I have to admit it would be nice to sneak up and stealth kill a guy once and a while…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 29, 2012 · 8:51 AM
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SILENCER not "Fucking Sirens Sir"
Freud REALLY needs to take a look into that little head of yours.
SILENCER not "Fucking Sirens Sir"
Freud REALLY needs to take a look into that little head of yours. He could learn so much.
SILENCER not "Fucking Sirens Sir"
Freud REALLY needs to take a look into that little head of yours. He could've learned so much.
Clearly she's still agonizing over her penis envy.
That's what strapons are for, am I right, Jimmy?
I don't know what you're talking about. I don't need a strap on babe. You know that from experience.
But I need it for our pegging nights. ;)
Kinky.
Nothing compared to Yuuka, I'll bet.
I guess you can say that, I still have to fix her front door…Don't ask what happened you will never believe me.
Maybe it's a visual pun? Then again; Wouldn't it make more sense with Maya facing the other way, so… you know…
OK, my bad, I should remain silent and stop giving Zoe more ideas.
WELL HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SILENCE LIGHTNING N' LASERS N' SHIT HUH?!
FUUUUCK!
*further away from mic*
Y' STUPID SHIT!
What is it about borderlands that make you post porn excessively?
Because there's not enough Borderlands porn.
Touché
*Posts Borderlands porn because there isn't enough Borderlands porn*
Yep, seeing nothing wrong there.
Zoe's Logic (From My Understanding)
1. Notice lack of Borderlands Porn
2. Post existing Borderlands Porn in order to "inspire" others to make OC (original content)
3. ???
4. Profit
So basically Zoe logic can also sum up to…
1. Notice lack of any porn on Halolz
2. Shawn is doing a bad job and so is everyone else
3. GUESS I SHOULD POST PORN
4. ???
5. Profit
Nailed it.
Not according to Zoe.
But… What happens if there IS a porn post on Halolz…
That could avert the whole crisis! Or, make it worse twofold.
My logic:
1. No one is expecting me to post porn.
2. No one asked me to post porn.
3. POST THE P0RNZ!
4. ???
5. Profit.
By now EVERYONE is expecting you to post porn. That's why many live in FEAR of your comments.
I fear the day she reaches 100 e-peen.
That day is all too soon Jimmy.
The day is here!
Here's a little tip, I don't post porn if the Halolz post already contains adult situations, because most of the comments will be "and here's Zoe with porn" or "Hide this from Zoe" because by then people would be expecting it. I like to post porn on submissions that have no adult situations what so ever, that way people will never see it cumming!
So then all we need to do is say we're waiting for you in every post? That's the simplest solution to anything I've ever heard.
i like your way of thinking babe. explains a lot about your posting patterns.
i still see your posts as some of the most entertaining…
did i say that last sentence out lout…. uh oops
Care to join me on Steam? Jimmy is ever so boring.
Doesn't Sound like a bad offer to me… not a bad one at all
*cough* Shadbase *cough*
I saw this on adult swim last night. Didn't think Shawn caught it, so I gonna post it.
(Don't mean to side track everyone, but Zoe's picture got me thinking Borderlands 2 WAY wrong.)
[youtube 8DnaLXrjQYc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Definitely sidetracked
Oh lord.
How is this not a fan-made joke/parody!?
I have no idea how I feel about this being real.
I remember the days when Tekken was a PlayStation exclusive and now it has feature exclusive to Nintendo?
Why does the person dressed as Link in this look daringly similar to Reggie?
They're alt costumes. Like how you can be Daisy in SSBB.
I know that, I was saying that the character himself with the Link suit on looks like Reggie of NoA.
Nice censor job lol.
I thumbsed up you and then I realised the picture probably actually had some sort of censor on it. Either way, thank the lords! Thank the Shawn above and his prophet Trunks! The one true censor hammer has arrived to save our browsing in public places.
Oh…now i see why you were so famous on halolz back in the day…
Actually back when he/she was SegaUranus, I think all he/she had for being famous was a lewd, cropped image of Amy.
so basically that means he/she has broadened her/his range of lewd images since then…
Very much so for whatever demented reason.
I'd like to find that reason out myself.
I'm curious.
Sickened… but curious.
Careful, Alpar, for one may not simply delve into the black abyss that appears to be Zoe's mind and come out unscathed or unscarred…
If it doesn't draw the attention of every bandit and skag in a one mile radius, it's obviously not killing anything.
<img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/183/107/1317966063524.gif">
…and what to we say to the virgin eating, soul-stealing monster?
"Not today!"
Is there anything Zoe does not have porn for?
Your mother…yet.
D:
You don't…
But the Spy does.
WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS CONTENT FROM ZOE'S PORN FOLDER
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
NOTICE: YOUR COMMENT IS AT THE BOTTOM. ZOE'S PORN IS AT THE TOP. THEY WILL SEE THE PORN BEFORE THEY SEE YOUR COMMENT.
BY THE WAY, MY CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEY DON'T WORK ANY MORE.
