JUICY DETAILS

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Treeman574 119p · 657 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 657 weeks ago

Wait. I thought it was a Frying Pan.
Not swords.

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Dycro 105p · 657 weeks ago

Looks like he's made his point.

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Hejiru 98p · 657 weeks ago

That's quite a sharp wit you've got there.

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Spencer 119p · 657 weeks ago

You guys need to learn how to HANDLE your puns...

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Vosur 92p · 657 weeks ago

You don't know how to HILT it right. POMMEL it some and you can EDGE out a good one.

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Doc_ock_rokc 92p · 657 weeks ago

Alright fellas CUT it out. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we want an END to these horrible sword puns.

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Scept 100p · 657 weeks ago

You bastards... I was hoping we could avoid these long pun chains.

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Vosur 92p · 657 weeks ago

DIRK, DAO behave and I won't have to HARPE on you and FOIL your plans. It might even worth a GRAM for you to come out FULLER in knowledge than you were previously.

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 657 weeks ago

I'll be GLADIUS when this is over.

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Vosur 92p · 657 weeks ago

Don't you mean you'll be JOYUSE?

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Vabolo 118p · 657 weeks ago

You guys won't give any of us épéece of mind, will you? But I don't care, I'm sabering every last one of those puns.

Vosur 92p · 657 weeks ago

TOUCHÉ, but I KHANDA think you're just need to get a HANDLE on life. In the meantime, I'm going to have some TANG.

RenegadeSparks 91p · 657 weeks ago

jeez, don't make me have to get Captain FALCHION to POMMEL some sense into you all

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 657 weeks ago

I just hope we don't end up with a KRIS RedFEINT, because that would just drive me KUKRI (pronounced KooKooRee) for all the TSUBA bad puns, I just have to SAYA that this is all sorts of GROSS-SCHWERTZ ( Sorry, I don't know how to accent my letters). Though ZWEIHANDER you all this, it's a rather impressive collections of PUNCTURES. SCYTHE gotta stop now, IAI have to take care of my SICKLE sibling and my KHATAR is begging for food. SHIV ya'll 'round later.

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Cloak 93p · 657 weeks ago

Let's chop this thread short before valve takes a slice of it for the next demoman update.

wolfpax181 92p · 657 weeks ago

Sorry, but I haft to butt in. I need to axe something, wood you guys hate this chain being chopped short?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 657 weeks ago

Demoman...Demolition expert or Demonstration expert? The world may never know...

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deleted4255780 73p · 657 weeks ago

Meanwhile a Heavy is having a similar conversation with a Battle Medic.

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Zyquux 103p · 657 weeks ago

All while Spy charges into battle with Pyro's flamethrower.

Deep Thought 105p · 657 weeks ago

Simultaneously, an engineer is making a difference with his shotgun.

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Marzen 101p · 657 weeks ago

What makes me a good Demoman?

If I were a bad Demoman, then my chin wouldn't be growing and shrinking with each word, now, would it?!

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wolfpax181 92p · 657 weeks ago

He could carry around a full compliment of sticky grenades on a chin of that magnitude.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 657 weeks ago

What kind of mad demoman doesn't wear a hat?

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 657 weeks ago

He is wearing a hat... And an eye-patch, can't forget the eye-patch.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 657 weeks ago

I should have been more clear. I meant to say that the demoman wears stock hat and patch, and keeps his miscs in the locker. Or maybe he is poor and Irish.

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Vabolo 118p · 657 weeks ago

No, he's wealthy and Scottish. He just prefers hilts to hats.

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deleted801691 109p · 657 weeks ago

He spends all his money on contradicting candy.

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wolfpax181 92p · 657 weeks ago

For your safety, never call a Scottsman Irish. ...same goes the other way around. Both sides REALLY hate being mistaken for the other.

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bart95 86p · 657 weeks ago

Forget the hat!

What about the Misc items?!

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TheFancyPants 98p · 657 weeks ago

I don't understand. What candy is he eating that is a contradiction?

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Zortsport 97p · 657 weeks ago

Vabolo 118p · 657 weeks ago

That mime is clearly a Spy.

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Marzen 101p · 657 weeks ago

poonstev 103p · 657 weeks ago

Oh...I thought those were Now and Later...I completely forgot about Starbursts. Starbursts were definitely the better candy.

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blargenth 93p · 657 weeks ago

God soldier, don't be THAT GUY...

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 657 weeks ago

hey hey, I know THAT GUY, decent fellow, if a little quiet, wait... you're talking about steam right? oh, you weren't? *tries to disappear in a smoke cloud, fails because I got blinded and started coughing up a lung*

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Spencer 119p · 657 weeks ago

HAH. Shows what you know.

A real Demoman is marked by how awesome his shield is!

MasterLuigi452 108p · 657 weeks ago

Swords?
Pfft. I use this always.

PortalMan 86p · 657 weeks ago

A CONTRADICTION, INSIDE A CONTRADICTION, WITHIN ANOTHER CONTRADICTION, THAT'S IN A KFC, INSIDE A TACO BELL, WITHIN A MALL, THAT'S INSIDE YOUR DREAM!!!! BADABADABADABAAAA!!!

kitsunechao 58p · 657 weeks ago

would look better that he'd have a monoculus hat :P

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kitsunechao 58p · 657 weeks ago

oh, and ullapool caber is a demomanly weapon :3

Vabolo 118p · 657 weeks ago

It's the fairest in the game!

Followed by the Pomson.

RenegadeSparks 91p · 657 weeks ago

is that a bit of sarcasm I detect there?

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Vabolo 118p · 657 weeks ago

Of course not!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 657 weeks ago

Furthermore, you're not even Scottish if you don't have an English-decapitating Battle-Axe, and it has to be Scottish, well if it ain't Scottish, it's Crap!