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By BrokenTeapot

Why link is an a+$hole

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2012 · 1:10 AM

(137 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 656 weeks ago

As a hero I also think Link is an A+. What a great hero.
I assume the $ hole is a reference to his accumulation of rupees. I believe his dollar hole is called a pouch.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 656 weeks ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the infinite wisdom of Nick Soapdish.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 656 weeks ago

Also the man is complaining that there is no god, but there are 3 goddesses. He's a total sexist.

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

And who can complain about those three goddesses? They're complete trophy-wives!

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 656 weeks ago

They're the best trophy wives, no matter how many years pass, they still look brand new!

Also, any asshole can just walk in and take their "hand" in "holy union" provided they obtain the keys to their communal chastity belt (which is a giant stone slab in a church).

Also they're not picky about the gender or gender identity of their spouse.

How can you not love these girls?

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Spencer 119p · 656 weeks ago

Because if you did, someone would come stabbing at your throat in angry claiming.

Yes Leo I'm looking at you.

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deleted801691 109p · 656 weeks ago

If they don't blind you when you look at them.

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

I've also heard that he was great in the kitchen, as he is called the hero of thyme.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 656 weeks ago

He's also got an amazing green thumb to a similar end, he just plays the song of thyme on ceramic flute and suddenly he's got lots of it to spare. He's also a got a grief counseling license from the Happy Mask Mask Shop. Don't forget that he has that Lens of Truth which makes it impossible to hide things from him, making him the most effective P.I. since Sherlock Holmes.

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

Yes, he must certainly be a reputed inspector.

CONSTABLE GORON: Hrmm...All signs point to a giant pig being the cause of the attacks. What say you, Link?

P.I. LINK: HEYYARGGGYAHHH!

CONSTABLE GORON: That old guy who hands out swords in the cave? Of course! Brilliant deduction!

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Passerby Boy 80p · 656 weeks ago

I think what they mean by A+ $ hole is that he is great at wasting a lot of money, almost as if you are dropping it into a hole, just a thought.

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UndeadLex 120p · 656 weeks ago

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

He gives three of them.

It's called the Trifucks.

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Lord Science 92p · 656 weeks ago

The Trifuck of NO FUCKS GIVEN
The Trifuck of HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
and finally
The Trifuck of I DO WHAT I WANT THOR

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 656 weeks ago

What if the Sun's Song Had Lyrics?
"Fuck Yo Shit
Fuck Yo Shit
Troll lo lo lo looooo~"

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TransPM 97p · 656 weeks ago

Or:
"Hey Re-deads!
Hey Re-deads!
How you like me noooow!"

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ibbolia 100p · 656 weeks ago

The sudden back and forth movement of the suns during the fourth king's reign had led to the destruction of Hylian society as it was known. The frozen structures of the Zora's Domain began melting, raising the water levels, and the reach of Death Mountain grew, killing off all vegetation within miles of its base. With no plant life to hold the rising currents back, the Great Flood began, wiping out large segments of cultural and religious lands. The lack of land led to an engineering revolution, and sea-based navigation, photography, and ballistics had great leaps in development, while the art of magical instrumentation was brought down to legend (along with, what some Hylian scholars claim, the extinction of the "God damned F**king chicken things, though their existence is considered a legend).

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MetroidJunkie 101p · 656 weeks ago

There's a god, three goddesses specifically. They're all trolls and so is their chosen hero. Problem?

Trollface

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 656 weeks ago

Hey! He's not a troll, he's got tons of important things to do!

Like slash cuccoos, go fishing...
...buying masks... and...

....CUCCOOS DON'T JUST ANGER THEMSELVES YOU KNOW.

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

In fact, he works so hard that by the end of the day, he's so hungry he could eat an octorok!

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Spencer 119p · 656 weeks ago

You've GOT to be kidding!

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Stormfront 73p · 656 weeks ago

damn straight

plus on the bright side at least the hero of time isn't a murdering psychopath like the Dovakiin

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

He also has a tendency to rain on people's parades.

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Deep Thought 105p · 656 weeks ago

No wonder there's so much tall grass, he won't let anyone mow their lawns except him.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 656 weeks ago

Ah Mr. BrokenTeapot.
I miss his old drawings.
Good thing his old account still stands after all these years.

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Yoshi_Dino 86p · 656 weeks ago

Hey it could be worse...he could have played the song of storms.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 656 weeks ago

Ah there is one problem with this picture. This takes place during Adult Link's Timeline therefore there are no Stalchilds in Hyrule Fields.

Yay killing jokes with logic! I am ashamed of myself!

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Kris 81p · 656 weeks ago

I don't see what his problem is, I mean, Link just helped him procrastinate! Bestest friends forever!

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Earl the Lemon 79p · 656 weeks ago

HOLD IT http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=619562...
oh ya I almost forgot UNACCECPTABLE

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Vabolo 118p · 656 weeks ago

Making a point that has already been made, and claiming it to be a novel idea?

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

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Earl the Lemon 79p · 656 weeks ago

UWWWWWWWWWWWAGH

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Nick Soapdish on October 2nd, 2012 1:22 am

As a hero I also think Link is an A+. What a great hero.
I assume the $ hole is a reference to his accumulation of rupees. I believe his dollar hole is called a pouch.
Vabolo on October 2nd, 2012 1:35 am

rel="nofollow">He also has a tendency to rain on people's parades.
UndeadLex on October 2nd, 2012 1:39 am

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/r53F7.gif">
Paulrus-Keaton? on October 2nd, 2012 2:06 am

What if the Sun's Song Had Lyrics?
"Fuck Yo Shit
Fuck Yo Shit
Troll lo lo lo looooo~"
MetroidJunkie on October 2nd, 2012 2:13 am

There's a god, three goddesses specifically. They're all trolls and so is their chosen hero. Problem?

<img src="http://img4.memecenter.com/uploaded/1Zelda-Troll-Face_81502ca3735a5161f00cc9b912e4fad9.jpg" alt="Trollface" height="240" width="400">
MasterLuigi452 on October 2nd, 2012 2:26 am

Ah Mr. BrokenTeapot.
I miss his old drawings.
Good thing his old account still stands after all these years.
Yoshi_Dino on October 2nd, 2012 2:27 am

Hey it could be worse…he could have played the song of storms.
ibbolia on October 2nd, 2012 2:30 am

The sudden back and forth movement of the suns during the fourth king's reign had led to the destruction of Hylian society as it was known. The frozen structures of the Zora's Domain began melting, raising the water levels, and the reach of Death Mountain grew, killing off all vegetation within miles of its base. With no plant life to hold the rising currents back, the Great Flood began, wiping out large segments of cultural and religious lands. The lack of land led to an engineering revolution, and sea-based navigation, photography, and ballistics had great leaps in development, while the art of magical instrumentation was brought down to legend (along with, what some Hylian scholars claim, the extinction of the "God damned F**king chicken things, though their existence is considered a legend).
Earl the Lemon on October 2nd, 2012 6:06 am

HOLD IT http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=619562…
Earl the Lemon on October 2nd, 2012 6:06 am

HOLD IT http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=619562…
oh ya I almost forgot UNACCECPTABLE
VyseRogueKing on October 2nd, 2012 3:52 pm

Ah there is one problem with this picture. This takes place during Adult Link's Timeline therefore there are no Stalchilds in Hyrule Fields.

Yay killing jokes with logic! I am ashamed of myself!
pokemon_girl on October 2nd, 2012 7:33 pm

I don't see what his problem is, I mean, Link just helped him procrastinate! Bestest friends forever!