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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 23, 2012 · 2:34 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (222 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)
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5 replies · active 653 weeks ago
Winner of the 10 person thread.
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We simply need to feed the site more pellets! Then it will plant more users in the groun-DAMNIT GO TO THE BLUE ONION!
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UNDEAD! WHY YOU CALL SUCH GOOD CALLS! NOW I OWE YOU MONEY!
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Just think: somebody had to painstakingly render a zombie pigman hip thrusting for eight whole seconds.
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1 reply · active 653 weeks ago
Yes, but it actually turned out hilarious so all is forgiven. That nether portal/elevator scene was clever all in all.
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Alright, Shawn. You should seriously pay attention to the glitches Halolz is wringing itself out with. I was able to see this submission fine through my phone but even if I press the Homepage button on the top left of the site, I can't see this. I was only able to see it because Link Lab posted a link to it. I don't know what's going on but if you want the site to live then I suggest you fix this immediately before everybody starts leaving.
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7 replies · active 653 weeks ago
PROBLEM FIXED!

But now I'm seeing ads on embedded images.
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Funnily enough, I only found out because I went on Halolz via phone. Speaking of which, when I access Halolz on my phone, it mentions that the name of the site does not match the name on the site's security certificate. Don't know if this is related in any way though.
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For the record I'm getting the same thing.

I use a Samsung Galaxy S3.
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I only found it cause I liked the page on Facebook :\
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I only found out because I subscribe to the RSS.
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I only found out about this because God told me.
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I only found out because I visited the site on my laptop.
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Those women are pretty curvy for being so... square.
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3 replies · active 653 weeks ago
I would bet their personality falls pretty flat though.
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Yeah, they're real block heads.
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Oh, thank Falcon, I'm not the only one thinking that.
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Heeey, sexy piggy
...I should go.
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5 replies · active 653 weeks ago

everyone else on halolz?
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Man, Shepard has a really weak bladder.
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Dat tail.
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Even funnier when I thought it was Lucario by himself.
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Gangnam got Minecraft, too?

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What no Kratos Style yet?
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Also I'm kinda glad you posted a Gangnam Style video.

DON'T LEAVE! I actually have interesting stories to share regarding Gangnam Style.
Just last night, PSY (a.k.a. obvious creator of Gangnam Style) visited Ban Ki Moon, a United Nations Chief. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcekz04buV1qkvb...

So why am I letting you know this?

Well I just thought it'd be funny to mention that my dad works for the UN and now technically has connections to PSY... he even got a picture with him last night.
Although the he asked to take the picture must have been retarded cause dad wasn't even anywhere in the picture. Not even a speck of his clothing.
But hey, he's taken some photographic evidence himself.
http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l594/DaddyMcT...

Just thought it'd be fun to share was all.
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11 replies · active 653 weeks ago

Alpar. I don't know what I should call you...
The best guy of Halolz or a bastard...
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In video form.
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Well I don't know if you can call me a bastard...

I mean my father took that picture just this week and he's still alive.
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Now whether or not they actually all went along dancing to Gangnam Style, I don't know.

This was happening during my dad's WORKTIME, so of course I wouldn't be there.

But now that my dad (I think sorta kinda) has connections to PSY, does this mean I get to inherit half of Halolz? :O
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Alpar, you were always going to inherit half of Halolz.
It's just that Shawn is actually too lazy to give up his share of the mantle and retire.
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Oh don't worry Pualrus. If I manage to inherit half of Halolz I'll share it all with everyone.

After all, everyone is Alpar :Y
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I'm pretty sure you'd be disinherited out of shame.
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I'm afraid of what would happen if Alpar entirely took over the site. Think of all the elbows he'd post.
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Joy, time to ruin the joke! Explain it. Whatever flattens your boat.

Okay so some of you may or may not be familiar with Touhou Hisoutensoku. Basically it's a Touhou fighting game. I have an affinity for characters that use swords, katanas in particular. So I went with Youmu as my main for a long period of time, being the only character I found fun due to her incredible speed and movement.
Back in the days of Church of Falcon, we'd discuss this game quite often and how a massive part of Youmu's fighting style revolved around an elbow attack in midair. Everyone basically called me a Youmu lover, in every sense, when at the time I pretty much knew jack about her actual personality. So then we just moved to elbows.

And sorry to ruin your fun but no, I don't have a fetish for elbows.

You can keep poking fun at it if you want though.
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"I don't have a fetish for elbows."

I EXTREMELY regret not having downloaded Skype MP3Recorder.
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IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT
I WAS TIRED
AND BECAME SO DAZED THAT I BASICALLY SNORTED A POCKET FULL OF LIFE.
I WAS HIGH ON GOOD MOMENTS.
NONE OF WHAT I SAID WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HAPPY TIMES WAS FULLY CONSENSUAL.
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Not sure if just luck....
Or shawn stalking my site.

By the way. GOD DAMN YOU UNDEADLEX FOR CALLING IT!
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Note to self: Learn how to use the new beacons to make light shows.

I'd also like to take advantage of this glitch in the system and read it as a preemptive strike so that I may slap Stalin in the face. It's Red vs Blue whatcha gonna do!
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OK, so Halolz is back in business baby! Now let's see what new things our benevolent overlord Shawn has--
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*sigh*
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1 reply · active 653 weeks ago
girllookatthatbody
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Well, I guess now is a good enough time to announce that I will be going offline for a while. My laptop is busted to the point that the screen just sort of tilts wherever, whenever, so just to be safe I'm signing out before it's too late. Later, guys! (I hope)
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4 replies · active 653 weeks ago
Hey uhh. Tell me your password so I can keep your account safe, it's not like I'll defile it or make you seem like a jerk or anything.
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No, give it to me! I will definitely destroy any and all reputation you have. And give it to credit card scammers! That's secure, right?
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Nein! I shall take it off your hands! In exchange, I shall give you cookies!
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The chocolate chip kind, or the Eat-in-three-bytes kind?
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