.

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3 replies · active 653 weeks ago
inb4 "Congratulations! Your Gandalf the Grey evolved into Gandalf the White!"
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Too bad Gary's SARUMAN THE WHITE evolved into SARUMAN THE MANY-COLORED
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WORMTONGUE used KNIFE! It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Man now I want to see the LOTR books rewritten as Pokemon battles whenever possible...
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The afro...you can not escape its power...

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8 replies · active 653 weeks ago
I'd like to see Batman's utility belt do this:
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Does... does his fro CRUMBLE when he pulls those guns out?
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Wait... is that Goshūshō-sama Ninomiya-kun I see?
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I always thought it looked more like one of these

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Wait...
WHAT IF THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE GOING FOR THE WHOLE TIME?
(I'd throw in a Conspiracy Keanu but I'm too lazy to remember how to embed images)
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< img src= insertpictureURLhere.whatever >
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Thanks, I'll write this down and tape it to my monitor this time.
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Makes sense.

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couldn't resist
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Erm... I can't think of anything to say. Maybe he likes being around failed versions of himself?


Also, does the site look broken for anyone else?
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1 reply · active 653 weeks ago
Wait, what?
Mew isn't found in the cave. Nor does it live under a truck. And if that cloning thing is true, why differ the moves of Mew and Mewtwo so much. Especially, how can Mewtwo be not able to learn Transform?
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I guess ash followed the same sort of logic.
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2 replies · active 653 weeks ago
From the desk of Saxton Hale,

I hear there's a ten year old kid out there punching God level pokeymans. And, more importantly, I hear he doesn't shout out "HAAAAAAALE" when he does it. This only means one thing, this child does not work for us. That loveable minx in purple says I could try giving him a job, so I found the biggest gun I could find on premises, named it "Job", beat it into submission, and have went out to challenge this "Ash Ketchum" to one on one duel.

Bidwell says I shouldn't have mentioned dueling young, God punching children to the death in the Stockholder's General Letter. So if you're a stockholder, just ignore that part.

-SAXTON HALE.
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That's alright if you kill him.
We can just resurrect him with a few gallons of pokemon tears.
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Clearly the man is there for HIS protection...
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2 replies · active 653 weeks ago
That's a classic.
Nice to see it again.
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Talk about reposts.
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Notice how Mewtwo is found in the middle of a water source when you face him. Mewtwo doesn't know surf and he certainly doesn't have any Pokemon that know surf. Even he has to obey the laws of Pokemon.
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2 replies · active 653 weeks ago
But then how did he get there in the first place?
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It was a really good party...
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Cave full of Zubats? Maybe he loves the serenity of the place?

So much serenity.
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2 replies · active 653 weeks ago
Oh it's worse than zubat, it's full of golbat.
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I always thought Mewtwo stayed in the cave out of respect (or fear?) of that man's magnificent afro.
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Dude, if someone that had an Afro THAT magnificent told me to stay put? I probably would too.

Mewtwo's got his priorities straight/
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3 replies · active 653 weeks ago
His afro is secretly the biggest Pokeball in the world.
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ahem....

I beg to differ
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....touche.

But it's not strong enough to block a Mewtwo.
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I was under the impression the man was there just to make sure no one wandered in stupidly. I mean, almost nothing can stop Mewtwo, so he must be there by choice- ergo, the man was there to stop anyone wandering in and meeting an unlucky death-by-coincidence.
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1 reply · active 653 weeks ago
Oh yeah.

Now that you mention it, he does say that only the Pokemon Champion is allowed to enter when you speak to him before defeating the Pokemon League.

So he kind of blatantly explained that his purpose is what you explained.

Now I feel awkward.
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To be fair, "someone in the way" is pretty much the be-all, end-all security measure in the Pokémon world.
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Maybe the man is the young and spunky Gandalf?
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4 replies · active 653 weeks ago
DON'T YOU...
YOU CAN'T PASS!
(I think that's the line, isn't it? The one from The Hobbit 2?)
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That's a joke, ladies and gentlemen.
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"Oh.... good...."
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Good name.
Good name.
Good Name!
GOOD NAME!
GOOD NAME!!!
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This advice Oak is missing a sufficient amount of Red and Blue colourings.
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Deep within the cave you can hear a certain Nirvana song echoing through it's dark corridors.
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Sorry, to lazy to find out how to resize image.
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4 replies · active 653 weeks ago
I think he wanted something more like this:
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To lazy to edit out the other crap too?
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didn't even realize that other crap was there...
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You might want to get rid of all the programming HTML garbage up in the top.
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