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Silencer

I have to admit it would be nice to sneak up and stealth kill a guy once and a while…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 29, 2012 · 8:51 AM 
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2K Games, Borderlands, Gearbox, Heavy Weapons, Irony, PC, Playstation, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS CONTENT FROM ZOE'S PORN FOLDER

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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11 replies · active 649 weeks ago
Silencers? Silencers!? SILENCERS!?

Boy, this is Pandora. Where the robots are annoying, you can never die as long as you have the cash, and the guns shoot motherfucking LIGHTING!!

Edit: Also the ponies are made of diamond
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16 replies · active 649 weeks ago
Silencers are for pussies. Why HIDE your location when you can ANNOUNCE your location to everybody! Even better, you don't have to walk anywhere to start killing, you can just let them come to you.

/Logic
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7 replies · active 649 weeks ago
God save you if you pick up the Energizing Bane.
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9 replies · active 649 weeks ago
I don't think the engine is written that way, also silenced guns are less hurty. Less hurty guns are bad in four player multiplayer where every enemy is a goddamn bullet sponge.
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2 replies · active 649 weeks ago
Silencers?
where you are going you need no... "silencers"
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I've got a silencer for ya! A shotgun to the face that also sets you on FIRE! FIRE KILLS EVERYTHING! Fire AND a shotgun will give you all the silencer you will ever need once you're through! If that doesn't work well enough throw a fucking MULTIPLYING FIRE GRENADE THAT SEEKS ITS' TARGETS OUT!
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1 reply · active 649 weeks ago
I saw this on adult swim last night. Didn't think Shawn caught it, so I gonna post it.

(Don't mean to side track everyone, but Zoe's picture got me thinking Borderlands 2 WAY wrong.)

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6 replies · active 649 weeks ago
You'd think Zer0 would get some perk that would involve silencers.
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2 replies · active 649 weeks ago
Silencers? You can't put a silencer on a Mothrakk-flacking rocket launcher.

Besides, what's the point of stealth when you can kill everyone in the room quickly with a rocket or two?
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WELL HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SILENCE LIGHTNING N' LASERS N' SHIT HUH?!

FUUUUCK!

*further away from mic*

Y' STUPID SHIT!
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What's this shit in the comments section, eh?
I leave this site for three months and look what happens; people start postin' the contents of their pornography folder to cause a ruckus.
Or perhaps I've just grown old and weary and forced to shake my cane at you young hooligans whenever you start gettin' wiley.
Nevertheless, shame on you.

....*goes back in the house and watches Matlock*
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1 reply · active 649 weeks ago
If it doesn't draw the attention of every bandit and skag in a one mile radius, it's obviously not killing anything.
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And where are my flamethowers? I want to light things on fire with a perpetual stream of unending pain and suffering, watching as the world before me melts.

But yes, a silencer would be cool.
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7 replies · active 649 weeks ago
I play as a backstab-oriented Zer0. I don't need silenced guns to stealth-kill a mofo.
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Actual guns with silencers are quite loud, this is really just a case of realistic silencers on the guns. Or maybe the enemies are a little oblivious to your presence till you start killing them and everyone would complain if they took the game away for a few months while they reprogrammed AI and guns.
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JediaKyrol · 649 weeks ago

@Juggernaut470 My entire strategy when entering a new area in Borderlands is pull out sniper rifle, snipe anyone I can see, stand on highest point I can find while everyone else runs to me, grenade spam (MIRVs and sprayer grenades in BL2 have helped massively).
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