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No badges? No respect.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 21, 2012 · 2:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (168 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
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Welcome to the world of Pokemon jokes!
There are hundreds of Pokemon jokes in the world, many waiting to be discovered. Many jokes are common but some or rare and have never been seen before.
This is Halolz, every Pokemon joke you discover will be uploaded to it.
Now go, the world of Pokemon jokes await!
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8 replies · active 658 weeks ago
You forgot to ask about our gender, Professor Soapdish.
And you call yourself a pokemon researcher...
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That's okay. He found out while you were sleeping, no biggie.
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...oh god...
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So we have what, fifteen different pokémon jokes in our Halolzdex, but ten boxes full?
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And there are over 600 pokemon jokes, but in the beginning there were only 151 and people think those ones are superior no matter what.
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Strong Pokémon jokes. Weak Pokémon jokes. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled commentors should try to be witty with their favorites. Remember, Pokémon jokes are not tools of war.
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I only remember submitting one and it was the Hejibits one.

It's Hejibits so it's probably the best by default.

Do I win something?
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Only another round of 'guess what's not funny anymore' roulette. :D
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4 replies · active 658 weeks ago
I caught this gif at the wrong time. Thought it said something like "Do Loafing", or maybe, "Franklin Delano Loafing", our nation's laziest president.
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I remember the first time I had an over-leveled Pokemon with with only a few badges.
I saw the loafing around text and what not and I thought my game was broken.

Shut up, I was like 3 or 4 years old. >:|
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9 replies · active 658 weeks ago
It's okay, almost all of us have had that experience at some point.
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First time Nurse Joy told me that I got Pokerus I genuinely thought my Pokemon were going to die and didn't play Pokemon Crystal for days.
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Didn't the pokerus started in the third gen?
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"It doesn't seem to do anything, and it goes away over time. So I guess there's nothing to be worried about!"
Famous last words
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I once had a level 100 Charizard die to a level 3 Caterpie. This was in Pokemon Red before struggle. God it took hours...
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But...Struggle was introduced in the first generation!
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He might have been struggling but he wasn't taking recoil from it and the Charizard never attacked even once. It just loafed around/fell asleep/ignored orders for the entire battle.
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...I'm interested, no seriously. Explain how you managed this.
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Anyone else notice the swimmer pulled his balls out of his speedo?

Hold on...
We have gone 0 days without a genitalia joke.

I mean, what is that, an inverted double entendre?
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Smiley face
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You know who doesn't have that problem?
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wow a pokemon video with a crap load of gentlemen and Naruto, this needs more thumbs up
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If Ash keeps killing that guy's Pokemon over and over... then...

How does he keep getting the top percentage of Rattata?
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1 reply · active 658 weeks ago
He might have a cloning machine somewhere.
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C'mon guys, it's not worth sending him negative over. It's not like he linked a call me maybe meme.
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"9GAG"
Hold on, let me get my Internet-Moral/Intellectual-Superiority Hat on
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Yeah, somebody is going to have to explain to me why you, my brothers in LOLZ, are not satisfied with 9gag...
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Something to do with hosting copies of images originally created by people on the internet without their permission and advertising the hell out of them without citing sources.
I don't know, it's all a mess.
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Also because having a name that rhymes with "fag" on the internet is just asking for it.
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Sounds like memebase.
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I browsed Memebase alot, mostly the main site, Video Games, MLB and Art of Trolling, it was a decent enough place.
Then suddenly the Beta showed up
Never again
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As well as Tumblr, 4chan, reddit, Spartz Media...well the entire internet really. Given the ease of "Save As...", "Post New." everything is copied without permission. It's the nature of the www dot beast.
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The reasons I said it sounds like memebase is because of the watermarks they put in, not only do they use it without permission, they don't credit the people, (I respect Shawn for doing it) so what ends up happening is that people don't know where the images originally came from. So the creators don't get the recognition they deserve.
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You see, pretty much no matter where we go on the internet, it's always gonna be the same story or the other, not that I care enough to completely incline disagreement.

4chan: The only decent boards being mecha, traditional gaming, and maybe origami, everything else is an angry, vendetta filled discussion that can't tolerate the concept of speaking like a normal human unless for some reason they're feeling socially acceptable that night.

Reddit: Now I have friends in real life and both in online social circles that go to Reddit every so often, and on the outside it's not a terrible place. But it's got a pretty infamous history of doing things that also can't be repaired to an extent. This video explains it best I believe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LmjiTduSe0

FunnyJunk: If you need me to point out what's wrong here then you probably haven't ever visited.

9Gag: It's not the most complex story so I'll just go with the usual "hurr we original the jokes, not you" and move on with it.

Simply put, there are tons of bad lolz based sites out there with communities ranging from unlikable to terrible. But that's basically something people will keep complaining about until the end of time, but if they are going to, they should at least know their reasons and not be medially brainwashed by whatever other force drives them.
At least we have Church of Fal-
...oh
that's right.
.....*runs off sobbing*
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Probably because 9gag is like the new ebaumsworld.
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And that's why Brock isn't the main character.
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I can see an immediate relation between this and Ubering a Hoovy that just so happens to be wearing a Gibus.

"C'mon, hit the charge!"
"Oh!, so NOW you want to do some proper work you Hatless F2P slag"
"B-But the Engi nest is right there! We can take it"
"Yeah, as if I'M gonna be involved in your mediocre Destruction score"
"Medic...LOOK OU-"
"Retard, do I look like I talk to retar-"*Backstabbed*
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1 reply · active 658 weeks ago
Reminded me of why I'm considering just not ubering people anymore. Far too often I uber someone and they stand around or even run away from the fight.
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