LEGEND OF ZOMBIE

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Deep Thought 105p · 650 weeks ago

Why not take one of mine...

I've got three more.

Jerach 86p · 650 weeks ago

I guess you could say...

he's got a lot of heart(s).

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 650 weeks ago

Link, a man after my own heart.

Ahhh.... my heart!!!!

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Spencer 119p · 650 weeks ago

Play the Sun's Song. That's his absolute favo-

NO I MEANT DURING THE DAYTIME.

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IncredulousEric 99p · 650 weeks ago

I'll just leave this here:

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Vosur 92p · 650 weeks ago

Seems like all of the Links were after hearts and faeries.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/041018.jpg (linked due to size)

ibbolia 100p · 650 weeks ago

"Hey! Liste-..."
"Hey Navi. Whats up?"
"...nothing."
"I could really go for some more food."

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 650 weeks ago

The Hero of Grime?

Sorry I've got nothin'

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ibbolia 100p · 650 weeks ago

The Triforce of Carnage, Embowlment, and Other-People's-Wisdom

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Spencer 119p · 650 weeks ago

That would be if the wisdom of others didn't go straight past his now deceased digestive tracks.

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Newt 88p · 650 weeks ago

I think you mean Death, Guts, and BRAAAAAAINS!

Peterdivine 78p · 649 weeks ago

More like Other-People's-Courage.

Their rich, delicious courage.

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 650 weeks ago

Just like the forums. ZING!

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CFW spplmj 122p · 650 weeks ago

Sadly eating brains hasn't helped his speech problem

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ibbolia 100p · 650 weeks ago

Considering the cannabalism involved, it may be because he contracted Kuru.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 650 weeks ago

I blame Zombie Navi

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Spencer 119p · 650 weeks ago

inb4Benjoke

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 650 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 650 weeks ago

Okay, that's it. You want dead people jokes and movies with Bens? I'll give you one.

Once upon a time there was a man named Ben. He was a happy father with a supportive wife and a small child. He was a boy.
Ben was living under a financial difficulty so for his family's sake, he made an agreement with the government to be able to pay off his debts so they can continue living under a roof. In this agreement, he said he'd go into the military and serve for a few years, which should put some things at ease. Wouldn't get him out of his debt but would make things noticeably much easier.
His wife approved. His son however, didn't. So despite his lack of remaining time and pre-existing troubles, he gave his son a friend. By friend I mean action figure of sorts, what have you. It was a figure of what was a warrior model back when Ben was a kid; his childhood role model in other words. He wanted to give it to his son to show him that no matter how tough times may be, he can think of that action figure as a friend who would never give up and always keep his promises. And Ben would hope his son would grow into the kind of man he grew to be himself.

Ben however, did not last long in war. At some point he was sent into battle to die as cannon fodder. As the years went by, his wife would have to tell his son that he'd be back soon. Until he was old enough to face the truth.
But until then...

Ben's son would continue playing with his new action figure, loving it fondly. And the action figure was loaded with a heartfelt, gift-given conscience from his father. As he'd wind up the string on the back, it'd always tell him the one thing his father always told him when playing pretend cowboys:

"You're my favorite deputy!"

And as the years went by, that friend never gave up on Andy. Ever. Because he knew he couldn't. So Andy would do the same for him.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 650 weeks ago

And then Andy became a hoarder until he had to sell everything in order to go to college. The end.

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wolfpax181 92p · 650 weeks ago

Sell stuff? Nah, he sold his body to get more stuff.

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TheFoolOfMon -79p · 650 weeks ago

"When you mess up a dead baby joke all you have left is a dead baby."

That was darkest thing I have seen on Halolz. Do you feel better Alpar? I thought you was better then that.

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Spencer 119p · 650 weeks ago

That was indeed my intention :D

Though it's not referencing any actual children. Oh heavens no, that would be too much. All I'm doing is just ruining a childhood or hundred around here.

Jerach 86p · 650 weeks ago

At least with Toy Story 3 the story has a fairly happy ending.

Vabolo 118p · 649 weeks ago

I was secretly hoping it would all end in the furnace, trying to hold my maniacal cackling in the movie theatre as everyone else was holding the levees in their eyes. And then they just had to give it a happy ending.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 650 weeks ago

Shouldn't this be "Legend of Redead"?

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 650 weeks ago

I thought Zelda already had zombies?

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DTurboKiller 82p · 650 weeks ago

Considering Link gained life by getting hearts, this makes total sense. Well, either that or becoming a vampire.

But the scariest thing is figuring out how the hell does Link have several hearts inside him. I'm not sure I wanna know.

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HughbertEsq 98p · 650 weeks ago

Hasn't seen much activity on the site recently...

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Vabolo 118p · 649 weeks ago

Halolz: the new Halolz forums?

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MetroidJunkie 101p · 650 weeks ago

If Link's a zombie, now, we should plant Deku Scrubs in our lawns to keep him at bay. I learned it while playing Plants vs Zombies.

PvZ

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HughbertEsq 98p · 650 weeks ago

"Be careful to listen out for this particular zombies cry, a cross between a battle-cry an hunger for Hearts.
The most effective way of staving off this zombie sub-genus is mass deployments of angry chickens"
The Zombie Survival Guide. Video Game Addendum

PortalMan 86p · 650 weeks ago

Wait, wasn'the already doing this? I swear that guy was a cannibal!

wolfpax181 92p · 650 weeks ago

Zombie may eat brains, but zombie will not stand for this injustice. That clearly not zombie. Eat hearts, wrong. Eat brains, right.

gameboy_nate 85p · 650 weeks ago

What a heartfelt LOL.

No, literally, he ripped a guy's heart out.

Vabolo 118p · 649 weeks ago

Just thought you fellers might want some entertainment in these dreary comments.

HughbertEsq 98p · 650 weeks ago

Zahmbie thread?
I'm not sure if this counts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDaM1UXCWM&fe...
But I'd be damned if it isn't something you'd hear as it made it's inexplicable way towards you... slowly... bouncing.... towards you.

Joscze 0p · 649 weeks ago

Entry: Day 11... i saw the same image for 21372879343 time, ill got crazy...

Peterdivine 78p · 650 weeks ago

Next Link meets a strange lady who makes him nervous.

Engy_with_hat 71p · 650 weeks ago

Link comes to town to, eat brrrrraaaaaiiiinnnnnnssssssss.

Mindlessinvalid 91p · 650 weeks ago

Zombies you say? Perhaps it's time to hire a professional. May I suggest calling in the Valley Kappa?You get more than you pay with Nitori.

She'll clear 3 cities for the nominal fee of 4 cucumbers and a pat on the head.

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Alice_M 79p · 650 weeks ago

Utsuho can clear cities just for a pat on the head.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 650 weeks ago

Dude, we've been over this. I will not go within 50 kilometers of that walking cancer aura.

Nitori is Eco-friendly, capable of intelligent thought , and won't give me testicular cancer if I stand too close to her.

If I wanted to simulate negotiating the terms of this contract with Utsuho, I could simply just stick my head in a microwave and jam the safety. It would be much more pleasant.

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Alice_M 79p · 650 weeks ago

I live next to Utsuho....And I'm ok-ish...It sucks having a two headed cat as your pet, but whatever.