This isn’t what he was trained for in technical school.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 22, 2012 · 1:51 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Awkward Moments, Donkey Kong, Dramatic, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (61 Comments) |
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It seems the stakes are high with this dilemma!
Also, this is my first comment onto Halolz. Great to be hear! :)
I'm doing a service to the community! REALLY!
Get Luigi to save peach. Mario can handle DK.
He should save Pauline. Because at least he won't keep chasing after her, game after stagnant game.
He's too busy looking up their dresses.
And with that, Mario gives up and now works as a boxing referee.
So that's why Pauline's only appearence was in Donkey Kong.
I'd say save Pauline instead.
Peach can just float down to her safety.
He should go for Pauline, that's not really Peach -- the princess is in another castle.
Go for Pauline, Peach isn't very faithful.
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I say let em both drop,neither one is gonna put out,plus peach is a big tease always offering him "cake".
You know what need do, comrade…
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The correct answer is Go-Karting…
…and then blue shell the bastards.
How about, ditch both, they're both pretty useless anyhow, and get a successful job as a plumber, it's not like you'll look weird doing it…oh… Hooooold on…. I smell…. A WRESTLER…A CAPTAIN!…..AND A GOD AMONG MEN!
Forget both of them. Hook up with Daisy so she can actually star in plot-relevant games.
Alternate option: Eat a Giga Mushroom and grab a Star at the same time. get both. Eat cake. Have a wild party. Don't invite Luigi.
PERFECT DAY.
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Let's make it interesting: the two have switched outfits.
Aaaaand GO.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, SAVE THAT BULLET BILL!
HE'S A RECKLESS ONE, HE'S GONNA CRASH.
proof that he is a two-timing bastard….
I was going to say go for the brunette, but ah… You know what? Peach is f***ing RICH. Good things come your way when you rescue her.
1. Back flip to the lowest, avoiding fire guy.
2. Wait for barrel to pass and run jump for Bullet Bill.
3. Super Jump off of Bullet Bill onto ParaKoopa.
4. Jump from ParaKoopa to wall jump off brickwall.
5. Walljump should provide a long jump enough to snag both Princess Peach and Pauline.
Hey guys! You wanna hear a joke about choices?
Mass Effect 3's ending.
1. Back flip to the lowest of the tower, avoiding fire guy.
2. Running jump over falling barrel onto Bullet Bill.
3. Super jump off of Bullet Bill onto Paratroopa.
4. Jump off of Paratroopa into wall to walljump.
5. Go for distance to snag both Pauline and Princess Peach.
Talk about repost, I saw this when looking up Birdo 3 weeks ago.
Birdo's my favorite Mario character, what do you have against it?