THEN THIS MUST BE CORRECTED WITH +1'S
ALSO, MY CAPSLOCK AND SHIFT KEY ARE CURRENTLY BROKEN AS WELL PLEASE SEND NEW KEYBOARD TO MOUNTAIN FORTRESS
I'M HELPING!
ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEY WORK, I JUST LIKE BIG WORDS.
WE'VE MADE IT! PRAISE ALPAR!
I SWEAR I DIDN'T GO AROUND SMASHING YOUR CAPS LOCKS KEYS LAST NIGHT.
I MEAN YEAH
GO ME.
Well, I guess I'm takin' a break, back to writin' a story of mine till the porn here dies down. If anyone wants an excerpt from it, feel free to ask. Until then…
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/360/231/a19.gif" width="450">
I'm out.
Depends… what is it about?
Sort of a mix of action, humor and erm…romance. I have an excerpt posted on pastebin. I'm hoping to share with all you HALOLZians and maybe do a live reading in the HALOLZ Fancy Fedora Fight Club! If Shawn has no objections to it…
Sort of a mix of action, humor and erm…romance. I have an excerpt posted on pastebin. I'm hoping to share with all you HALOLZians and maybe do a live reading in the HALOLZ Fancy Fedora Fight Club! If Mr. Handyside or any other admins have any objections, of course.
Share it. I'm bored and curious.
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Not anymore it doesn't.
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Not enough Kappa:
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Where is your god now? God is dead, Nitori killed him in the name of science. She brought the dakka like the December Storm of '07, a mostly linear hurricane of bullets fucking your shit. Hide yo gods, hide yo shrine maidens, Nitori's bringing a can of whoopass and a bottle of cucumber beer.
Guns in anime you say?
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You're clearly doing it wrong. ITS ALL ABOUT PISTOLS THAT DESTROY EVERYTHING!
You sir have won 78 awesome points.
Let's keep this going! :D
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<img src="http://www.pureanimegallery.com/d/6868-1/alucard-gun-draw.jpg" width=350 height= 250 />
<img src="http://www.absoluteanime.com/fullmetal_alchemist/riza%5B2%5D.jpg" width=350 height= 250 />
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I'm bringing nail guns into this as well.
<img src="http://www.missionstartpodcast.com/uploads/2/5/9/7/2597366/6127596.png?444"width=300>
Does it have to be a gun? Why can't it be a big laser of doom with the word, "gun" in its name?
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070219070620/dragonball/images/d/d4/Galic_Gun.jpg"width=300>
I'd like to point out that Touhou is not an anime but the best series of games ever, so as clever and well thought out your argument is, the initial premise is flawed since with the exception of dante those aren't originating from games.
WHO THE HELL YOU THINK I AM?
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Then you say games.. I think of this
<img src=http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/315/4/7/card_games_on_motorcycles_by_opdesign-d4fvd0n.gif>
So apparently we can post titties now. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PORN-OFF
Silencer? I hardly know her!
I was secretly waiting for someone to make that comment! :3 + 1 My fine lad!
Oh GAWD…what has this site become?!?!
thank you!!!!
Annnnndddd here we go!
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
<img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg" width="400//">
We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it
<img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg" width="400//">
We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it
<img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg" width="400//">
We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it
<img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg" width="400//">
We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it
<img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg" width="400//">
We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it
But then we'll stop expecting it, and BAM! More Zoe porn.
It's…. It's…..
Genius
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What have we become.
4lolz apparently (in reference to 4chan)
[youtube rmQFcVR6vEs rel="nofollow"> youtube]
…
…
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WHY?
Would you rather I start posting MLP porn?
No, no, and HELL no.
*reads comment*
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I SWEAR TO GOD ZOE, YOU DO THAT SHIT, AND I WILL FUCKING GO BERSERK ON YOUR ASS!!!!!
I hope that is loaded with hollow point ammunition.
[youtube umDr0mPuyQc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
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What the two of you are doing defies all logic.
To defy logic, logic must exist.
Logic? On Halolz? Improbable.
guys you hear rel="nofollow"> , that high, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
It's the Halolz thread simulator!
and you guys will probably be the makings of it…
Aww shit…..
Okay, before it was almost alright but THIS…this isn't even…this is just gross now…
Really guys? Really?
What's this shit in the comments section, eh?
I leave this site for three months and look what happens; people start postin' the contents of their pornography folder to cause a ruckus.
Or perhaps I've just grown old and weary and forced to shake my cane at you young hooligans whenever you start gettin' wiley.
Nevertheless, shame on you.
….*goes back in the house and watches Matlock*
Nah, it's just Zoe again.
Dude, could you please keep this shit on the forums--
oh. Right.
Carry on.
Actual guns with silencers are quite loud, this is really just a case of realistic silencers on the guns. Or maybe the enemies are a little oblivious to your presence till you start killing them and everyone would complain if they took the game away for a few months while they reprogrammed AI and guns.
Oh god why?…You need to be shot you sick fuck. Get out of here and go with all the other /b/asement dwellers in hell.
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I play as a backstab-oriented Zer0. I don't need silenced guns to stealth-kill a mofo.